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- Nice to meet you.

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You look like you're
going to give me trouble,

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so I'll much sure yours is the only name

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I memorize this week.

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(fast-paced techno music)

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- You don't have to come to my prom later.

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The leftovers are my groceries anyways.

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- I can tell that you're drunk,

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but we don't technically
have a policy against it

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so I'm pretending not to notice

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so I don't have to document it.

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- When I'm doing room inspections,

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I'm judging you by the stuff you have.

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(speaks foreign language)

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- I'm only asking for
your ID so that you know

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I'm documenting this.

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I pretty much have your information

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memorized by now.

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- Please just take these condoms now.

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So we don't have to have that
awkward conversation later.

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- I know who you are

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and I've told you so many times

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to keep your ID with you,

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I'm just gonna let you sit out there

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for a little while.

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- I have three papers due tomorrow.

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Do you really think I want
to write this report as well.

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- I really don't agree with
your side of the argument

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but I have to act impartial so
just keep spouting nonsense.

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- Love the dorm. Drink in your room.

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It really doesn't bother me.

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But if you mess with my door tags,

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then it's on.

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(fast-paced techno music)

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(swishing)

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(light piano music)

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- It's just so sad what's
happening over there.

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- Oh yeah, hm mm. (swoshing)

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(swishing)
(quick pop)

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(quick swish) You don't
know the half of it.

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(light piano music)