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- That's disgusting!

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- No it's not at all disgusting.

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- It's....oh my god.

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- I didn't find it disgusting.

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It looks the best, it tastes the worst!

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(bouncy guitar)

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- Today we are going
to be trying out offal.

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- Which is like different cuts of meat.

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- Are we looking forward to it?

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- No.

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- I'm just hoping to not throw up.

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- It's called gurda.

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Which I believe are kidneys.

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- I hope there are no stones.

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- It looks exactly like mushrooms.

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- It's actually quite nice.

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- Yeah I like it.

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- Go on, it's not that bad.

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- Mmhmm!

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- I'm getting a weird aftertaste now.

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- It's not that bad.

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- I need mouthwash.

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- So in all fairness
this looks disgusting.

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- Oh shit it's the entire tongue.

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- And there is something bony at the end.

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I have no idea what the fuck that is.

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- What kind of tongue has a bone, man?

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- I feel like Hannibal Lector right now.

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- He does eat tongue.

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- Not picturing the tongue will help.

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- Wow you really like it.

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- It's really nice dude!

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- I guess I don't have a heart.

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- How can you be so

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- [both] heartless!

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- I actually like it.

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- And the aftertaste is .....

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- I want to spit this out right now.

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- This is actually like
having rubber dipped

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in a goddamn masala.

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- So it's technically boobs.

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- I never thought that the
first time I'd be motorboating

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someone it would be a goat.

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- I didn't think boobs had bones.

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- Why does it not have a bone in it?

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- No that's not a bone
that's a wane I think.

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- I don't think my mom's
going to forgive me .

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Sorry Mom.

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- Cheers.

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- Like there seems to be just
a surplus of oil all over.

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- I don't know, it goes into
your mouth and just dissolve?

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- It was really creamy, flavored well.

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- I don't like the texture
but the taste is pretty nice.

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- If I didn't know what
it was I'd be like,

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" Wow that just melt in my mouth."

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- Maybe I'll become more
intelligent after this.

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- I highly doubt it, but sure!

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- In a world, where
testicles are served as food.

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- Is this mashed balls?

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- I'm used to, uh, heavier.

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- Your . will never be the same again.

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- It's really soft.

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- I never thought I'd say this
but I like balls in my mouth.

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- Testicles are the top two.

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- Definitely the top two.

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- Just like slipped right down.

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- I've never seen a testicle
but I've surely eaten one.

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- The moral of the story, skip the tongue,

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go right to the balls.

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- We've struggled really
hard to get away from our

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom image

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but I swear this doesn't
happen on a day-to-day basis.

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- I have this really bad
taste in my mouth right now.

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- I'm surprised I haven't
thrown up on you yet.

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- The olive oil was pretty disgusting.

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- I liked all the dishes.

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- It's the masala that kept it going.

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- Would I have it again...?

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Depends on how drunk I would be.

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- This turned out to be a
less harrowing experience

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than I thought it would be.

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- Yeah that's true.

