WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.301 --> 00:00:02.212 - If I was in a coma and I smelled this 00:00:02.212 --> 00:00:03.589 I'd probably wake up saying, yeah, I want (laughs) 00:00:03.589 --> 00:00:05.511 Whatever of this this is. 00:00:05.511 --> 00:00:08.180 (energetic banjo music) 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:09.647 - Judging by the name "Moonshine" 00:00:09.647 --> 00:00:11.236 I think it's going to be a nice, gentle-- 00:00:11.236 --> 00:00:14.397 - It's gonna be little stars in your head. 00:00:14.397 --> 00:00:15.548 - I'm trusting you with this. 00:00:15.548 --> 00:00:18.186 - Think of it as like, the American version of Santra 00:00:18.186 --> 00:00:20.266 Barely legal and is very potent. 00:00:20.266 --> 00:00:24.769 - I just hope I don't wake up below the ceiling 00:00:24.769 --> 00:00:29.560 - I've been told my capacity is good, so we shall see. 00:00:29.560 --> 00:00:31.249 (energetic banjo music) 00:00:31.249 --> 00:00:32.440 - Smells exciting. 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:34.557 - That smells like petrol, I'm not kidding. 00:00:34.557 --> 00:00:35.765 - Looks quite yummy. 00:00:39.105 --> 00:00:40.652 - (squeals) 00:00:40.652 --> 00:00:42.125 (tap-tap-tap-tap-tap) 00:00:42.125 --> 00:00:43.543 - It's singing my mouth. 00:00:43.543 --> 00:00:45.212 - It doesn't taste anything like a cranberry. 00:00:45.212 --> 00:00:47.290 - That was a mini-explosion in my mouth. 00:00:47.290 --> 00:00:49.159 - It's incredibly hard for me to believe that 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:51.109 this is going to get me high and yet, 00:00:51.109 --> 00:00:53.085 as I say this-- - [Woman] I feel it 00:00:53.085 --> 00:00:55.519 - This here is some apple pie moonshine 00:00:55.519 --> 00:00:58.629 - It's gonna smell like "oh I'm not harmful 00:00:58.629 --> 00:01:00.136 "I'm, like, totally fine" and then you're gonna have it 00:01:00.136 --> 00:01:01.242 and it's gonna be like (gasps). 00:01:01.242 --> 00:01:02.763 - It looks like diluted whiskey 00:01:05.223 --> 00:01:08.009 - It's like a warm feeling spreading through my body. 00:01:08.009 --> 00:01:10.327 - I could have this instead of my morning coffee 00:01:10.327 --> 00:01:11.933 - It just feels like it's hugging you, like-- 00:01:11.933 --> 00:01:14.957 - Malty swill and now it's like . . . 00:01:16.237 --> 00:01:20.036 - If I go to a bar with this and an open credit card 00:01:20.036 --> 00:01:22.626 - That's it, that's the end of my life 00:01:22.626 --> 00:01:24.178 - And I'm going to emerge the next day 00:01:24.178 --> 00:01:25.848 like on the streets a poor man. 00:01:25.848 --> 00:01:29.224 - It says "Shine Responsibly" on the back of the bottle. 00:01:29.224 --> 00:01:31.866 Shine responsibly you crazy diamond. 00:01:31.866 --> 00:01:33.665 - It's going to be horrible. 00:01:33.665 --> 00:01:38.518 - For all the exes I'm going to text after this, I'm sorry. 00:01:38.518 --> 00:01:41.540 (banjo music) 00:01:43.450 --> 00:01:45.545 (coughs) 00:01:46.495 --> 00:01:50.480 - That's like, really cheap, the cheapest of cheap vodkas. 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:53.341 - The moment I took a sip, I just, it just hit me. 00:01:53.341 --> 00:01:55.185 - I can smell regret. - [woman] (laughs) 00:01:55.185 --> 00:01:57.258 - You know that scene in Harry Potter when Dumbledore 00:01:57.258 --> 00:01:58.885 had to drink that potion and he was dying? 00:01:58.885 --> 00:02:01.165 - [Woman] (laughs) - [Man] This is what he drank. 00:02:01.165 --> 00:02:05.630 Catdaddy (laughs), catdaddy 00:02:05.630 --> 00:02:07.673 - Which I guess is a great name if you are 00:02:07.673 --> 00:02:09.225 into cats and daddy issues. 00:02:09.225 --> 00:02:11.789 - It's mad sweet. - [Man] Smells very sweet. 00:02:14.269 --> 00:02:15.446 - (coughs) 00:02:15.446 --> 00:02:17.109 - It's been a very bad day this is making it 00:02:17.109 --> 00:02:17.719 amazing right now. 00:02:17.719 --> 00:02:18.944 - This is like a desert 00:02:18.944 --> 00:02:21.064 - It was curry with masala 00:02:21.064 --> 00:02:22.483 - It was like Sunscary alcohol. 00:02:22.483 --> 00:02:24.744 - I would really like to have this with a close friend 00:02:24.744 --> 00:02:27.121 of mine, maybe on Valentine's Day. 00:02:27.121 --> 00:02:30.047 - I can do like, multiple shots of this shit 00:02:30.047 --> 00:02:31.541 - [Woman] Yeah - [Man] Every day. 00:02:31.541 --> 00:02:35.782 - If I have to review this like a master chef, I think 00:02:35.782 --> 00:02:40.414 it's fruity, followed by spicy, followed by alcohol-y. 00:02:40.414 --> 00:02:41.511 - But it's like very Indian 00:02:41.511 --> 00:02:43.339 - Yeah, very, very Indian - [Man] Very Indian. 00:02:43.339 --> 00:02:47.040 - This is a lot more palatable compared to Indian-- 00:02:47.040 --> 00:02:48.138 - Tow santra 00:02:48.138 --> 00:02:51.798 - I thought ilicit liquor in the US would be like, 00:02:51.798 --> 00:02:55.502 you know, um, bad, but it was good. 00:02:55.502 --> 00:02:58.682 - It doesn't feel like it's alcohol, you know what I mean? 00:02:58.682 --> 00:03:00.391 - But I feel so good you know. 00:03:00.391 --> 00:03:02.728 Like I just feel so good. 00:03:02.728 --> 00:03:04.442 - I feel at peace.