WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.318 --> 00:00:01.085 - She was standing there like, 00:00:01.085 --> 00:00:02.020 this was Keira Knightley's face the whole time. 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:02.786 She was like-- 00:00:02.786 --> 00:00:04.248 - [Woman] She ran out and kissed him! 00:00:04.248 --> 00:00:05.526 - Yeah, 'cause she was like, "I'm gonna 00:00:05.526 --> 00:00:07.024 "peck you on the cheek, 00:00:07.024 --> 00:00:09.520 "so you fucking stop this bullshit." 00:00:09.520 --> 00:00:10.843 - It's the Holiday Season. 00:00:10.843 --> 00:00:12.480 Folks are gathered around with their families 00:00:12.480 --> 00:00:14.163 watching their favorite Holiday movies. 00:00:14.163 --> 00:00:15.963 But what is the best Holiday movie? 00:00:15.963 --> 00:00:17.483 Some people would say, "Love Actually." 00:00:17.483 --> 00:00:19.329 Other people, not so hot on it. 00:00:19.329 --> 00:00:21.407 Is Love Actually the new Holiday classic? 00:00:21.407 --> 00:00:22.359 It's debatable. 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.197 (triumphant orchestral music) 00:00:27.606 --> 00:00:29.383 - I'm here to tell you why this is 00:00:29.383 --> 00:00:31.007 actually one of the worst movies. 00:00:31.007 --> 00:00:32.703 - I love Love Actually. 00:00:32.703 --> 00:00:34.398 - Love Actually just gets me angry. 00:00:34.398 --> 00:00:35.384 - Love Actually is the best. 00:00:35.384 --> 00:00:36.857 - I'm gonna critique the fuck out of this movie. 00:00:36.857 --> 00:00:37.460 (laughing) 00:00:37.460 --> 00:00:39.839 (foreboding orchestral music) 00:00:39.839 --> 00:00:41.500 Let's start with the actual film scructure. 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:42.602 - It's barely about Christmas. 00:00:42.602 --> 00:00:44.286 Yeah, okay, it's during Christmas time, whatever. 00:00:44.286 --> 00:00:45.981 But it's not like we sit there and watch them 00:00:45.981 --> 00:00:47.142 around a Christmas tree. 00:00:47.142 --> 00:00:49.440 - It's like, "Let's get this cavalcade 00:00:49.440 --> 00:00:51.367 "of big celebrities, 00:00:51.367 --> 00:00:54.119 "throw them in mediocre story lines, 00:00:54.119 --> 00:00:56.359 "and then just like get off on watching people 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:58.298 "happen to cleverly connect at points." 00:00:58.298 --> 00:01:00.480 - A lot of the characters were really creepy. 00:01:00.480 --> 00:01:01.839 It wasn't romantic at all. 00:01:01.839 --> 00:01:03.383 Like you have that horny Prime Minister-- 00:01:03.383 --> 00:01:04.764 - He's not that horny! - He didn't want to 00:01:04.764 --> 00:01:06.157 get involved with his secretary. 00:01:06.157 --> 00:01:07.457 He found her sexually attractive, 00:01:07.457 --> 00:01:08.723 so he fired her. 00:01:08.723 --> 00:01:11.300 - I wouldn't be down to clown with that. 00:01:11.300 --> 00:01:12.960 I would be like, "This is a little weird," 00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:14.661 and I might be like, "Where is HR?" 00:01:14.661 --> 00:01:16.298 - Let's get into this Rick Grimes scene. 00:01:16.298 --> 00:01:18.701 This story line is the absolute worst. 00:01:18.701 --> 00:01:20.581 The only reason he's using those signs 00:01:20.581 --> 00:01:22.579 is because her husband is in the house! 00:01:22.579 --> 00:01:25.214 - Imagine you just got married to a guy, 00:01:25.214 --> 00:01:27.153 and then your best friend shows up at your door 00:01:27.153 --> 00:01:27.991 with a sign saying, 00:01:27.991 --> 00:01:29.461 - Well, the thing is. - "Don't tell Chloe that 00:01:29.461 --> 00:01:30.891 - Then I would never find out, - I'm here. 00:01:30.891 --> 00:01:32.318 because he didn't tell him. (laughs) 00:01:32.318 --> 00:01:34.404 - Also, what a terrible wedding videographer. 00:01:34.404 --> 00:01:35.367 You're paid for one thing, 00:01:35.367 --> 00:01:37.579 you had one job, Rick Grimes. 00:01:37.579 --> 00:01:38.872 Shoot the fucking wedding. 00:01:38.872 --> 00:01:40.023 And everything turned into this 00:01:40.023 --> 00:01:41.765 creepy-ass closeup of Keira Knightley? 00:01:41.765 --> 00:01:43.425 - I would be like, "What the fuck? 00:01:43.425 --> 00:01:45.619 "Who are you?" - You do not lust after 00:01:45.619 --> 00:01:47.178 your best friend's girl, especially when 00:01:47.178 --> 00:01:48.072 they're getting married. 00:01:48.072 --> 00:01:49.952 That's just like, block that shit off, buddy. 00:01:49.952 --> 00:01:51.089 - Then there's this little kid 00:01:51.089 --> 00:01:52.831 that decides he's in love with someone 00:01:52.831 --> 00:01:54.839 after like pretty much never speaking to her, 00:01:54.839 --> 00:01:55.734 which is fine. 00:01:55.734 --> 00:01:57.219 But, he decides to go to the airport-- 00:01:57.219 --> 00:01:57.974 - You wouldn't be able to run through 00:01:57.974 --> 00:01:59.658 any security for that. - I will say that this is 00:01:59.658 --> 00:02:02.166 post-2001, this is post-9/11, 00:02:02.166 --> 00:02:03.408 so that kid probly would have been 00:02:03.408 --> 00:02:05.869 tased the fuck out of. - Woah. 00:02:05.869 --> 00:02:08.967 (foreboding orchestral music) 00:02:08.967 --> 00:02:10.908 - First of all, in Love Actually, you have 00:02:10.908 --> 00:02:12.568 one of the best casts ever. 00:02:12.568 --> 00:02:13.646 - You never get bored, because 00:02:13.646 --> 00:02:15.273 there's always something different to watch. 00:02:15.273 --> 00:02:16.909 - You just feel so many things 00:02:16.909 --> 00:02:18.186 in watching this movie. 00:02:18.186 --> 00:02:19.556 - Mostly disgust. (chuckles) 00:02:19.556 --> 00:02:21.135 - I think it's self-aware, you know? 00:02:21.135 --> 00:02:22.830 - I know that some people think that scene 00:02:22.830 --> 00:02:24.850 with the guy from The Walking Dead is creepy. 00:02:24.850 --> 00:02:26.533 Yes, it is slightly creepy, 00:02:26.533 --> 00:02:29.354 but it is also very romantic, 00:02:29.354 --> 00:02:31.247 and he's still being good to his friend, 00:02:31.247 --> 00:02:34.648 because he's not trying to pursue the friend's wife, 00:02:34.648 --> 00:02:35.774 he's just trying to let her know 00:02:35.774 --> 00:02:37.028 that he doesn't hate her. 00:02:37.028 --> 00:02:39.210 - I was a Film major, okay, 00:02:39.210 --> 00:02:41.334 I'm appreciating it for what it is. 00:02:41.334 --> 00:02:43.168 - It's a frickin' Holiday movie, 00:02:43.168 --> 00:02:45.526 like calm down everybody, it's just a bit of fun. 00:02:45.526 --> 00:02:46.814 - Martin Freeman is in it. 00:02:47.664 --> 00:02:49.045 He's one of the best people ever 00:02:49.045 --> 00:02:50.687 and he's so adorable. 00:02:50.687 --> 00:02:52.915 - Isn't he like a sex stand-in in this movie? 00:02:52.915 --> 00:02:53.829 - Yeah. 00:02:53.829 --> 00:02:55.013 So? 00:02:55.013 --> 00:02:57.428 - A lot of the film is actually very British-based, 00:02:57.428 --> 00:02:58.809 which might be why some 00:02:58.809 --> 00:03:00.551 Americans don't really understand it! 00:03:00.551 --> 00:03:02.163 - You gotta watch it with Mom. 00:03:02.163 --> 00:03:03.370 You gotta watch it with your Mom, 00:03:03.370 --> 00:03:04.683 you gotta watch it with your sister. 00:03:04.683 --> 00:03:06.770 I don't have a sister, I just pretend I have one. 00:03:06.770 --> 00:03:07.991 - I never watch it any other time 00:03:07.991 --> 00:03:09.432 of the year, 'cause it's a Christmas-y movie 00:03:09.432 --> 00:03:10.650 and it gets me in the spirit. 00:03:10.650 --> 00:03:12.658 We all cry and laugh and get angry 00:03:12.658 --> 00:03:13.738 together about it. 00:03:13.738 --> 00:03:16.455 - I also got to hear, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" 00:03:16.455 --> 00:03:18.207 by Mariah Carey in like, 00:03:18.207 --> 00:03:20.112 an amazing falsetto voice 00:03:20.112 --> 00:03:22.456 and it totally inspired me to sing that 00:03:22.456 --> 00:03:23.896 as an 11 year old 00:03:23.896 --> 00:03:25.475 at my Christmas party. 00:03:25.475 --> 00:03:26.786 - I don't go into Christmas movies 00:03:26.786 --> 00:03:28.888 expecting the next Citizen Cane. 00:03:28.888 --> 00:03:31.953 But this gave a well-rounded, fun 00:03:31.953 --> 00:03:33.810 experience that I can come back to 00:03:33.810 --> 00:03:35.551 year after year, and it doesn't get old. 00:03:35.551 --> 00:03:39.047 (triumphant orchestral music) 00:03:39.047 --> 00:03:41.554 - Basically, all the men in this movie are trash. 00:03:41.554 --> 00:03:43.940 - Oh, you need a closing argument? 00:03:45.837 --> 00:03:48.008 - [Woman] Oh my God. 00:03:48.008 --> 00:03:49.803 So rude! (laughing) 00:03:50.987 --> 00:03:52.663 - Love can be crazy, 00:03:52.663 --> 00:03:54.888 the movie shows that. 00:03:56.398 --> 00:03:58.189 - Love as it actually is: 00:03:58.189 --> 00:03:59.907 weird and messy. 00:03:59.907 --> 00:04:01.347 Just let people enjoy themselves. 00:04:01.347 --> 00:04:02.693 It's a fun movie. 00:04:02.693 --> 00:04:04.447 - Love Actually makes no sense. 00:04:04.447 --> 00:04:06.606 There are so many stories crammed into one. 00:04:06.606 --> 00:04:08.812 It's a completely rambling story. 00:04:08.812 --> 00:04:10.227 - [Woman] Just like your board. 00:04:10.227 --> 00:04:12.805 - In the end, between the battle of good and evil, 00:04:14.675 --> 00:04:17.818 love actually wins. 00:04:18.961 --> 00:04:22.147 (triumphant orchestral music) 00:04:23.674 --> 00:04:25.473 - [Woman] You were told seven words or less. 00:04:25.473 --> 00:04:27.435 You can't count. - I just didn't count, 00:04:27.435 --> 00:04:29.095 I chose not to. 00:04:29.095 --> 00:04:30.930 - Just like you chose not to like the film.