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Language: en

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(intense music)
- Yawning.

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Some say it's contagious,
some people say it's not.

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Today, we find out.

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(upbeat music)

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- Hi, nice to meet you.

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- Nice to meet you as well.

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- Nice to meet you.

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- Burger time.

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- Oh

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- They're like my favorite food.

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(yawning)

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- [Voiceover] Oh let's go get the food.

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- Girl, where they at?

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- I wonder if she's getting
them from multiple places

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or if it's all from one place.

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- I haven't done stand-up
enough to be really good at it.

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(bell rings)

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(Yawns loudly)

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- You need some coffee or some Red Bull.

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(buzzing)

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- Gotta reserve that energy.

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(bell rings)

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- Thank you.

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- So
(bell rings)

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- Thank you.

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(bell rings)
Thank you.

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(yawning)

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- Where are they?

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- [Voiceover] Okay, there are no burgers.

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- Guys.

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- Seriously?

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- No!

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God damn it.

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- [Voiceover] That's the video?

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Did you yawn?

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- You did.
- Oh I did?

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- And I didn't yawn,
so it's not contagious,

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thanks a--holes.

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Guys.

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You're such a dick, I was like oh,

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it's lunch time, I'm gonna eat a burger,

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and now I yawned.
(upbeat music)