WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.380 --> 00:00:02.980 (clapping) 00:00:04.590 --> 00:00:07.180 (halloween music) 00:00:10.680 --> 00:00:11.930 - It starts with picking one. 00:00:11.930 --> 00:00:13.690 Oh, you know already. - [Jack] Boom. 00:00:13.690 --> 00:00:15.160 - Oh, it's so ripe. 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:16.700 - Delicious, fresh-squeezed O.J. 00:00:16.700 --> 00:00:18.000 - Now? - [Jack] How much pulp are you 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:19.150 supposed to take out, the whole thing? 00:00:19.150 --> 00:00:20.290 - Put some of that in there. - [Jack] Like a pumpkin! 00:00:20.290 --> 00:00:21.410 Of course, duh! 00:00:21.410 --> 00:00:22.690 I was just taking out just enough to eat! 00:00:22.690 --> 00:00:23.490 Alright, here we go. 00:00:23.490 --> 00:00:25.060 Get in there, get in there! Yeah! 00:00:25.060 --> 00:00:26.950 Don't be afraid of the mess, that's the key. 00:00:26.950 --> 00:00:28.580 - Now cut faces as desired. 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:30.870 - This is where the artistry comes into play. 00:00:30.870 --> 00:00:33.404 - This is also where band-aids may need to come into play. 00:00:33.404 --> 00:00:35.903 - No, dude. Let's keep it super safe and sane. 00:00:35.903 --> 00:00:37.410 - Okay. Language. 00:00:37.410 --> 00:00:39.750 - Oh no! This is not gonna be good. 00:00:39.750 --> 00:00:41.590 - I made you. 00:00:41.590 --> 00:00:43.120 - You sweetie. 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:44.050 Look at those teeth! 00:00:44.050 --> 00:00:45.220 - Right? - [Jack] Damn! 00:00:45.220 --> 00:00:46.503 - My dad's a dentist, so... 00:00:46.503 --> 00:00:47.510 - You know what? 00:00:47.510 --> 00:00:48.770 I was winning for a while, but then 00:00:48.770 --> 00:00:50.600 in the home stretch you took it to another level. 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:52.310 - Yours is so happy, though! 00:00:52.310 --> 00:00:54.920 - [Jack] Let them kiss. - We made each other! 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:56.260 What does it mean, internet? 00:00:56.260 --> 00:00:58.820 (upbeat jazz music) 00:00:58.820 --> 00:01:01.320 (bags rustling) 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:02.600 - So far so good. 00:01:02.600 --> 00:01:03.940 Fold one of the squares in half 00:01:03.940 --> 00:01:05.280 diagonally to form a triangle. 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:06.570 Fold that triangle in half 00:01:06.570 --> 00:01:08.820 two more times to narrow it. 00:01:08.820 --> 00:01:10.120 - What paragraph are you on? 00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:12.940 What, this one is ridiculous! 00:01:12.940 --> 00:01:14.343 I'm sorry! 00:01:14.343 --> 00:01:15.870 - Damn, this is hard. 00:01:15.870 --> 00:01:16.960 How much time do we have left? 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:18.940 What is this web? - What are you talking about? 00:01:18.940 --> 00:01:20.210 How did they get to the web? 00:01:20.210 --> 00:01:21.932 - I think they skipped a paragraph. 00:01:21.932 --> 00:01:23.790 - Okay, I'm just gonna make a web outta this. 00:01:23.790 --> 00:01:25.473 - Okay, I'm just gonna start taping. 00:01:25.473 --> 00:01:27.430 And I'm the person, if a kid comes to my door, 00:01:27.430 --> 00:01:30.640 I'll give them just peppermints and not actual candies. 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:32.010 - Peppermints are candy. 00:01:32.010 --> 00:01:33.352 - They're not fun candy. 00:01:33.352 --> 00:01:35.050 - No, they're a bummer. - [Quinta] Yeah, but-- 00:01:35.050 --> 00:01:36.600 - That's like socks for your birthday. 00:01:36.600 --> 00:01:38.390 You give a kid peppermints at Halloween. 00:01:38.390 --> 00:01:39.810 What? No! 00:01:39.810 --> 00:01:41.150 Use black sharpie to sketch out some.. 00:01:41.150 --> 00:01:42.330 (Jack groans) 00:01:42.330 --> 00:01:44.940 There's my spiderweb. 00:01:44.940 --> 00:01:46.740 I'm gonna give it to Quinta. 00:01:46.740 --> 00:01:48.660 - Yes! Thanks, Jack! 00:01:48.660 --> 00:01:50.853 I really admire what you did do with that. 00:01:50.853 --> 00:01:51.830 - I did my best. 00:01:51.830 --> 00:01:53.320 - You made something out of nothing, and.. 00:01:53.320 --> 00:01:54.790 - I did my best. - [Quinta] that was good. 00:01:54.790 --> 00:01:58.443 (cheerful music) 00:01:58.443 --> 00:02:01.593 - Take each half and gently carve out the mouth 00:02:01.593 --> 00:02:03.293 with a small knife. 00:02:03.293 --> 00:02:05.393 Right? - [Jack] No, that's good. 00:02:05.393 --> 00:02:08.343 - Stuff the inside with a tablespoon of sunflower butter. 00:02:08.343 --> 00:02:09.843 - That can't be good. 00:02:09.843 --> 00:02:11.053 Amazingly delicious. 00:02:11.053 --> 00:02:13.093 - Yeah, you realize that the dynamics 00:02:13.093 --> 00:02:14.353 of a sunflower seed, that there's 00:02:14.353 --> 00:02:16.393 a sharp end and a soft end. 00:02:16.393 --> 00:02:18.093 - Some ninjas only use sunflower seeds 00:02:18.093 --> 00:02:20.183 to kill their opponents. 00:02:20.183 --> 00:02:22.683 Right to the jugular. 00:02:22.683 --> 00:02:24.773 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? 00:02:24.773 --> 00:02:26.613 - Yeah 00:02:26.613 --> 00:02:29.173 Let's do this. You know you want it! 00:02:29.173 --> 00:02:31.363 - Oh, okay! 00:02:31.363 --> 00:02:32.743 It does make a good snack! 00:02:32.743 --> 00:02:34.413 - What does that remind you of? 00:02:34.413 --> 00:02:36.693 - How 'bout that one? 00:02:36.693 --> 00:02:38.323 - Stay away from that one. 00:02:38.323 --> 00:02:40.623 There we go. Now we're talking. 00:02:40.623 --> 00:02:41.913 You know what? It's got a sweetness. 00:02:41.913 --> 00:02:43.963 This is probably loaded with sugar. 00:02:43.963 --> 00:02:45.003 - Three grams. 00:02:45.003 --> 00:02:46.326 - [Jack] Not bad. - Not bad at all. 00:02:46.326 --> 00:02:47.343 - Oh, per serving! 00:02:47.343 --> 00:02:49.173 Just tell me how many grams are in the whole (beep) thing, 00:02:49.173 --> 00:02:50.513 'cause I'm gonna eat this whole thing. 00:02:50.513 --> 00:02:52.683 If I were president, we would know how much 00:02:52.683 --> 00:02:56.513 of calories were in a case of everything. 00:02:56.513 --> 00:02:58.713 I wanna be on the Kanye ticket in 2020. 00:02:58.713 --> 00:03:00.853 - Black Kanye? Kanye Black? 00:03:00.853 --> 00:03:02.103 - [Jack] It's Kanye Black. - Yeah 00:03:02.103 --> 00:03:03.483 - Let's not get crazy. 00:03:03.483 --> 00:03:07.073 - Why are we using his first name and your last name? 00:03:07.073 --> 00:03:09.856 - West Black doesn't have as good as a ring to it. 00:03:09.856 --> 00:03:12.863 I've got some legislation I'd like to push through congress. 00:03:12.863 --> 00:03:15.783 Look at the, how many calories of the butter 00:03:15.783 --> 00:03:17.783 for the whole container? 00:03:17.783 --> 00:03:20.373 'Cause that's what I want to eat. 00:03:20.373 --> 00:03:22.963 - Kanye Black. 2016.