WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.084 --> 00:00:01.895 - Breaking that rule a little bit. - Never in my life have I been 00:00:01.895 --> 00:00:03.381 invited to somebody's Christmas. 00:00:03.381 --> 00:00:06.091 - Well that to me says your a bad friend. - Never in my life. 00:00:06.091 --> 00:00:07.759 - And they don't want you at their party. 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:10.595 - [Voiceover] You are living in some sort of fantasy. 00:00:11.221 --> 00:00:15.225 - Ah...Christmas. The presents, the family, the feasts. 00:00:15.225 --> 00:00:18.733 The hustle and bustle, what a trip. But is it wort it? 00:00:18.733 --> 00:00:21.523 Because I recently heard tell of Jewish Christmas 00:00:21.523 --> 00:00:24.144 and I've got to be honest, they may be onto something. 00:00:24.144 --> 00:00:27.445 Christmas vs. Jewish Christmas, it's debatable. 00:00:27.445 --> 00:00:32.445 (regal music) 00:00:33.893 --> 00:00:35.754 - I'm a Jew but I'm pro Christmas. 00:00:35.754 --> 00:00:38.032 - I'm arguing for Jewish Christmas. 00:00:38.032 --> 00:00:40.042 - Christmas Christmas will always win. 00:00:40.042 --> 00:00:41.876 - There's a fair comparison, but I'd go for 00:00:41.876 --> 00:00:43.170 Jewish Christmas if I had to pick. 00:00:43.170 --> 00:00:45.004 - Good old fashion regular Christmas. 00:00:45.004 --> 00:00:47.883 - I'm team Jewish Christmas and my opponent is a traitor 00:00:47.883 --> 00:00:49.434 to her own kind. 00:00:49.444 --> 00:00:51.094 (triumphant music) 00:00:51.094 --> 00:00:53.338 - It's a day of movie marathons. You know what movies 00:00:53.338 --> 00:00:55.140 come out at Christmas? The best movies. 00:00:55.140 --> 00:00:57.809 While Christians are busy hanging out with their families 00:00:57.809 --> 00:01:00.478 forced to hand out and do family shit, I'm gonna be seeing 00:01:00.478 --> 00:01:01.730 "Star Wars" for the third time. 00:01:01.730 --> 00:01:04.691 - Have you ever gone to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas 00:01:04.691 --> 00:01:08.903 as a Jewish person? Hours of wait. Really angry Jews. 00:01:08.903 --> 00:01:11.864 It's every single person with nowhere to go taking up 00:01:11.864 --> 00:01:13.909 so much space, so much time. 00:01:13.909 --> 00:01:16.624 - Sounds like you're at the wrong Chinese restaurant 00:01:16.624 --> 00:01:17.745 with the wrong Jews. 00:01:17.745 --> 00:01:19.039 - Christmas is one of those holidays 00:01:19.039 --> 00:01:22.102 that you always have to go see your distant relatives. 00:01:22.102 --> 00:01:24.762 Every year it's something different, How's college going? 00:01:24.762 --> 00:01:26.713 Oh, you're graduating. What's your plan. 00:01:26.713 --> 00:01:28.923 - I'm excited to eat all this Chinese food right here. 00:01:28.923 --> 00:01:30.592 Chow Mein, Orange Chicken. 00:01:30.592 --> 00:01:32.302 - Nothing says like, this festive, 00:01:32.302 --> 00:01:35.179 like food you would order to your dorm room. 00:01:35.179 --> 00:01:37.925 - I got to Malibu in 20 minutes. 00:01:37.925 --> 00:01:39.800 I went with a few friends, guess who was on the beach. 00:01:39.800 --> 00:01:41.435 Nobody, except for us. 00:01:41.435 --> 00:01:44.606 - There is no traffic in L.A. on Christmas - It's amazing. 00:01:44.606 --> 00:01:47.567 You can drive wherever you want Just for the fuck of it. 00:01:47.567 --> 00:01:49.986 - The majority of Jews are not in L.A. 00:01:49.986 --> 00:01:51.835 Their all, I'm a good old suburban Jew. - Their all over the place. 00:01:51.835 --> 00:01:53.699 - I'm a good old suburban Jew. - The open road's everywhere. 00:01:53.699 --> 00:01:55.959 - And there's fucking nothing to do there. 00:01:55.959 --> 00:01:57.910 - Chinese foods a lot better than Christmas food. 00:01:57.910 --> 00:01:59.747 Like I would take Lo Mein over 00:01:59.747 --> 00:02:03.541 this stupid ass snowman any day. - You think this looks worse than a fortune cookie. 00:02:03.541 --> 00:02:04.626 Are you crazy? 00:02:04.626 --> 00:02:06.791 - Eating dinner at 3pm just because 00:02:06.791 --> 00:02:09.422 it's a holiday is absolutely absurd. 00:02:09.422 --> 00:02:11.633 By 5 o'clock, when I should be having dinner, 00:02:11.633 --> 00:02:13.043 I'm already hungry again. 00:02:13.043 --> 00:02:14.719 - That's because she CrossFits. - It's just absolutely redic... 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:16.840 No, that's not because I CrossFit. (shouting) - That's because she CrossFits. 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:19.016 Cause she CrossFits. Shhh. - [girl with glasses}] It's because people shouldn't eat dinner 00:02:19.016 --> 00:02:21.101 at 3pm in the afternoon, Taylor. 00:02:21.101 --> 00:02:23.853 - The actual reality of Jewish Christmas is you 00:02:23.853 --> 00:02:26.647 have to all agree on a movie with your family. 00:02:26.647 --> 00:02:28.317 With your family's friends. - False, false. 00:02:28.317 --> 00:02:29.484 - Yes, all have to go to the 00:02:29.484 --> 00:02:32.328 I saw Benjamin Button in the theater, Benjamin Button I saw. 00:02:32.328 --> 00:02:34.860 (triumphant music) 00:02:34.860 --> 00:02:35.823 Look what we have here. 00:02:35.823 --> 00:02:38.452 We have some box...these are empty. 00:02:38.452 --> 00:02:39.660 There's not even anything in here. 00:02:39.660 --> 00:02:41.455 Which I think, you know, represents Jewish Christmas 00:02:41.455 --> 00:02:43.539 is that it's empty of emotion. 00:02:43.539 --> 00:02:45.334 - I've done Jewish Christmas and 00:02:45.334 --> 00:02:47.043 I've done Christmas Christmas. 00:02:47.043 --> 00:02:49.545 Once you go Christmas you never go back. 00:02:49.545 --> 00:02:52.168 - Christmas day comes, boom, you wake up. 00:02:52.168 --> 00:02:53.667 You're stoked. You're in your PJs. 00:02:53.667 --> 00:02:55.551 Your family's all gathered in the living room 00:02:55.551 --> 00:02:57.011 and it's, it's beautiful. 00:02:57.011 --> 00:02:58.923 - Look at these cute ass snowmen. 00:02:58.923 --> 00:03:02.434 Look, at these, beautiful, gorgeous. (man laughing) 00:03:02.434 --> 00:03:04.853 - Like, what time of year is it totally excusable, 00:03:04.853 --> 00:03:08.599 other than Christmas, to just eat all this and it's okay. 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:11.817 And you can gain weight cause you're layering your clothes. - Thanksgiving. 00:03:11.817 --> 00:03:14.070 - We're having so much fun cause we love Christmas. 00:03:14.070 --> 00:03:15.203 - They look Jewish. 00:03:15.203 --> 00:03:18.074 - Do you want white rice or do you want cookies? 00:03:18.074 --> 00:03:20.242 Do you want to make a gingerbread house? 00:03:20.242 --> 00:03:22.290 Do you want everything to smell like cinnamon 00:03:22.290 --> 00:03:23.579 and open presents? 00:03:23.579 --> 00:03:25.919 - I'm happy that I can participate in Christmas 00:03:25.919 --> 00:03:29.378 because of my like, duel citizenship in the religion world 00:03:29.378 --> 00:03:31.629 you know. You know like... - Yeah, but that's, yeah, but that's it. 00:03:31.629 --> 00:03:33.180 You get to be selective about the parts 00:03:33.180 --> 00:03:35.333 of Christmas you celebrate. 00:03:35.333 --> 00:03:36.718 - I'm just saying. - You don't have to do 00:03:36.718 --> 00:03:38.678 the whole shebang, you know what I mean? 00:03:38.678 --> 00:03:40.513 - You know, I use to wake up and think 00:03:40.513 --> 00:03:44.309 maybe Santa made a mistake and maybe he gave me presents 00:03:44.309 --> 00:03:46.686 this year and you know what, he never did. 00:03:46.686 --> 00:03:48.563 - [Voiceover] He never did. - He never, Santa doesn't make mistakes. 00:03:48.563 --> 00:03:50.982 - That's right you're Jewish, you've never experieneced 00:03:50.982 --> 00:03:54.986 Christmas Christmas. And in fact this... - Yeah, that's why I want it so badly. 00:03:54.986 --> 00:03:57.030 - I hated Christmas before my parents got divorced, okay. 00:03:57.030 --> 00:04:00.658 (both laughing) - This got so real. 00:04:00.658 --> 00:04:03.013 - When it's Christmas Christmas there's this mentality of 00:04:03.013 --> 00:04:04.121 this day has to be great. 00:04:04.121 --> 00:04:06.081 - No there's not. (laughing) - [Voiceover] So everything's just, things get higher. 00:04:06.081 --> 00:04:08.199 - I've been to people's houses like after 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:09.578 their whole Christmas thing and their like 00:04:09.578 --> 00:04:10.920 this is what I got, I got this, I got this. 00:04:10.920 --> 00:04:13.839 There's wrapping paper everywhere, the fire is blazing, 00:04:13.839 --> 00:04:15.882 there's just a sense of warmth. 00:04:15.882 --> 00:04:17.425 Movie theaters are cold. 00:04:17.425 --> 00:04:19.886 Movie theaters are cold and their playing Benjamin Button. 00:04:19.886 --> 00:04:22.806 (jubilant music) 00:04:22.806 --> 00:04:24.967 - Christmas, don't knock it till you've tried it. 00:04:24.967 --> 00:04:27.019 From a girl with the last name Levine. 00:04:27.019 --> 00:04:29.562 - The actual spirit of Christmas has been completely lost 00:04:29.562 --> 00:04:31.481 and I stand firm in my belief that 00:04:31.481 --> 00:04:32.940 it is better to be Jewish on Christmas. 00:04:32.940 --> 00:04:34.600 - Shut up, Christmas is the best. 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:36.652 Coming from a Jew, it's the best. 00:04:36.652 --> 00:04:40.073 - I'm just here to promote today the idea that 00:04:40.073 --> 00:04:42.575 Jew have it pretty good too, also that I hate Santa. - Mozel tov. 00:04:42.575 --> 00:04:46.371 (triumphant music) 00:04:46.371 --> 00:04:49.104 - I'm so mad I'm gonna flip this tray of cookies. (man laughing) 00:04:49.104 --> 00:04:50.394 - Hey, hey. (shouting) 00:04:50.394 --> 00:04:53.503 (triumphant music concludes)