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- Santa, I can definitely
tell you're not a cheap guy

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at the mall saying, "Sit on my lap.

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What do you want for Christmas?"
This beard sticks on.

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- Yeah.

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("Santas Anthem")

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- I'm Jewish.

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- We celebrate Hanukkah.

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- I like lighting the candles,

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like those people did in the desert.

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- I like to spin the dreidel.

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- I like potatoes latkes a lot.

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- Hanukkah's about being with your family,

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but I'm a little dirty, I
like the presents myself.

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- Santa doesn't come to my
house because I'm Jewish.

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And also, I don't believe in Santa Claus.

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- On Christmas Eve, he
goes into your house

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and gives you presents
through the chimney.

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- And Santa has reindeers.

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- He has a list of nice and naughty.

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- And the thing I don't
believe is he lives forever.

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Now that's what kind of
puts me on the fence there.

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("Santas Anthem")

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- I never met Santa before.

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Yeah.

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- Ho, ho ho!

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(Santa laughing)

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Oh my goodness. It's me Santa Claus.

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I'm so glad to see you.

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- Is his beard real?

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- Can I sit there? Here,
let me help you out.

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(Santa laughing)

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- Umm.

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- Do you hang out with Hairy Hanukkah?

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- I love back scratchers, by the way.

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(Santa laughing)

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- So the dreidel came
as you spin the dreidel

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with your friend, probably
you need two people.

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- But then I turn smaller when
I go down in the chimneys.

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And then pop back out into normal size.

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- No. I'm sure.

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(Santa laughing)

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- You probably land on
something like a Hebrew leather,

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and whatever it says, you do.

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- I have to go swoosh,
poop. And here I am again.

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(Santa laughing)

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- It's some strange stories for sure.

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(Santa laughing)

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- No.

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- It's not about presents. You
need to be you and live life.

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If it means no presents
and being with your family,

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sometimes you gonna live with it.

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- And I feel exactly the same way.

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- Santa, I wanna give you a cookie.

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- Oh well, thank you,
sweetie. I appreciate that.

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("Santas Anthem")

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You wanna take a little
bite off the other end?

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- No.

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(Santa laughing)

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("Santas Anthem")

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- #imetSanta

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(Santa laughing)

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- Santa, I'm Jewish but I love you.

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- Thank you, sweetie. I love you, too.