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(choking)

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(upbeat music)

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- My mom would never let me have candy

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because I'm an athlete,

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which means I'm supposed
to be having healthy stuff.

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- I've never had candy because my mom,

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sometimes she's a little
bit of a control freak.

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- Because my parents think
I'm gonna get cavities.

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- Probably because I
don't like them, honestly.

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Yeah, I hate fruit.

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Anything fruit flavored I won't go near.

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- This could be my chance to
have as much candy as I want.

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- Hot Tamales.

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Fierce cinnamon?

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- I just need to do an inspection.

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- Oh, gosh, ah, ugh!

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- This is hot.

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- The first one I tried
just tastes like sugar,

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but it's not terrible.

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- Red Vines.

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Looks like it's like a Christmas-y thing.

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- It feels a little squishy.

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- Ugh.

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- You don't like it?

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- No.

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- Flavored rubber, but I kinda like it.

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- Butteryfinger by Nestle.

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- Crispety, crunchety peanut-buttery.

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- No artificial flavors or colors.

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I don't believe it.

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- Oh, yeah, these are good.

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Tastes like a peanut crunch.

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- It does make me more
of a peanut butter fan.

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- Fun Dip.

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Cherry yum diddly dip.

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- For this little packet,
it says there's 45 calories.

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I have a hard time believing that.

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- It's really good, though!

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- When I eat it, it feels
like I'm eating chalk.

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- Using something that's sugar

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and you're dipping it in sugar,

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so it's just double the amount of fat.

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- Toxic Waste!

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And kids eat this for pleasure?

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Dude, I can smell it from here.

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(dramatic drum roll)

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("Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven)

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(disgusted yelling)

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(gasping)

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- No fun?

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- No.

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- I feel like I took skin off my tongue.

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(upbeat jazz music)

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- I'm more hyper.

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- I'm starting to see, like,
little hairs in the air.

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Try and catch them.

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- Butterfingers was really
crunchy and delicious.

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- I didn't like the licorice.

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- Some of it was good, some of it wasn't,

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but I think it was not terrible.

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(upbeat jazz music)