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- [Voiceover] Where do you
think babies come from?

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- Uh...

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(electronic music)

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- They sell them at hospitals sometimes.

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- Oh, they sell them at hospitals?

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- Mm hmm.

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They're in like cages.

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You need the doctor to get the key,

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unlock 'em and get the kid that you want.

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- How much do they cost?

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- Ten dollars!

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(laughs)

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- When I was a baby,

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I was really big

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so they had to cut my mom's stomach

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and they had to stitch it up.

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- They come from up in heaven.

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And that's all I know.

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- Is there another way?

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- Yeah.

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- Just use the nice words.

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(boy mutters)

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in their private spot.

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- Usually after marriage,

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the two couples kiss

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and then man gives the woman something

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to help the baby hatch.

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- They grow sperms and then.

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(laughs)

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- And then the woman becomes pregnant

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and really

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fat.

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- Come on, lets do it.

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Okay, lets go to my house.

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Uh oh, I have a baby in my tummy,

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lets go to the hospital.

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Gotta have my baby.

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Yeah, lets go home.

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Now she's five.

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Ooh lets go to the park.

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Yay.

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- I'm just curious of what that was.

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I didn't know what that,

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this whole situation...

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- That was kissing.

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- Oh, okay.

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So I kiss mommy.

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- Yeah.

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- Okay.

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Whew.