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- Ah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

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- Am I beautiful?

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- No.

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(fun playful music)

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- [Voiceover] Have you
ever cut hair before?

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- Yeah.

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- In second grade.

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- I was trying to cut
out a tag on my shirt.

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- (chuckles) And I found a
razor, and I went like this.

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- And, I cut my front hair here,

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because I didn't have
bangs, but I thought I did.

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- And my mom saw me, and she's like,

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"What did you do to your eyebrow?"

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- Where'd all this hair come from?

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- And, that didn't work out.

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- [Voiceover] Do you think
it would be easy to cut hair?

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- Well, if we're allowed
to go fun with it,

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then yeah, it'll be easy.

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- Hi. Oh. (giggling)

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- I'm Tyra.

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- Tyra, nice to meet you.

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- So, do you want your hair done?

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- I do.

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- What kinda haircut do you like?

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- I'm gonna leave it up to you.

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- You know, I would
love a dramatic haircut.

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- How bout a boy cut?
- Like a pixie?

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- You gonna cut it all off?

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- (mumbles) chopping your hair off.

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- Okay!

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Let's hope it's not my real hair.
- We're giving it to cancer, don't worry.

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- Oh, okay.

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- And, we're gonna make
this nice and short.

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- I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

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- How's your day going?

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- You know, it's good.

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- Getting over a cold, but...

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- Oo.

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- Yeah, right, that sucks.
- (mumbles) the worst.

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- Okay, then we're gonna
snip that, snip over here.

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- Do you have a boyfriend?

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- I do have a boyfriend.

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- Can I steal it?

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- (laughing) Oh my god,
so much is happening.

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- She needed this, so
I'm glad she came in.

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- Just gonna keep snippin', oh yeah.

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- Oh, okay.

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- Doin' fine.

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- It's gonna be about 300 dollars.

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- Whoa!

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- Yeah, well we do a very good cut.

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- I feel like there's
artistry happening behind me,

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and I don't even know it yet.

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- Well, perfection actually.
Perfection is happening.

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- So, what kind of gossip is there?

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- Listen, on Friday,

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I stole a buncha orange
juice from this office.

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- What?

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- Your hair's way too thick.

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Did your mom give you this hair?

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- No, I know. I know, I know, I know, but.
- Why?

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- How many boyfriends do you have?

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- Only one.

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- Then, you're not that
pretty. I'm just kidding.

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(laughing) I'm just kidding.

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- What's the hot gossip
at your office, buddy?

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- There's this girl.

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- Ooo...

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- Well secretly, just between you and me,

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she likes another guy.

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- Okay, I don't think this is even,

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but people's hair do not need to be even.

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- (laughing) Oh, that was a close one.

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I heard that one.

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- Tyra, how many boyfriends do you have?

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- I have four.

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- Tell me everything.
What is the backstory?

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- She's been like the love of my life.

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- Alright, I can't wait til you see it.

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- Your shirt's all hairy!

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- We didn't have a, like a salon wrap,

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or whatever those things are called.

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- Because, you're poor.

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I'm just kidding. (giggles)

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- [Voiceover] Gonna get some bangs.

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- If you cut the face off,

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then they're probably not gonna pay you.

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And, then you're gonna need a lawyer.

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And, then you're gonna go to court.

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- This escalated very quickly.

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- I'm getting a lot of hair on me, Tyra.

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- Then you go in the
shower and wash it off.

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- Why didn't I think of that?

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- Because, you have no brain.

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- Wow!
- I'm just kidding.

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- Is this how you treat
all your customers, Tyra?

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- Okay, I think I got it.

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- Ah, beautiful, beautiful.

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- Actually, it looks kinda ugly.

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- This hair, this hair!

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- Ooo, nice.

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- How much you gonna
pay me for doing this?

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Like a hundred dollars?

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- Eh...

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- Ten dollars.

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- Worth every penny.

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- Present, the hairy Sophia.

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- Yup. Free sweater.

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- Oh, I'm beautiful. Look at that.

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- Dude, this is so good!

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- Thank you.

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- Holy moly, look at this.

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- Oh my good... Wow!

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Actually, this isn't bad.

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- I don't think this
is a bad look honestly.

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I kind of look like Taylor Swift.

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- Oh yeah, you do.
- Right?

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- You look amazing.

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- (laughing) This is actually
a pretty good haircut.

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- Thank you.

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- This is very modern.

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This is very chic.

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I see why you're so expensive.

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Oh, thank you.

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- You're welcome.

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- What a wonderful haircut.

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- You're welcome.

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- I do, I will say that
I am covered in hair.

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- (laughing) Okay.

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- Here's Sophia!

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Sophia! Oopsies.

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Sophia! Boom, boom, boom!

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- I would like that to play
whenever I enter a room, please.

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Can someone record that?

