WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.171 - LOL, excuse me, my voice just cracked, lol. 00:00:03.171 --> 00:00:04.214 - He's screaming. 00:00:04.214 --> 00:00:05.131 - [Steven] Excuse me. 00:00:05.131 --> 00:00:06.636 - He's screaming. 00:00:07.816 --> 00:00:09.897 - You know, there's two kinds of people in this world. 00:00:11.187 --> 00:00:12.337 ... Or.... 00:00:13.348 --> 00:00:14.266 It's debatable. 00:00:14.266 --> 00:00:18.020 (epic music) 00:00:19.812 --> 00:00:22.338 - My name is Keith, haha. 00:00:22.338 --> 00:00:25.021 - I'm Steven, lol. 00:00:25.021 --> 00:00:27.737 - I am team haha because I'm not a liar. 00:00:27.737 --> 00:00:31.408 - I'm Kelsey and I lol. 00:00:31.408 --> 00:00:33.869 - I'm on team haha, cause lol is for children. 00:00:33.869 --> 00:00:35.453 - And I laugh out loud. 00:00:35.453 --> 00:00:38.456 (epic music) 00:00:38.456 --> 00:00:42.459 - Lol is the coolest, hippest form 00:00:42.459 --> 00:00:44.587 of communication there is on the internet. 00:00:44.587 --> 00:00:45.713 - Vic, you're a cool guy. 00:00:45.713 --> 00:00:47.305 - (laughs) What can I say? 00:00:47.305 --> 00:00:48.294 - [Kelsey] Let's talk about OG. 00:00:48.294 --> 00:00:51.629 Lol was the OG of laughing language. 00:00:51.629 --> 00:00:54.228 And I still use it, and I'm not ashamed to say. 00:00:54.228 --> 00:00:56.953 I think I'm still pretty cool. 00:00:56.953 --> 00:00:58.090 Would you say so? 00:00:58.090 --> 00:00:59.477 - I think you're deec. 00:00:59.477 --> 00:01:02.639 - Haha is a form of speaking for older generation people. 00:01:02.639 --> 00:01:03.648 How old are you, Keith? 00:01:03.648 --> 00:01:04.941 - I am 28, Steven. 00:01:04.941 --> 00:01:08.069 - What! 28? 00:01:08.069 --> 00:01:10.280 - We are now in this new frontier 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:13.157 where we are exploring a whole new way of communicating. 00:01:13.157 --> 00:01:16.036 - Or we are getting lazier about the way we communicate, 00:01:16.036 --> 00:01:18.071 therefore distancing ourselves from each other. 00:01:18.071 --> 00:01:19.948 - Now you just sound like an old man. 00:01:19.948 --> 00:01:21.457 - What? (laughing) 00:01:21.457 --> 00:01:22.793 Says the old man! 00:01:22.793 --> 00:01:24.535 - [Steven] You were around before computers existed. 00:01:24.535 --> 00:01:26.914 You were around when the dinosaurs were here. 00:01:26.914 --> 00:01:29.132 - This is like arguing with a kindergartner. 00:01:29.132 --> 00:01:31.050 - Kindergartners are hip. 00:01:31.050 --> 00:01:35.004 - There is one thing that clinches lol over hahaha, 00:01:35.004 --> 00:01:38.317 which is that one handed action 00:01:38.317 --> 00:01:39.559 is capable on the keyboard. 00:01:39.559 --> 00:01:44.018 - L and O are right next to each other on the keyboard. 00:01:44.018 --> 00:01:44.635 With haha... 00:01:44.635 --> 00:01:45.523 - It's one more letter! 00:01:45.523 --> 00:01:46.974 - Shut your mouth, Zach! 00:01:46.974 --> 00:01:48.562 - I believe that we should be adding 00:01:48.562 --> 00:01:50.194 new words to our vocabulary. 00:01:50.194 --> 00:01:51.496 - It's not a new word, it's an acronym. 00:01:51.496 --> 00:01:53.572 It's not adding a new word to our vocabulary. 00:01:53.572 --> 00:01:55.575 - Sure it is, we've been doing this for generations. 00:01:55.575 --> 00:01:57.286 Radar is a word. 00:01:58.446 --> 00:02:01.080 - OK, well, it is a word. 00:02:01.080 --> 00:02:03.541 - It has also inspired many variations. 00:02:03.541 --> 00:02:07.504 - With haha you just have haha and hehe and that's it. 00:02:07.504 --> 00:02:11.215 - When you want to emphasize something you say, "LOL." 00:02:11.215 --> 00:02:13.676 - That's not a variation, that's two words. 00:02:13.676 --> 00:02:16.003 - You can lollllll. 00:02:16.003 --> 00:02:17.722 You can lmbo. 00:02:17.722 --> 00:02:19.707 You can lololol. 00:02:19.707 --> 00:02:23.081 - Lolololol (coughs) 00:02:24.981 --> 00:02:28.183 (epic music) 00:02:28.183 --> 00:02:30.943 - Haha is the perfect thing to text. 00:02:30.943 --> 00:02:32.737 - Haha is so versatile. 00:02:32.737 --> 00:02:34.906 - You can say "haha," you can just say "ha." 00:02:34.906 --> 00:02:36.149 - You can type "hahaha." 00:02:36.149 --> 00:02:37.400 You could be really amused by this. 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:40.912 You could be "ha space ha" and that's a sarcastic laugh. 00:02:40.912 --> 00:02:43.613 - Also, haha, if you're like a sword dual with someone, 00:02:43.613 --> 00:02:45.960 you go "haha," it means you have the upper hand. 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:47.626 - Yeah, you sound snooty as fuck. 00:02:47.626 --> 00:02:49.336 - You would say things like haha 00:02:49.336 --> 00:02:53.082 which is older than lol, it's too old. 00:02:53.082 --> 00:02:55.051 The original is the beginning, Steven! 00:02:55.051 --> 00:02:58.596 - The beginning of technology, the new age, 00:02:58.596 --> 00:03:01.308 and you are, my friend, a man of the dinosaurs. 00:03:01.308 --> 00:03:03.981 - Haha has been around since forever. 00:03:03.981 --> 00:03:08.011 Forever beats 1998 over here, every time. 00:03:08.011 --> 00:03:09.231 Ten times out of ten. 00:03:09.231 --> 00:03:12.769 - Lol is, you're right, it is of technology, 00:03:12.769 --> 00:03:14.988 and it only belongs there, 00:03:14.988 --> 00:03:18.950 whereas haha can exist in text and in life. 00:03:18.950 --> 00:03:22.122 - This is haha. (laughs) 00:03:22.122 --> 00:03:23.163 That's how you spell it. 00:03:23.163 --> 00:03:26.040 - That sounded like "ungh." (choking sound) 00:03:26.040 --> 00:03:29.168 - Haha can be translated to any language 00:03:29.168 --> 00:03:30.703 based on the way it sounds 00:03:30.703 --> 00:03:32.455 when people from those cultures laugh. 00:03:32.455 --> 00:03:35.258 Lol only works for English speakers. 00:03:35.258 --> 00:03:38.127 In Spanish it's "jaja" which is very close. 00:03:38.127 --> 00:03:40.930 - Lol is used to diffuse awkward situations. 00:03:40.930 --> 00:03:43.391 - Hey, you trying to grab some drinks tonight, lol? 00:03:43.391 --> 00:03:45.434 What is funny, why is that, that's not...? 00:03:45.434 --> 00:03:47.937 I'm not laughing out loud when I'm saying that. 00:03:47.937 --> 00:03:50.398 - Hey, do you mind doing the dishes later, lol? 00:03:50.398 --> 00:03:52.109 What's funny about doing the dishes? 00:03:52.109 --> 00:03:54.518 - That just means your roommate sucks. 00:03:54.518 --> 00:03:57.488 - If anything lol, yes, is an iteration of haha, 00:03:57.488 --> 00:03:59.741 because it saying "ha" out loud. 00:03:59.741 --> 00:04:00.634 - Hey, hey! 00:04:00.634 --> 00:04:01.603 Don't hover over. 00:04:01.603 --> 00:04:04.370 See, you're pretentious, you're like "hahaha!" 00:04:04.370 --> 00:04:05.413 - Text is meant to be on top of one another. 00:04:05.413 --> 00:04:06.664 That's what they do. 00:04:06.664 --> 00:04:07.091 - No. 00:04:07.091 --> 00:04:09.450 - They literally appear like this, this is what they do. 00:04:09.450 --> 00:04:12.170 They trade spaces, that's how text works, Steven. 00:04:12.170 --> 00:04:15.673 (epic music) 00:04:15.673 --> 00:04:18.054 - Haha is what's appropriate. 00:04:18.054 --> 00:04:20.720 Lol is too aggressive, no one actually means it, 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:24.515 and haha is just like, "haha, you tried, good job." 00:04:24.515 --> 00:04:29.281 - Lol is universal, it can apply to any situation, really. 00:04:29.281 --> 00:04:31.639 - Listen, I just think lol is for fucking children, 00:04:31.639 --> 00:04:33.858 and I only want to talk to adults. 00:04:33.858 --> 00:04:34.901 - We can agree on one thing. 00:04:34.901 --> 00:04:37.152 Anybody who says "lol"out loud, 00:04:37.152 --> 00:04:38.529 they are fucking demons. 00:04:38.529 --> 00:04:39.280 - Psychopaths. 00:04:39.280 --> 00:04:40.782 - Yeah, no way. 00:04:40.782 --> 00:04:42.451 - You're old, I'm cool. 00:04:42.451 --> 00:04:45.423 Go kindergartners, we're done, we out. 00:04:47.673 --> 00:04:49.323 - He said it best. 00:04:51.323 --> 00:04:52.043 - The face of defeat. 00:04:52.043 --> 00:04:56.964 (epic music) 00:04:58.090 --> 00:04:59.550 - As long as you've written down what he said... 00:04:59.550 --> 00:05:01.124 - [Steven] Nothing to say! 00:05:02.184 --> 00:05:06.682 (grunting) 00:05:07.352 --> 00:05:08.739 - [Keith] This man... 00:05:08.739 --> 00:05:10.265 This man is a train wreck.