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Remove the diffuser bands.

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Stand back, Henrietta.

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(electrical humming)

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She's alive, alive!

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- I'll go get the bouquet.

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- Hey.

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- The bride of Frankenstein...

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- The bride of who, now?

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- This is unbelievable, she speaks.

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- I guess there wasn't a pants option.

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She's for me? What a pleasant surprise.

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- No! No, no, no.

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For him.

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- (groaining)

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Mine?

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(gagging)

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- Oh don't worry buddy, she likes you.

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- So, how long have you
been in the monster field?

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- About four years,

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I'm saving up to go to veterinary school.

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- Mine?

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- Yes, yes, yours.

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- No, thank you.

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- (laughing) The humor extract
took, very rare in a woman.

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Anyhoo, let's get you two married.

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- Oh no, I'm a lesbian.

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- (groaning)

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- You got a phillips-head
lying around here?

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A lot of this stuff looking
pretty loose, pretty loose.

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- (groaning)

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- I'll go get the torch.
We should burn her.

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- Babe?

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- Where did I go wrong?

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- Yeah, these things'll come right off

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if you don't screw them in tight.

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- Did I not add enough estrogen elixir?

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- The old loosey-goosey.

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- Did I add to many
pigments of independence?

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- Nice finish, did you do this yourself?

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- I failed.

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- Okay.

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- [Doctor] My creation
has turned against me.

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- That's smooth. That's a good sand job.

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- There is only one option,

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the self destruct lever.

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(grunting)

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- Here, I'll get it.

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I know this is probably weird for you

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but I'm just not interested
in male monsters.

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- I did everything right.

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I followed every calculation correctly.

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- Sorry you feel like
I'm letting you down,

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but it's actually a
huge let down to realize

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that the person who
made you is disappointed

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in something so trivial.

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It sucks, actually.

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Alright well, your lever's fixed

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so you can pull it if you want.

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- I have the torch.

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- No, there's no need for that Henrietta.

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- Mrs. Henrietta.

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- Look, I'm sorry. We've never met a...

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- Lesbian monster?

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- Hey, what do say we go out

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and scare the hell out of some villagers?

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- I'd like that.

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- Yeah?

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- Yeah.

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- Do you play ball?

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- Yeah.

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- My team's looking for a pitcher.

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- Well, somebody gave
me one hell of an arm.

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- (laughs) Fantastic.

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- [Monster] After you.

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- [Doctor] Well, it looks
like I can make this place

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into a sex-dungeon again.