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- Oh, sorry sweetie, this chocolate bar

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is actually really spicy.

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You wouldn't like it.

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("Gypsy Sailor")

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- So big news, Santa called,

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he wants you to take a nap.

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- All right, you can stay
out here playing if you want,

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just look out for that bear.

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- I don't know what happened
to that very loud drum toy.

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It must have gotten stolen.

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- Sorry honey, the TV only
works when it's raining.

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- Ah honey, Disneyland is closed today.

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Mickey's sick.

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- Actually, if the ice cream
truck is playing music,

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that means they're out of ice cream.

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- Sorry sweetheart, the soda
actually has coffee in it.

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You wouldn't like it.

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- No honey, that animal
at the side of the road

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was just taking a nap.

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- OK fine, I'm leaving without you.

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- Oh, it's six o'clock,
internet lady is turning off

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the world's internet for the night.

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- I am serious mister, I am
starting the car right now.

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- You know what happens
if you don't behave

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in the drive-thru line?

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They give you a sad meal.

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- And we're gone, God
(bleep) Jackson, right now.

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("Gypsy Sailor")