WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.061 --> 00:00:00.898 - Oh! Oh! He wrote back! 00:00:00.898 --> 00:00:01.978 He wrote back! 00:00:01.978 --> 00:00:02.733 He wrote back! 00:00:06.011 --> 00:00:08.462 - I've been with my wife for about ten years. 00:00:08.462 --> 00:00:10.122 - I've been married for seven years. 00:00:10.122 --> 00:00:12.060 - We met because we lived in the same dorm 00:00:12.060 --> 00:00:13.135 freshman year of college. 00:00:13.135 --> 00:00:15.295 - I've been married for about two and a half years. 00:00:15.295 --> 00:00:17.466 - We were set up by my best friend 00:00:17.466 --> 00:00:18.847 who married us. 00:00:18.847 --> 00:00:21.412 - I've never once used a dating app in my entire life. 00:00:21.412 --> 00:00:24.188 - Dating apps didn't exist when I was single. 00:00:24.188 --> 00:00:26.311 - OkCupid was a thing when I was in college, 00:00:26.311 --> 00:00:28.227 but it was kind of like 00:00:28.227 --> 00:00:30.189 there was a certain type of person 00:00:30.189 --> 00:00:31.687 who online-dated at that point. 00:00:31.687 --> 00:00:33.451 - I don't even know if I've ever been on a date. 00:00:33.451 --> 00:00:34.472 - Tinder scares me. 00:00:34.472 --> 00:00:37.166 It feels a little shallow and judgemental. 00:00:37.166 --> 00:00:39.024 - So I'm putting on Tinder for the first time. 00:00:39.024 --> 00:00:39.964 - Which way do I swipe? 00:00:39.964 --> 00:00:42.402 - The first person on my Tinder is saucy as hell! 00:00:42.402 --> 00:00:43.481 - Definitely not! 00:00:43.481 --> 00:00:45.084 Griffin? 00:00:45.084 --> 00:00:46.546 - Oh! Oh! It's a match! 00:00:46.546 --> 00:00:47.603 It's a match! 00:00:47.603 --> 00:00:48.171 Oh boy! 00:00:48.171 --> 00:00:49.448 Okay, wait! 00:00:49.448 --> 00:00:50.865 Do I send him a message? 00:00:50.865 --> 00:00:52.304 - This is you with your mother. 00:00:52.304 --> 00:00:53.871 - This is actually just like a video game 00:00:53.871 --> 00:00:54.847 and it's really fun. 00:00:54.847 --> 00:00:56.693 - Oo, gosh! I just got a match! 00:00:56.693 --> 00:00:57.876 What the hell does that mean? 00:00:57.876 --> 00:00:59.095 - Super like Ryan? 00:00:59.095 --> 00:01:00.953 No! No! 00:01:00.953 --> 00:01:04.471 - Is it weird to send like multiple messages 00:01:04.471 --> 00:01:05.190 to a stranger? 00:01:05.190 --> 00:01:06.990 Like I just messaged three times in a row. 00:01:06.990 --> 00:01:09.706 - My second photo is a photo taken on my wedding day. 00:01:09.706 --> 00:01:11.692 (laughs) 00:01:11.692 --> 00:01:13.498 Hopefully no one swipes to that photo. 00:01:13.498 --> 00:01:14.299 (laughs) 00:01:14.299 --> 00:01:15.738 - He's looking for fun, friendship, 00:01:15.738 --> 00:01:18.257 and possibly a greencard, like that's funny! 00:01:18.257 --> 00:01:20.161 - I don't know which one this guy is! 00:01:20.161 --> 00:01:21.879 There are like eight people in this profile. 00:01:21.879 --> 00:01:23.504 - If I was on Tinder, my bio would be just like-- 00:01:23.504 --> 00:01:25.942 just a string of eggplant emojis. 00:01:25.942 --> 00:01:27.440 Just straightforward. 00:01:27.440 --> 00:01:29.042 - I think that a lot of these men on here 00:01:29.042 --> 00:01:31.399 are confused as to what is attractive to women. 00:01:31.399 --> 00:01:33.976 - Tinder was really fun, but I feel like as soon 00:01:33.976 --> 00:01:36.681 as I get a response back, then it's going to be like 00:01:36.681 --> 00:01:37.877 really daunting and scary. 00:01:37.877 --> 00:01:41.823 - I feel weird game-ifying something that could be real. 00:01:41.823 --> 00:01:43.479 - If I was single, I would definitely use Tinder. 00:01:43.479 --> 00:01:44.582 - I actually think it'd be something fun 00:01:44.582 --> 00:01:46.707 for my husband and I to play together 00:01:46.707 --> 00:01:48.947 as like a judging people sort of thing. 00:01:48.947 --> 00:01:50.783 - Being married fucking rules! 00:01:55.931 --> 00:01:57.289 - It does feel like there's a bunch 00:01:57.289 --> 00:01:58.949 of wonderful people here. 00:01:58.949 --> 00:02:00.086 Can I just have a Tinder for friends? 00:02:00.086 --> 00:02:00.567 I want to meet! 00:02:00.567 --> 00:02:01.318 I want to hang out! 00:02:01.318 --> 00:02:02.635 I'll bring my wife!