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(sighs)

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- Anything?

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- No.

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- Look, man.

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I know you just had a
really bad brain injury

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and you can't remember anything,

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but this is our old bar.

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We used to come here once a week.

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So, tonight,

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let's just try to have a fun time

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and hopefully you could
just jog your memory

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and you can get back to
being the old you, okay?

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That sounds good, man.

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Hey, it's Jeff right?

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- Yeah, Jeff.

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This is the bar.

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- Wow.

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- You don't remember?

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You would always buy

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two shots of tequila for us?

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- I would?

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- My best friend doesn't remember me.

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- No, no, no, no, no!

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I do!

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I do!

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Yeah, we'll take two shots of tequila!

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- Top shelf tequila.

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We would always do top shelf because

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we're top shelf friends?

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And there's our favorite
song that you won't remember.

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I wish I could buy it right now

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but I'm a little strapped for cash.

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- Oh, no.

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- Yeah.

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You know when you were in your coma

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I was paying for your rent

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and your insurance

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and your car payment

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and

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I was taking your girlfriend out cause

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she's just been a mess, you know?

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Anything to distract her, you know.

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A little dinner here,
a little movie there,

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a little dancing, it just

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it all adds up.

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- Well how much do I owe you?

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- No, no man.

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We're friends.

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You don't owe me anything.

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- I mean, seriously.

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- It was 2877 dollars.

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No.

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- No.

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Let me pay you back.

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- We're friends, no.

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- Please, please!

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Do you have

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(mumbles)

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- I do.

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I guess.

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- Look, I think that
girl's checking me out.

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- You know, you don't, you don't

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like girls

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anymore,

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remember?

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- Wait, what?

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- Yeah.

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You told me like right
before the accident,

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that you were just kind of done.

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Yeah.

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- But what about my girlfriend?

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- You said that you were
gonna break up with her.

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You just haven't told her yet.

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Yeah.

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So, you know what I'm going to do.

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I'm going to go over there and just

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talk to her,

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probably get her number

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because I don't want you going over there

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and just getting even
more confused, you know?

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I'm doing this for you so,

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I'll be over there

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and then you can

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you can talk to that guy.

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That guy's your type, right?

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- Justin?

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Justin?

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It's me, Jeff.

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Your best friend, Jeff,

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like

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there was a crazy guy that
kidnapped you from the hospital.

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- You know what?

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My real best friend Jeff warned me

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that you would come here

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and try to impersonate him.

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(grunts)

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Disgusting.

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- Whoa, whoa!

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What was that?

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Just some guy trying to
take advantage of me.

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- Oh.

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- Hey, ready for me to
buy you that new car?

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- Well, you did promise it
to me before your injury.

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(laughs)

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- Right.

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It's all coming back to me!

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(upbeat music)

