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(water splashing)

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- That's so (beep) weird!

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It's like a little fish tank.

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(upbeat techno music)

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- I think most guys just like boobs.

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They can be big, they can be small,

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they can be fake, they can be real.

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They're good all around.

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- If you're not happy with your breasts

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and you need to make them bigger

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to like feel more confident then,

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I mean, so be it.

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- It's gonna be like
really hard mochi, I think.

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- We're feeling something
that like goes in someone.

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Which is kinda weird.

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(upbeat disco music)

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- Oh, they're like liquid.

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That is not what I pictured at all.

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- That's, I mean it's like a waterbed.

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- I can't get over that noise.

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- Yeah, that noise--

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- It's such a turn-off.

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- Yeah, you can't sound like a dishwasher

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when you're having sex.

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- To me this feels significantly heavier

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than a regular breast.

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But I'm also not normally judging

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the weight of regular breasts.

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- It's a little bit like hardened mochi.

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Filled with water.

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- It kinda looks like a,

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like a jellyfish.

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- If I close my eyes, that
does sorta feel like fat.

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- It doesn't feel like a water balloon,

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it feels just like pure tissue.

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- This one feels nice to touch.

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- Yeah.

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- Yeah, this feels more like a butt.

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- Yeah, I ah, it passes the nestle test.

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- This is a balloon four days
after the birthday party.

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- It's like the T-1000 in Terminator,

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when he's like liquid metal.

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- It's not as perky as the other one.

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- It's like a pancake.

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- I feel like this is heavy.

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- That's true, like the
skin's gotta stretch because--

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- This is a big addition to your chest.

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- Feels like it's be a
really good mouse pad.

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Like a rest.

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- Like a frisbee.

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- Dude, I wanna have a water
balloon fight with these.

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Just like whoosh!

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- It seems like the morality
of breast implant surgery

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is something that like women need

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to decide amongst themselves.

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- If you wanna do something like that,

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just make sure you research
everything about it,

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like to make sure that you're gonna

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be comfortable with what's gonna happen.

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Because that's something that
you're gonna have to live with

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for like the rest of your life.

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- It's not about how
the world perceives you,

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it's about how you perceive yourself.

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- There are ways to feel
better about yourself

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that don't involve surgery.

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- You also shouldn't feel pressured

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to have a certain size boob.

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Because all boobs are beautiful.

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- But if they got like stranded
in a desert or something,

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and they needed like a
little water supply just...

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- Just pop your titty
and drink it. (laughs)