WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.240 - [Man on Right] Oh hello, Barbie. 00:00:01.240 --> 00:00:03.140 - [Man on Left] Bro, you need to just chill out for a sec. 00:00:03.140 --> 00:00:04.330 All right, you're a little too excited. 00:00:04.330 --> 00:00:06.800 - [Man on Right] I'm just excited for your date tonight. 00:00:06.800 --> 00:00:08.320 - Okay, you've been single for too long. 00:00:08.362 --> 00:00:11.260 (dreamy pop music) 00:00:12.130 --> 00:00:13.530 - Even though I didn't play with Barbie, 00:00:13.530 --> 00:00:14.780 I always had a crush on her. 00:00:14.780 --> 00:00:16.840 - Typically, it was just naked Barbie 00:00:16.840 --> 00:00:18.670 being rescued by G.I. Joe. 00:00:18.670 --> 00:00:20.130 - I was an awkward kid. 00:00:20.130 --> 00:00:22.752 I couldn't even talk to girls in school, let alone dolls. 00:00:22.752 --> 00:00:23.880 - [Voiceover] We're gonna play dress up, 00:00:23.880 --> 00:00:25.570 'cause you've got a date with Ken tonight. 00:00:25.570 --> 00:00:26.930 - Have we met Ken before? 00:00:26.930 --> 00:00:28.260 - Maybe just give him one shot. 00:00:28.260 --> 00:00:29.310 - Okay. - [Man on Right] We'll hang out 00:00:29.310 --> 00:00:30.940 with him, and we'll see where it goes. 00:00:30.940 --> 00:00:31.870 (record scratching) 00:00:31.870 --> 00:00:32.780 (upbeat pop music) 00:00:32.780 --> 00:00:34.280 - Barbie, put on your dress! - [Man in Plaid] Oh God. 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:35.550 [Man on Right] He's gonna be here in 10 minutes! 00:00:35.550 --> 00:00:35.980 - [Man in Plaid] Okay. 00:00:35.980 --> 00:00:37.650 - I'm a big fan of the classics. 00:00:37.650 --> 00:00:39.700 We're gonna go with the little black dress. 00:00:39.700 --> 00:00:41.640 - This is harder than dressing my four-year-old daughter. 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:44.290 - Do we only have one option on shoes? 00:00:44.290 --> 00:00:45.560 These do not go. 00:00:45.560 --> 00:00:46.460 - Accessorize, people. 00:00:46.460 --> 00:00:47.820 Remember, accessories are important. 00:00:47.820 --> 00:00:49.978 - Okay, just zip me up. 00:00:49.978 --> 00:00:51.120 Don't get frisky. - [Man on Right] Zip. 00:00:51.120 --> 00:00:52.478 - [Man on Right] All right. 00:00:52.478 --> 00:00:53.300 - [Man in Plaid] What are you do-- 00:00:53.300 --> 00:00:56.410 - I have never seen a Barbie look that good. 00:00:56.410 --> 00:00:58.450 - That's actually kind of an A plus first date outfit. 00:00:58.450 --> 00:01:00.670 - Barbie's going with a classic look. 00:01:00.670 --> 00:01:04.251 - She wants to look versatile, yet fashionable. 00:01:04.251 --> 00:01:06.780 - [Both] Ohh! 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:09.575 (techno music) 00:01:09.575 --> 00:01:12.584 - Ken, oh my God, Ken! 00:01:12.584 --> 00:01:14.020 Ken, oh my God, Ken. 00:01:14.020 --> 00:01:16.900 - [Man on Right] Thank you so much for meeting me tonight. 00:01:16.900 --> 00:01:17.840 - Am I supposed to be Ken? 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:18.910 - For right know, I'd just appreciate it 00:01:18.910 --> 00:01:20.010 if you would be Ken for a little bit. 00:01:20.010 --> 00:01:21.380 - [Man on Left] Maybe we could talk about that more 00:01:21.380 --> 00:01:22.290 over dinner. 00:01:22.290 --> 00:01:23.400 - You know who's driving. 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:24.716 - [Man in Black] Hey, babe! 00:01:24.716 --> 00:01:25.570 (loud smooch) 00:01:25.570 --> 00:01:27.450 - I feel absolutely silly right now. 00:01:27.450 --> 00:01:28.350 - Ready? 00:01:28.350 --> 00:01:30.280 Pedal to the metal. (car whirring) 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:32.580 (pop electro music) 00:01:33.550 --> 00:01:35.240 - Woah! 00:01:35.240 --> 00:01:36.740 - Oh my! 00:01:36.740 --> 00:01:39.350 - Ken took Barbie on a date to her house? 00:01:39.350 --> 00:01:40.780 That's a power move. 00:01:40.780 --> 00:01:42.000 He got her in the car and was like, 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:43.150 "Barbie, we're going out 00:01:43.150 --> 00:01:44.160 "to your house." 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:45.750 - [Man on Right] You're gonna notice the Italian marble. 00:01:45.750 --> 00:01:46.620 - [Man on Left] Very nice. 00:01:46.620 --> 00:01:47.790 - That didn't come cheap, but then again, 00:01:47.790 --> 00:01:48.660 I'm not a cheap girl. 00:01:48.660 --> 00:01:50.590 (toilet flushing) 00:01:50.590 --> 00:01:52.030 - Barbie, what are you doing in there? 00:01:52.030 --> 00:01:53.300 - Not pooping! 00:01:53.300 --> 00:01:55.470 - Wee. 00:01:58.040 --> 00:02:00.420 - That is the coolest thing I've ever done with a toy. 00:02:00.420 --> 00:02:01.730 - [Main in Black] Oh wait, you know what's dope? 00:02:01.730 --> 00:02:03.420 - Oh, second floor - [Man in Black] Second story 00:02:03.420 --> 00:02:04.660 - [Both] Jacuzzi! 00:02:04.660 --> 00:02:06.020 - [Man in Black] Ahh! 00:02:06.020 --> 00:02:10.150 (romantic acoustic music) 00:02:10.150 --> 00:02:12.190 - [Man on Right] Ken, we're here in my bedroom right now. 00:02:12.190 --> 00:02:12.830 - [Man on Left] Yes. 00:02:12.830 --> 00:02:13.680 - Okay, but guess what? 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:15.680 Before anything would happen here in this bedroom, 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:17.330 I need to know that you're thinking about marriage. 00:02:17.330 --> 00:02:20.077 (man on left laughing) 00:02:20.622 --> 00:02:22.990 - [Voiceover] I had fun exploring this dream house. 00:02:22.990 --> 00:02:24.170 There's a lot to find. 00:02:24.170 --> 00:02:26.610 - When my sister had her Barbies, I wouldn't play with them, 00:02:26.610 --> 00:02:28.590 but now I kinda brought them into my world. 00:02:28.590 --> 00:02:31.050 - I do kind of wish I did play with Barbies. 00:02:31.050 --> 00:02:33.360 - You see Barbie and you expect her to be one way, 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:36.103 but when you get the toys and you actually play with them 00:02:36.103 --> 00:02:38.036 it's whatever you want it to be. 00:02:38.036 --> 00:02:39.990 - [Man on Right] Oh my gosh, Ken. 00:02:39.990 --> 00:02:41.420 - [Man on Left] I dance better than Drake though 00:02:41.420 --> 00:02:42.750 in that Hotline Bling song, don't I? 00:02:42.750 --> 00:02:44.530 - Right now, I think I'm more concerned 00:02:44.530 --> 00:02:46.350 with a song called Hotline Ken.