WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.753 - What do I know about heels? 00:00:01.753 --> 00:00:02.798 - Oh Lord, Jesus! 00:00:02.798 --> 00:00:03.714 - I know they shouldn't be on me. 00:00:03.714 --> 00:00:04.663 - Look at that blister! 00:00:04.663 --> 00:00:05.847 - My feet are already red. 00:00:05.847 --> 00:00:07.425 - Oh! (bleep) Don't trip Please! - Help! 00:00:08.001 --> 00:00:09.502 - Can I get some assistance, please? 00:00:09.502 --> 00:00:12.140 - Nothing that good looking could be could be comfortable. 00:00:12.140 --> 00:00:15.756 (upbeat music) 00:00:16.354 --> 00:00:18.569 - I don't know what the (bleep) I'm getting myself into. 00:00:18.569 --> 00:00:19.856 - From what I understand, the high heels 00:00:19.856 --> 00:00:22.738 are very uncomfortable when worn over a long period of time. 00:00:22.738 --> 00:00:23.451 - I'm done. 00:00:23.451 --> 00:00:24.535 - I just gotta start saying,"No," to (bleep). 00:00:24.535 --> 00:00:25.687 - You want your calves to look great? 00:00:25.687 --> 00:00:27.288 You want your ass to be lifted up? 00:00:27.288 --> 00:00:28.957 Your feet are gonna hurt a little bit. 00:00:31.285 --> 00:00:31.954 - I can't. 00:00:31.954 --> 00:00:33.243 - I woke up this morning and I stood 00:00:33.243 --> 00:00:35.246 in front of my closet for like 10 minutes. 00:00:35.246 --> 00:00:37.423 Like, what goes with heels? 00:00:37.423 --> 00:00:39.457 - Did they really have to be this sparkly? 00:00:39.457 --> 00:00:40.713 - I think it's gonna be awesome. 00:00:40.713 --> 00:00:41.967 I think I'm gonna feel tall, 00:00:41.967 --> 00:00:44.423 which is, I mean, the silent hope of every man. 00:00:44.423 --> 00:00:46.050 - As long as I do better than Ryan, I don't care. 00:00:46.050 --> 00:00:47.426 - This is a (bleep) mess. 00:00:47.426 --> 00:00:48.441 How am I supposed to walk in this? 00:00:51.262 --> 00:00:51.712 (women laughing) 00:00:51.712 --> 00:00:53.097 - You're calling attention to me. 00:00:53.140 --> 00:00:54.266 Just get away from me! 00:00:55.108 --> 00:00:55.731 - Hi ladies. 00:00:56.731 --> 00:00:59.103 (women admiring) 00:00:59.103 --> 00:01:00.393 - [voiceover] Your calves look amazing. 00:01:00.393 --> 00:01:01.700 - Oh, thank you! Did you hear that? 00:01:01.700 --> 00:01:03.529 I already go complimented on my calves. 00:01:04.150 --> 00:01:06.526 I'm in heels and we're having an earthquake drill. 00:01:06.526 --> 00:01:07.536 Oh, God. 00:01:07.536 --> 00:01:08.531 - Earthquake! 00:01:08.531 --> 00:01:10.656 Ryan, wait, it's an earthquake! 00:01:10.656 --> 00:01:12.301 - My feet are sweating, are your feet sweating? 00:01:12.321 --> 00:01:13.151 - Oh, yeah. 00:01:13.281 --> 00:01:14.815 It's not the only thing sweating right now. 00:01:14.815 --> 00:01:17.079 - My heels are sinking into the grass. 00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:18.446 - I'm sinking! 00:01:18.446 --> 00:01:19.749 - Will! Will! 00:01:20.649 --> 00:01:24.334 - Dude, it's like standing in quicksand. 00:01:24.334 --> 00:01:25.576 - Yeah, where's Bergara. 00:01:25.576 --> 00:01:27.140 Bergara! You son of a (bleep)! 00:01:27.140 --> 00:01:29.471 Ryan! Where are your shoes? 00:01:29.471 --> 00:01:30.928 - They were lost in the wreckage. 00:01:30.928 --> 00:01:31.717 - Uh-huh. 00:01:31.717 --> 00:01:33.226 - This is my life right now. 00:01:33.226 --> 00:01:34.645 - We're midway through the day right now. 00:01:34.645 --> 00:01:36.015 I don't feel great. 00:01:36.015 --> 00:01:37.433 My feet are really sore. 00:01:37.433 --> 00:01:39.464 My thoughts on heels are very much the same 00:01:39.464 --> 00:01:40.393 as they were in the beginning. 00:01:40.393 --> 00:01:41.647 That they're stupid. 00:01:41.647 --> 00:01:43.477 - I'm the only one who hasn't taken these off yet. 00:01:43.477 --> 00:01:44.978 - Yeah. Yeah. - I just want to point that out. 00:01:44.978 --> 00:01:47.828 - Well (bleep) you and your leather heels man. 00:01:47.828 --> 00:01:49.699 - We're walking to lunch now. 00:01:49.699 --> 00:01:52.369 Well, some of us are walking, some of us are waddling. 00:01:52.369 --> 00:01:53.287 - Limping. 00:01:53.287 --> 00:01:54.784 - Literally limping. 00:01:54.784 --> 00:01:58.082 Oh, wait. This is uphill and I don't like it at all. (car horn honking) 00:01:58.082 --> 00:01:58.788 Thank you. 00:01:58.788 --> 00:01:59.608 - [voiceover] Hello? 00:01:59.809 --> 00:02:01.163 - First catcall! 00:02:01.163 --> 00:02:03.283 - Woot! Woot! 00:02:03.283 --> 00:02:06.507 - It's hard to keep it together. 00:02:06.507 --> 00:02:07.055 Oh, there's (bleep)! 00:02:07.055 --> 00:02:08.216 I'm stepping in (bleep). 00:02:08.216 --> 00:02:09.888 - That's a riot. - The struggle is (bleep) real. 00:02:09.888 --> 00:02:12.891 (laughing) 00:02:12.891 --> 00:02:14.812 - He looks like a damn tyrannosaurus rex. 00:02:14.812 --> 00:02:15.881 - I'm done. 00:02:15.881 --> 00:02:18.063 Ew! Put that back in your shoe! 00:02:18.063 --> 00:02:19.448 That is disgusting! 00:02:19.448 --> 00:02:21.607 - The whole side of my foot is blistered. - Ew! 00:02:21.607 --> 00:02:22.895 What hurts the most, ya'll? 00:02:22.895 --> 00:02:25.190 The balls of my feet. - The balls of my feet hurt a lot. 00:02:25.190 --> 00:02:27.860 - My pride. My pride probably hurts the most of all. 00:02:27.860 --> 00:02:29.695 - [voiceover] Oh my God, my leg (laughing). 00:02:30.699 --> 00:02:32.486 - [voiceover] Yeah, dude. 00:02:33.954 --> 00:02:36.706 - He's got involuntary muscles spasms. 00:02:36.706 --> 00:02:38.250 - My legs are giving out on me. 00:02:40.190 --> 00:02:40.836 - Come on Ryan! 00:02:40.836 --> 00:02:41.945 - We would shut it down! 00:02:41.945 --> 00:02:42.830 - Come on Ryan! 00:02:42.830 --> 00:02:43.550 - Let's do it! 00:02:43.550 --> 00:02:44.873 - Let's go have a fun time! 00:02:44.873 --> 00:02:45.756 - Something to drink. 00:02:47.501 --> 00:02:48.794 - Hey, hey! 00:02:48.794 --> 00:02:49.966 - [voiceover] Oh my God. 00:02:49.966 --> 00:02:54.053 Mom, aunties, cousins, sisters that I don't have. 00:02:54.053 --> 00:02:55.144 - Women in general. 00:02:55.144 --> 00:02:56.352 - Women in general. 00:02:56.352 --> 00:02:59.515 I applaud you, so highly. 00:02:59.515 --> 00:03:01.442 - You know, honestly, I've never got heels. 00:03:01.442 --> 00:03:03.149 I've never understood why girls wear them. 00:03:03.149 --> 00:03:04.647 I think they look just as good without them. 00:03:05.399 --> 00:03:06.566 - Go Ryan! 00:03:07.229 --> 00:03:08.773 Eh! 00:03:08.856 --> 00:03:10.075 - No, I don't think that wearing heels 00:03:10.075 --> 00:03:11.620 makes a girl more attractive. 00:03:11.620 --> 00:03:13.907 I think being comfortable makes you attractive. 00:03:19.367 --> 00:03:20.371 - But I will say, 00:03:20.569 --> 00:03:24.043 when you take that shit off, it's like a damn orgasm. 00:03:24.043 --> 00:03:27.784 (upbeat music)