WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.064 --> 00:00:02.061 - I rather you just keep massaging my knee, 00:00:02.061 --> 00:00:04.708 instead of of just (bleep) me over, and pulling my hair out. 00:00:04.708 --> 00:00:05.381 - No. 00:00:05.381 --> 00:00:10.381 (upbeat rock music) 00:00:10.745 --> 00:00:11.790 - Mikey. - Reese. 00:00:11.790 --> 00:00:13.020 - I'm Phil. - I'm Mark. 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:13.949 - Mark? - Alright. 00:00:13.949 --> 00:00:16.805 - I will enjoy taking the hairs off of your legs. 00:00:16.805 --> 00:00:19.486 - I hope, uh-- 00:00:19.486 --> 00:00:20.306 - Denning. 00:00:20.306 --> 00:00:22.099 - Denning. I hope Denning's kind to me. 00:00:22.099 --> 00:00:23.632 - The nerves are slowly building. 00:00:23.632 --> 00:00:25.930 - Well, I haven't had my legs waxed before 00:00:25.930 --> 00:00:28.183 and I never really planned to. 00:00:28.183 --> 00:00:29.854 - But, we're about to change that, aren't we? 00:00:29.854 --> 00:00:33.491 (rock music) 00:00:33.521 --> 00:00:35.261 - Take out a double wax strip 00:00:35.261 --> 00:00:37.211 and rub it in between your hands. 00:00:37.211 --> 00:00:39.347 - Dude, this is not coming off easy at all. 00:00:39.347 --> 00:00:41.275 - Very romantic. - Mmm. 00:00:41.275 --> 00:00:43.875 - And now, you rub my leg. 00:00:43.875 --> 00:00:46.522 - Grab, you already know, just do it. 00:00:46.522 --> 00:00:48.914 - The instructions clearly state, "Be brave. 00:00:48.914 --> 00:00:50.423 "The faster you pull,-- - Be brave. 00:00:50.423 --> 00:00:51.561 - "the more hair you'll remove." 00:00:51.561 --> 00:00:52.355 So, you ready? You brave? 00:00:52.355 --> 00:00:53.699 - Uhh, okay, ready? 00:00:53.949 --> 00:00:55.390 - One, two, (hair rips off) 00:00:55.390 --> 00:00:56.965 - (yells) Shit! 00:00:56.965 --> 00:00:58.311 (hair rips off) - (groans) 00:00:58.311 --> 00:01:00.240 (hair rips off) - (moans) 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:01.709 Ooh, that sounded like it hurt. 00:01:01.709 --> 00:01:03.682 (hair rips off) - (exhales) 00:01:03.682 --> 00:01:05.052 - [Reese] Do you need to go up? 00:01:05.052 --> 00:01:05.725 That way? - That's along the grain 00:01:05.725 --> 00:01:06.630 of the hair. 00:01:06.630 --> 00:01:07.838 - Oh, I was going up with you. 00:01:07.838 --> 00:01:09.556 - That's probably why it so (bleep) hurt so much. 00:01:09.556 --> 00:01:11.669 - (laughs) (hair rips off) 00:01:11.669 --> 00:01:12.923 (hair rips off) - (groans) 00:01:12.923 --> 00:01:14.687 - You know that hurt significantly more 00:01:14.687 --> 00:01:15.593 than the first time. 00:01:15.593 --> 00:01:18.565 - Mother (bleep) that hurt! Ooh. 00:01:19.735 --> 00:01:22.352 - Ah, (exhales) that was really painful. 00:01:22.352 --> 00:01:23.791 - What is this? - Uh-- 00:01:23.791 --> 00:01:25.672 - That's like landing strip. 00:01:25.672 --> 00:01:26.722 - Yeah the landing strip, yeah. 00:01:26.722 --> 00:01:27.947 - Like I just had a Brazilian. 00:01:27.947 --> 00:01:28.783 - People pay extra for that. 00:01:28.783 --> 00:01:30.094 (hair rips off) - (shudders) 00:01:30.094 --> 00:01:32.137 (hair rips off) - Nah, shit! 00:01:32.137 --> 00:01:33.484 (hair rips off) - [Voiceover] Whatcha! 00:01:33.484 --> 00:01:34.925 (hair rips off) 00:01:34.925 --> 00:01:35.970 - Mother (bleep). 00:01:35.970 --> 00:01:37.735 (hair rips off) - (groans) 00:01:37.735 --> 00:01:39.244 - There's no way girls do that. 00:01:39.244 --> 00:01:41.264 They do laser now, they don't do waxing. That's-- 00:01:41.264 --> 00:01:43.586 - Why would you not just shave your legs? 00:01:43.586 --> 00:01:45.025 - [Mark] I didn't know my legs were that hairy. 00:01:45.025 --> 00:01:45.885 - [Phil] You could frame this, 00:01:45.885 --> 00:01:47.162 and it could be like a piece of modern art. 00:01:47.162 --> 00:01:49.692 (upbeat rock music) 00:01:49.692 --> 00:01:53.384 - Waxing a stranger's legs was probably a lot easier 00:01:53.384 --> 00:01:54.754 than waxing someone you know, 00:01:54.754 --> 00:01:58.121 because you don't have that trust that can be lost. 00:01:58.121 --> 00:01:59.561 - That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. 00:01:59.561 --> 00:02:02.045 - Yeah, yeah. I have an appreciation, I guess, yeah. 00:02:02.045 --> 00:02:05.156 - I'm feeling very different, like smooth. 00:02:05.156 --> 00:02:07.873 - I must say that my leg is still full of Andy's 00:02:07.873 --> 00:02:09.196 beard muttons, though. 00:02:09.196 --> 00:02:11.007 - I'm gonna have to wear jeans for the next few months. 00:02:11.007 --> 00:02:13.004 - Like as far as whether or not I like this look, 00:02:13.004 --> 00:02:15.721 I think I might. I might keep it around to see how it works. 00:02:15.721 --> 00:02:17.996 You know? I'll still test it out, experiment with it. 00:02:17.996 --> 00:02:20.759 - Never doing this again! Nah, it's done. Done.