WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.121 --> 00:00:02.030 - I look like Brooke Shields. 00:00:02.030 --> 00:00:02.670 Oh shit. 00:00:02.670 --> 00:00:05.092 (theme music) 00:00:07.009 --> 00:00:07.466 - For this challenge, 00:00:07.466 --> 00:00:08.968 since we only have two dudes 00:00:08.968 --> 00:00:10.053 of the Test Friends, 00:00:10.053 --> 00:00:12.128 we're inviting along our friend, Curly. 00:00:12.128 --> 00:00:12.847 - I've been recruited 00:00:12.847 --> 00:00:14.673 to join the Test Friends. 00:00:14.673 --> 00:00:16.017 - I know the basics of make-up, 00:00:16.017 --> 00:00:17.769 essential like the words 00:00:17.769 --> 00:00:18.812 foundation-- 00:00:18.812 --> 00:00:20.688 - I don't really know the difference between 00:00:20.688 --> 00:00:22.107 concealer or cover up. 00:00:22.107 --> 00:00:23.473 - So we got the whole week to 00:00:23.473 --> 00:00:24.984 sort of figure this out 00:00:24.984 --> 00:00:26.934 and go through a trial and error process. 00:00:26.934 --> 00:00:28.738 And then, Friday we have the holiday party, 00:00:28.738 --> 00:00:31.135 which I think Ryan and Curly sort of forgot about. 00:00:31.135 --> 00:00:33.368 - Aw, fuck! (laughs) 00:00:33.368 --> 00:00:34.994 - The days leading up to the holiday party 00:00:34.994 --> 00:00:37.455 will let me hone my craft. 00:00:37.455 --> 00:00:38.573 - Make-up, 00:00:38.573 --> 00:00:40.533 that's what we're doing now, I guess. 00:00:42.773 --> 00:00:45.255 - We're here at the mecca of make-up. 00:00:45.255 --> 00:00:47.173 - [Shane] None of us have any experience with this. 00:00:48.253 --> 00:00:49.467 - It's easy. - It's easy? 00:00:49.467 --> 00:00:50.593 - It's easy. - Okay. 00:00:50.593 --> 00:00:51.970 - "Voo-doo prince", 00:00:51.970 --> 00:00:53.513 "Man-scaper", 00:00:53.513 --> 00:00:54.713 "Bush Master", 00:00:54.713 --> 00:00:55.307 that's me! 00:00:55.307 --> 00:00:56.266 - [Shane and Curly] Bush master. 00:00:56.266 --> 00:00:57.099 - [Shane] You're the bush master? 00:00:57.099 --> 00:00:58.893 (laughs) 00:00:58.893 --> 00:01:00.635 - Bush master, butt plugs. 00:01:00.635 --> 00:01:01.938 - Where did the butt plug come in? 00:01:01.938 --> 00:01:04.181 - That pink thing looks like a butt plug. 00:01:04.491 --> 00:01:06.567 How could I know about butt plugs? 00:01:06.567 --> 00:01:08.768 - Don't put that in my face after you say that! 00:01:08.768 --> 00:01:09.655 - Butt plug. 00:01:09.655 --> 00:01:10.535 - Get in here. 00:01:11.489 --> 00:01:12.341 - Is there like a thing 00:01:12.341 --> 00:01:13.064 that we could do 00:01:13.064 --> 00:01:14.486 to fill in my beard? 00:01:14.486 --> 00:01:15.327 - Yes, we can do that too. 00:01:15.327 --> 00:01:16.535 - Let's do it! 00:01:16.535 --> 00:01:17.704 - [Ryan] Wait, I don't see what's happening. 00:01:17.704 --> 00:01:18.996 - It's beauty. 00:01:18.996 --> 00:01:20.228 That's what's happening. 00:01:20.228 --> 00:01:20.749 - [Ryan] Oh, shit. 00:01:20.749 --> 00:01:21.824 - [Shane] That is incredible. 00:01:21.824 --> 00:01:22.115 (snaps) 00:01:22.115 --> 00:01:24.419 - Daddy wants, daddy want that too. 00:01:25.709 --> 00:01:26.839 - [Shane] Your eyebrows get pretty thin 00:01:26.839 --> 00:01:27.338 on the sides though. 00:01:27.338 --> 00:01:28.455 It's gonna look like 00:01:28.455 --> 00:01:29.425 someone just drew 00:01:29.425 --> 00:01:32.664 (overlapping talking and laughing) 00:01:32.664 --> 00:01:34.387 - [Shane] So just sort of gunks up the hair 00:01:34.387 --> 00:01:34.951 that's already there. 00:01:34.951 --> 00:01:35.547 - [Henry] Yeah, yeah. 00:01:36.507 --> 00:01:37.974 - Oh, that was definitely darker. 00:01:37.974 --> 00:01:38.725 - [Henry] Yeah. 00:01:39.017 --> 00:01:40.643 - Should I fill in the other eyebrow? 00:01:40.643 --> 00:01:42.020 - [Shane] Oh, come on! I would like to see you 00:01:42.020 --> 00:01:42.927 walk around like this 00:01:42.927 --> 00:01:43.929 - Go ahead and do it. 00:01:43.929 --> 00:01:45.190 I bet you can do it yourself. - Oh, shit. 00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:48.767 - Okay, a little heavy. 00:01:49.569 --> 00:01:51.362 A little heavy in the wrong spots, too. 00:01:51.822 --> 00:01:52.739 - [Shane] A little heavy, buddy. 00:01:52.739 --> 00:01:54.820 - I got that Marty's Chris Hazy look now. 00:01:59.230 --> 00:02:00.580 - [Ryan] Do you feel fresh? 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:01.487 - No. 00:02:01.487 --> 00:02:03.792 (laughs) 00:02:04.334 --> 00:02:06.587 - There is something different about it. 00:02:06.587 --> 00:02:07.796 - It being my face? 00:02:07.796 --> 00:02:09.173 - [Ryan] The skin tone's all one color now. 00:02:10.743 --> 00:02:12.634 - You know, if I get up real close, 00:02:12.634 --> 00:02:14.385 it looks like the Utah salt flats. 00:02:14.385 --> 00:02:15.054 - Whoa, you're right. 00:02:15.054 --> 00:02:18.505 There's a little eggshell-ish stuff going on there. 00:02:18.505 --> 00:02:19.306 - Yeah. 00:02:19.557 --> 00:02:20.966 - [Henry] Nice, so let's go down to Kayla 00:02:20.966 --> 00:02:22.098 and get you checked out. 00:02:22.098 --> 00:02:22.664 - [Shane] Great! - Cool. 00:02:22.664 --> 00:02:23.354 - Okay. 00:02:23.854 --> 00:02:24.773 - I'm so happy. 00:02:26.095 --> 00:02:27.815 - This is day one. 00:02:28.107 --> 00:02:29.017 It's pretty early right now. 00:02:29.017 --> 00:02:30.318 - [Voiceover] It's 8:15. 00:02:30.474 --> 00:02:31.309 - I know but right now, 00:02:31.309 --> 00:02:32.319 I normally would be asleep 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:33.655 and I'm not asleep. 00:02:33.655 --> 00:02:34.740 - Just gonna wing this. 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:35.448 - I'm not nervous 00:02:35.448 --> 00:02:36.964 bacause I've secretly have been wearing it 00:02:36.964 --> 00:02:38.192 all weekend anyways. 00:02:38.192 --> 00:02:39.327 - I might ask my girlfriend for help 00:02:39.327 --> 00:02:40.569 one hundred percent. 00:02:40.569 --> 00:02:41.455 She works in an office. 00:02:41.455 --> 00:02:42.538 She needs the make-up. 00:02:43.289 --> 00:02:45.083 She doesn't need the make-up (laughs) 00:02:45.670 --> 00:02:46.669 - This is so fun. 00:02:46.669 --> 00:02:47.877 - This is silly. 00:02:47.877 --> 00:02:49.286 - [Shane] It was very reassuring 00:02:49.286 --> 00:02:50.380 to know that, 00:02:50.380 --> 00:02:51.589 well I look like shit, 00:02:51.589 --> 00:02:53.091 but 10 minutes from now, 00:02:53.091 --> 00:02:55.009 I'm gonna look like Ryan Seacrest. 00:02:55.009 --> 00:02:57.136 I have a tiny little zit popping up over here. 00:02:58.511 --> 00:02:59.222 Where'd it go? 00:02:59.222 --> 00:03:00.514 You can't even tell. 00:03:00.514 --> 00:03:01.724 - I look dead. 00:03:01.724 --> 00:03:02.546 - No you don't. 00:03:02.546 --> 00:03:03.434 Why do you look dead? 00:03:03.434 --> 00:03:05.520 - Because my face is all one tone 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:06.813 and it only happens when you're dead. 00:03:06.813 --> 00:03:08.940 - So what I do is I put the beard on. 00:03:09.774 --> 00:03:10.817 Try not to put too much. 00:03:10.817 --> 00:03:11.860 - Holy cow! 00:03:11.860 --> 00:03:12.777 Those are brows. 00:03:12.777 --> 00:03:14.101 - I don't know if I'm doing it right. 00:03:14.101 --> 00:03:16.689 I just go like (gagging). 00:03:16.689 --> 00:03:18.408 - And I'm just gonna, 00:03:18.408 --> 00:03:19.492 okay, there's a lot. 00:03:19.492 --> 00:03:21.368 - I don't think we need to put anymore on. 00:03:22.248 --> 00:03:24.414 - Guess that's what I'm gonna look like today. 00:03:24.414 --> 00:03:26.166 - Such beauty. 00:03:26.166 --> 00:03:28.084 I did try out different techniques. 00:03:28.084 --> 00:03:29.185 In the beginning, like I said, 00:03:29.185 --> 00:03:30.895 I was filling in my eyebrows a little bit too much, 00:03:30.895 --> 00:03:32.629 and Mallory noticed it. 00:03:32.629 --> 00:03:34.507 - They look like one caterpillar. 00:03:34.507 --> 00:03:35.758 (laughs) 00:03:35.758 --> 00:03:37.507 - And it's a little furry. 00:03:37.507 --> 00:03:38.469 But still sexy. 00:03:38.469 --> 00:03:39.211 - [Shane] There was one morning 00:03:39.211 --> 00:03:40.472 where I was running 00:03:40.472 --> 00:03:41.598 a little late 00:03:41.598 --> 00:03:42.973 and I had no time to do it. 00:03:42.973 --> 00:03:43.974 Am I gonna go into work 00:03:43.974 --> 00:03:45.018 looking like this though? 00:03:45.018 --> 00:03:45.426 No. 00:03:45.426 --> 00:03:46.936 This is trash. 00:03:46.936 --> 00:03:47.896 There's a new standard now 00:03:47.896 --> 00:03:49.146 and I have to adhere to it. 00:03:49.146 --> 00:03:51.584 So I'm going to have to apply my make-up 00:03:51.584 --> 00:03:54.056 in the Uber car that is arriving shortly. 00:03:56.237 --> 00:03:59.073 The man in front didn't really give me weird looks. 00:03:59.482 --> 00:04:00.826 He seemed cool with it. 00:04:00.826 --> 00:04:01.534 - [Ryan] People at work 00:04:01.534 --> 00:04:03.359 did say I looked "glowing". 00:04:03.359 --> 00:04:04.704 - The boys are wearing make-up 00:04:04.704 --> 00:04:05.705 and it's weirding me out 00:04:05.705 --> 00:04:07.040 how lovely they look. 00:04:07.040 --> 00:04:08.207 They look beautiful! 00:04:08.207 --> 00:04:09.334 - [Ryan] I think she was just being nice. 00:04:09.334 --> 00:04:10.669 She knew what was going on. 00:04:10.669 --> 00:04:12.378 I don't know if it was a legit compliment. 00:04:12.378 --> 00:04:13.537 I'm not gonna take it as that. 00:04:13.537 --> 00:04:14.756 - My beautiful boys! 00:04:14.756 --> 00:04:15.996 (laughs) 00:04:16.548 --> 00:04:17.967 - It only took my 30 minutes to do this. 00:04:17.967 --> 00:04:20.084 - Today is our holiday party 00:04:20.084 --> 00:04:22.937 and the last day that we will have to be wearing make-up. 00:04:22.937 --> 00:04:24.631 - Kind of gotta make sure that my make-ups like 00:04:25.711 --> 00:04:27.009 not half-assed today. 00:04:27.009 --> 00:04:28.541 - It was fun knowing 00:04:28.541 --> 00:04:30.741 that I had this little extra fancy step to do 00:04:30.741 --> 00:04:32.482 and that I was gonna be a little fancy man 00:04:32.482 --> 00:04:33.506 going to the party 00:04:33.506 --> 00:04:35.164 with these little fancy make-up. 00:04:35.164 --> 00:04:37.148 - In the midst of the chaos of the holiday party, 00:04:37.148 --> 00:04:39.953 we all somehow got together and took a picture. 00:04:39.953 --> 00:04:40.865 - [Curly] Everybody looked great. 00:04:40.865 --> 00:04:42.366 Shane's skin looks flawless. 00:04:42.366 --> 00:04:44.577 Ryan, I couldn't even tell actually, was wearing make-up. 00:04:44.577 --> 00:04:46.956 - [Ryan] We were all pretty out of it. 00:04:46.956 --> 00:04:48.206 But it was a good time. 00:04:48.206 --> 00:04:48.998 I think we came out with a solid 00:04:48.998 --> 00:04:50.525 photo booth picture. 00:04:50.525 --> 00:04:51.908 - [Curly] I think there is a stigma behind make-up 00:04:51.908 --> 00:04:53.087 but I think that 00:04:53.087 --> 00:04:54.735 there's something very empowering 00:04:54.735 --> 00:04:57.663 about putting on a little bit of 00:04:57.663 --> 00:04:58.883 war paint, if you will. 00:04:58.883 --> 00:04:59.342 - I don't know. 00:04:59.342 --> 00:05:01.219 I just think it's silly that we live in this society 00:05:01.219 --> 00:05:02.887 where people are kind of pressured 00:05:02.887 --> 00:05:04.889 into looking a certain way everyday. 00:05:04.889 --> 00:05:06.678 I don't really think that's fair 00:05:06.678 --> 00:05:07.350 or right. 00:05:07.350 --> 00:05:09.217 - I'm not gonna wear it again probably. 00:05:09.217 --> 00:05:12.188 But I can certainly see the advantages. 00:05:12.188 --> 00:05:14.500 I didn't really feel like I was ever 00:05:14.500 --> 00:05:16.026 enhancing my beauty in any way. 00:05:16.026 --> 00:05:18.143 It was just kind of damage control. 00:05:18.143 --> 00:05:19.153 - Make-up is dope. 00:05:19.153 --> 00:05:20.312 You can hide behind it. 00:05:20.312 --> 00:05:21.323 You can enhance it. 00:05:21.323 --> 00:05:23.866 It'll give you a little bit more confidence. 00:05:23.866 --> 00:05:25.317 It might take some away. 00:05:25.317 --> 00:05:26.443 - I now know what it's like 00:05:26.443 --> 00:05:28.237 to have to do this every morning 00:05:28.237 --> 00:05:29.247 and it's not fun. 00:05:29.247 --> 00:05:30.706 - Look at me. 00:05:30.998 --> 00:05:33.041 This is a success story. 00:05:33.459 --> 00:05:34.700 Kind of. 00:05:34.700 --> 00:05:36.045 A little pale. 00:05:36.921 --> 00:05:37.958 - [Ryan] I could sit here all day. 00:05:37.958 --> 00:05:38.798 - [Curly] Also, you guys don't know 00:05:38.798 --> 00:05:40.245 where those brushes have been. 00:05:40.245 --> 00:05:41.509 - I mean, it's just on other peoples' faces. 00:05:41.509 --> 00:05:42.916 It's not like someone's 00:05:42.916 --> 00:05:44.514 brushing their ass cheeks over here.