WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.233 --> 00:00:02.056 - So, what do Jews believe happens when you die? 00:00:03.046 --> 00:00:03.936 - Um, 00:00:03.936 --> 00:00:05.341 I think it's like, 00:00:05.341 --> 00:00:07.221 we believe in heaven, 00:00:07.221 --> 00:00:09.090 but we don't necessarily believe in hell. 00:00:09.090 --> 00:00:11.818 So, I guess it's like everyone goes to heaven. 00:00:11.818 --> 00:00:12.957 That doesn't make sense. 00:00:12.957 --> 00:00:14.279 - You ordered a sandwich? 00:00:14.279 --> 00:00:15.232 On Passover? 00:00:15.232 --> 00:00:16.891 - Oh, oops. (chuckles) 00:00:16.891 --> 00:00:18.737 - You're not having any lox on your bagel. 00:00:18.737 --> 00:00:19.933 - I don't really like lox. 00:00:19.933 --> 00:00:21.197 - I've never heard of that. 00:00:21.197 --> 00:00:22.614 - I guess it's like... 00:00:22.614 --> 00:00:24.762 you live on through your grandkids, 00:00:24.762 --> 00:00:26.260 or maybe just your kids. 00:00:26.260 --> 00:00:28.024 - You know you're supposed to use the shamash, right? 00:00:28.024 --> 00:00:30.439 - Is that a ham sandwich? 00:00:30.439 --> 00:00:31.704 - Yeah, it's ham and cheese. 00:00:31.704 --> 00:00:33.039 - Ham and cheese? 00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:35.000 - Come on, have a taste. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.415 - Is that the kippot from my bar mitzvah? 00:00:37.415 --> 00:00:39.900 - So, you're Jewish, but you don't, 00:00:39.900 --> 00:00:41.757 you're not a practicing Jew? 00:00:41.757 --> 00:00:43.441 - Ah, that's so sweet. 00:00:43.441 --> 00:00:44.520 What is this? 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:45.542 - It's Manischewitz! 00:00:45.542 --> 00:00:47.179 - A couple months ago, when I was home for Christmas-- 00:00:47.179 --> 00:00:48.201 - Christmas? 00:00:48.201 --> 00:00:52.792 (reciting blessings) 00:00:56.907 --> 00:00:58.009 - [Voiceover] Do you have a bar mitzvah? 00:00:58.009 --> 00:00:59.170 - No, I chose not to do that. 00:00:59.170 --> 00:01:01.341 - You chose not to have a... 00:01:01.341 --> 00:01:04.003 huge party with all your friends there? 00:01:04.003 --> 00:01:06.428 DJ, catered food? 00:01:06.428 --> 00:01:07.787 - And what are you giving Bernie? 00:01:07.787 --> 00:01:08.809 - Give him like 20 bucks. 00:01:08.809 --> 00:01:10.689 - You don't know about 18, 36? 00:01:10.689 --> 00:01:12.826 - You should be going to Greenblatt's. 00:01:12.826 --> 00:01:13.699 - Greenblatt's? 00:01:13.699 --> 00:01:14.478 - Yes. 00:01:14.478 --> 00:01:16.387 - So, you know about Jewish delis... 00:01:17.240 --> 00:01:18.680 but you don't know about the Jewish afterlife? 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:21.002 - I'm thinking I may name my son after you. 00:01:21.002 --> 00:01:22.720 - How could you name your son after me? 00:01:22.720 --> 00:01:23.962 I'm not even dead yet! 00:01:23.962 --> 00:01:25.483 - This is so good! 00:01:25.483 --> 00:01:27.479 - Should I get you an Uber? 00:01:27.479 --> 00:01:28.883 - Are you still seeing that shiksa? 00:01:28.883 --> 00:01:29.859 - What? 00:01:29.859 --> 00:01:30.742 - The Gentile girl. 00:01:30.742 --> 00:01:31.438 - We broke up. 00:01:31.438 --> 00:01:32.378 - Oh, that's good. 00:01:32.378 --> 00:01:33.144 - Hey mom. 00:01:33.144 --> 00:01:33.876 Hey mom. 00:01:33.876 --> 00:01:34.758 - Hi, how are you? 00:01:34.758 --> 00:01:36.140 - Mom, Uncle Seymour says hi. 00:01:36.140 --> 00:01:38.020 No, no, I'm not hurt, I'm just on a date. 00:01:38.020 --> 00:01:39.379 - Yes, he's lost weight. 00:01:39.379 --> 00:01:40.957 - You should tell her I'm Jewish. 00:01:40.957 --> 00:01:41.962 - I'm not gonna tell her you're... 00:01:41.962 --> 00:01:43.714 (chatter on phone) Yes, she's Jewish. 00:01:43.714 --> 00:01:44.898 - I've gained weight. 00:01:44.898 --> 00:01:45.978 Yeah. 00:01:45.978 --> 00:01:46.953 - Love you, too. 00:01:46.953 --> 00:01:47.917 - Hey mom. 00:01:47.917 --> 00:01:49.613 - All right, mom, okay, I gotta get off. 00:01:49.613 --> 00:01:50.610 Okay, all right. 00:01:50.610 --> 00:01:51.736 All right. 00:01:51.736 --> 00:01:54.059 - So, you're more like Jew-ISH. 00:01:54.059 --> 00:01:56.693 - Really just Jew-ISH. 00:01:56.693 --> 00:01:57.773 - Just Jew-- 00:01:57.773 --> 00:01:59.131 - Jew-ISH. 00:01:59.131 --> 00:02:00.872 - Yeah. (chuckles) 00:02:00.872 --> 00:02:02.173 - Happy Hanukkah! 00:02:02.173 --> 00:02:03.437 - Yeah, man, make a wish! 00:02:07.937 --> 00:02:09.666 And what a Hanukkah it's been.