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- "Caillou" is the worst
show, it is the worst one.

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(Caillou whining)

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- And we will.

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- I hate "Caillou."

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(sighing)

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- I despise "Caillou."

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- Like "Caillou" needs to go.

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- Caillou is a bald little asshole.

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- I mean I love PBS but
"Caillou" creeps me out,

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I think it's the way he talks.

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- Caillou's voice drives me crazy.

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- It's like one continuous whining show.

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- Whiny, whiny, "Mommy, I'm
tired, I wanna eat, Mommy."

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(whining)

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- We have to get him down.

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- I mean I don't know why
but he is anti-authority,

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he's like a rebel with no reason,

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he just does it to be a (bleep).

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- Like where did he come
from and who created him

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and do they like him in Canada?

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- I feel like on behalf of
French Canadians everywhere,

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I have to apologize for "Caillou."

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We will sign a petition to get it removed.

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- No!

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(upbeat music)