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- Hi, were at the Priscilla
Ono salon in Montebello,

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and we're here to get some
Instagram-worthy nails.

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- We see a lot of moms in
Hollywood wearing these nails,

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which we think is amazing
because we don't know

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how the hell you do that.

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- I'm fascinated by them
to be honest with you,

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which is why I am excited
about this challenge.

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I don't know how they live,
maybe they have nannies.

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(laughing)
Maybe the have housekeepers.

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- Before I had children,

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I would go get my nails
done every other week.

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- I don't get my nails
done, I don't see the point.

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I'm busy and I'm a mom and
they get dirty and they chip.

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- How long does it take to do this?

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An hour, no.

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- I really hope I don't
get poop under my nails.

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- I'm just really nervous about, like,

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the amount of bacteria
that's going to collect.

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Here goes nothing, operation
Awesome Hollywood Nails.

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- Do you get a lot of moms in here?

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- Yeah, quite a lot.

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But actually they coming back like

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after two weeks, after a month.

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- So, like when I was growing up,

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every mom I knew had acrylic nails.

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It's like Lee Press-Ons times one million.

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- I'm going to try to pick up the phone.

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I'm just like, lightly tapping.

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And I'm used to just
banging on this phone,

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and maybe I don't need to tap so hard.

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- I feel like I'm looking at the hands

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of a different person.

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(upbeat electronic music)

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- I feel like I'm turning into a vampire.

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- I gave up everything good
about having opposable thumbs.

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I did it all for beauty.

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- I'm about to try chopsticks

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for the first time with these nails.

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Let's see oh okay.

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So I had a little difficulty there,

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(laughing)

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Already I can feel that
this nail's in the way.

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It was challenging.

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So I'm going to make my first dinner.

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I'm a little hesitant because

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I had planned on making chicken.

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I'm really freaked out about
touching the raw chicken.

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Cons of being a parent
with Instagram nails,

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was actually just, like,

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my constant fear of bing unsanitary.

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(laughing)

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So I came up with the solution
for my raw chicken dilemma.

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(snapping)
Tongs!

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- I'm a working mom,

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and my job involves my hands.

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I want to rip these nails
off, they are ruining my life.

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Watch me type.

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(laughing)

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- I think Morgan struggled a lot.

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- Like, and I'm a professional writer,

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so it's not going that awesome.

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- So I just changed
someone's poo-poo diaper.

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Even though I protected my
nails, they still stink.

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And I just kept feeling like,

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oh my God, these aren't
sanitary and this is so gross.

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They're so amazing.

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- This isn't about motherhood but still,

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my friend Chrissy who I think
is really awesome and cool,

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told me that she thought
that my nails looked awesome.

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And then that totally changed

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my whole perspective on it.

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She is really cool!

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Like, who am I now?

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Am I the fat-ass bitch?

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- Okay, so I found a
positive for the nails.

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Picking food out of your children's hair.

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When you're a parent, you
do things for your children,

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like pick their nose and
clean out their earwax

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from time to time.

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(singing a note)

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- I think Ochi did a
million times better than me

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with these hands.
(laughing)

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But my daughter is like, really into them.

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Which is the cutest.

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So she was so into them, she
went and got with my mom,

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- A fancy...
- Aww!

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- Accent nail pedicure
fort the first time.

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There are women who have,
like, mastered this.

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I am not one of them.

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That feeling you get like
if your pants are too tight

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or like you bra's uncomfortable.

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Just like "ah if I could
just take this bra off,

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I could concentrate."

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That's how I felt now.

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(squeals)

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- My nails are like, a brush
and a comb, all in one.

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So the pros of being a
mom with these nails,

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is that your kids pretty much always have

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a toy or a shiny distraction around.

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- I like this, mama.

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- Okay, cool!

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(beeping)

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I put my credit card in the parking meter,

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and then I couldn't get it out.

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Fortunately this nice
guy walked by and like,

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"Excuse me but could you
please take my credit card

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out of the reader for me?"

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- This week I lived with
10 blades of terror.

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It was hard.
(laughing)

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- They didn't really make
me feel more feminine.

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They made me feel like
I was having more fun.

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It was just another
accessory, like an earring,

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or like a lip color.

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- My opinion of the women who are able to

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rock motherhood with these nails.

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Power to you, sister, that is bad-ass.

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- Who knew that having these

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Instagram nails would be
so fun and would be such a

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like, fun bonding
experience for the family.

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(laughing)

