WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.065 --> 00:00:01.981 - I'm talking about the people with clean beds. 00:00:01.981 --> 00:00:03.361 - What do you mean by clean people Jen? 00:00:03.361 --> 00:00:04.860 What do you mean by clean people? 00:00:04.860 --> 00:00:05.755 Who are you excluding in that? 00:00:05.755 --> 00:00:06.437 Who's dirty? 00:00:06.437 --> 00:00:07.738 The poor? 00:00:07.738 --> 00:00:08.760 The poor Jen? 00:00:08.760 --> 00:00:09.282 - [Jen] No! 00:00:09.282 --> 00:00:10.670 - I rest my case. 00:00:11.860 --> 00:00:14.982 - Showers, an invigorating way to start the day, 00:00:14.982 --> 00:00:18.484 or are they a smooth, relaxed way to cap off your night? 00:00:20.462 --> 00:00:22.202 I don't know, we're gonna figure it out though. 00:00:22.202 --> 00:00:23.874 Morning showers versus night showers. 00:00:23.874 --> 00:00:24.785 It's debatable. 00:00:24.785 --> 00:00:28.947 (uplifting music) 00:00:30.868 --> 00:00:33.281 - I'm Kelsey, and I shower at night. 00:00:33.281 --> 00:00:34.605 - And I showered this morning. 00:00:34.605 --> 00:00:35.777 - I take showers in the morning 00:00:35.777 --> 00:00:37.624 because I'm not a crazy person. 00:00:37.624 --> 00:00:38.936 - And I take showers at night. 00:00:38.936 --> 00:00:40.537 - And I'm for night showers. 00:00:40.537 --> 00:00:42.603 - And I'm in favor of morning showers. 00:00:42.603 --> 00:00:45.018 - I'm in support of morning showers. 00:00:45.018 --> 00:00:47.303 - I'm here for the night shower. 00:00:47.303 --> 00:00:50.241 (upbeat music) 00:00:50.241 --> 00:00:52.342 - What's better in the morning 00:00:52.342 --> 00:00:54.060 than just waking up 00:00:54.060 --> 00:00:55.685 (sighing) 00:00:55.685 --> 00:00:57.645 "I'm tired, let me hop in that shower, 00:00:57.645 --> 00:01:00.757 "let me get fresh, let me be alert, let me wake up." 00:01:00.757 --> 00:01:03.058 - Morning showers wake you up in the morning. 00:01:03.058 --> 00:01:04.543 It's a great way to start your day 00:01:04.543 --> 00:01:05.725 by getting clean and saying, 00:01:05.725 --> 00:01:07.479 "Hey, ready for a new one." 00:01:07.479 --> 00:01:08.918 - Have you heard of coffee? 00:01:08.918 --> 00:01:10.497 It does the same exact thing. 00:01:10.497 --> 00:01:12.505 - My opponent might say, "Yes, well I can wake up 00:01:12.505 --> 00:01:16.508 "with something like coffee, or drugs," 00:01:16.508 --> 00:01:17.902 but we don't need that. 00:01:17.902 --> 00:01:19.145 - Did you just call me a drug addict? 00:01:19.145 --> 00:01:21.190 - I sweat profusely when I sleep. 00:01:21.190 --> 00:01:23.150 I'm a very sweaty man, as a result 00:01:23.150 --> 00:01:25.089 I am disgusting in the morning, 00:01:25.089 --> 00:01:27.526 and a shower very quickly solves this problem. 00:01:27.526 --> 00:01:29.267 - You're gonna go to bed, you're gonna sweat, 00:01:29.267 --> 00:01:32.205 you're gonna drool, no one looks pretty when they sleep. 00:01:32.205 --> 00:01:34.828 - I do, it's called "Sleeping Beauty" have you read it? 00:01:34.828 --> 00:01:35.549 It's a book. 00:01:35.549 --> 00:01:37.313 - That was a fairy tale! 00:01:37.313 --> 00:01:39.205 - Yeah, but it's also the story of my life. 00:01:39.205 --> 00:01:40.888 - Take a shower, you're fresh, you're ready 00:01:40.888 --> 00:01:43.442 for whatever the day has to throw at you. 00:01:43.442 --> 00:01:44.730 you got a meeting, boom, fresh. 00:01:44.730 --> 00:01:46.008 You're not like, "Oh, I'm all sweaty 00:01:46.008 --> 00:01:47.586 "cause I was laying in bed all night." 00:01:47.586 --> 00:01:49.688 - I don't get that, how sweaty do you get at night? 00:01:49.688 --> 00:01:50.569 - It depends. 00:01:50.569 --> 00:01:51.870 - How hot is your room, it depends. 00:01:51.870 --> 00:01:53.309 - Shower solves everything. 00:01:53.309 --> 00:01:55.028 - You know what shower doesn't solve? 00:01:55.028 --> 00:01:55.851 - [Man] What? 00:01:55.851 --> 00:01:57.055 - Sexism. 00:01:59.683 --> 00:02:02.006 - Look, I care about the American people. 00:02:02.006 --> 00:02:04.049 I care about your emotional state. 00:02:04.049 --> 00:02:05.650 You go through a long hard day, 00:02:05.650 --> 00:02:08.281 it's rough, you're tired, you have a cup of tea. 00:02:08.281 --> 00:02:09.478 - You have a nice cup of tea. 00:02:09.478 --> 00:02:11.021 - You have a hot cup of tea, and then you get 00:02:11.021 --> 00:02:12.939 in a nice hot shower. 00:02:12.939 --> 00:02:15.132 - Going throughout the day, you get dirty. 00:02:15.132 --> 00:02:16.676 We're lifting these heavy lights, 00:02:16.676 --> 00:02:18.498 we're working on set, we get sweaty. 00:02:18.498 --> 00:02:20.693 - All that pollution is on your skin. 00:02:20.693 --> 00:02:23.618 It's been a hectic day, you're sad, 00:02:23.618 --> 00:02:26.439 and so you want to go and just wash it all off, 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:27.391 relax yourself. 00:02:27.391 --> 00:02:29.051 - I also think that showering at night 00:02:29.051 --> 00:02:30.955 is better for the environment. 00:02:30.955 --> 00:02:32.219 Most people in the morning, 00:02:32.219 --> 00:02:35.134 they take really hot showers for a longer time 00:02:35.134 --> 00:02:35.937 because they're tired 00:02:35.937 --> 00:02:37.199 and they're tryin' to use it to wake up. 00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:37.839 - I don't know. 00:02:37.839 --> 00:02:39.418 A cold shower wakes you up. 00:02:39.418 --> 00:02:40.694 - Cold showers wake you up. 00:02:40.694 --> 00:02:42.495 Warm showers, they can relax you, 00:02:42.495 --> 00:02:44.258 that's why hot tubs exist. 00:02:44.258 --> 00:02:45.211 - Hot tubs are just like, 00:02:45.211 --> 00:02:46.372 you just sit there and go like this. 00:02:46.372 --> 00:02:48.589 Shower's just water just coming on you. 00:02:48.589 --> 00:02:49.971 - You have a weird faucet. 00:02:49.971 --> 00:02:50.794 - [Man] It's a great one. 00:02:50.794 --> 00:02:51.537 - It does not come like this. 00:02:51.537 --> 00:02:52.152 - [Man] It does. 00:02:52.152 --> 00:02:54.411 - No, it's just nice like. 00:02:54.411 --> 00:02:57.016 - As a woman, we're told that our value's 00:02:57.016 --> 00:02:58.678 only based on physical appearance, 00:02:58.678 --> 00:03:01.079 and so forcing me to wake up, you know, 00:03:01.079 --> 00:03:04.459 an hour earlier so that I shave my legs in the morning 00:03:04.459 --> 00:03:08.149 cause men tell you that you have to look a certain way. 00:03:08.149 --> 00:03:09.599 - Why is men in quotation marks? 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:10.599 (laughing) 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:13.117 - Wouldn't it be luxurious if could just roll out of bed, 00:03:13.117 --> 00:03:15.427 and fuckin' put on a T-shirt, and go to work. 00:03:15.427 --> 00:03:16.461 Yeah, that would be nice, 00:03:16.461 --> 00:03:18.945 but I got to fuckin' put on my armor God dammit. 00:03:18.945 --> 00:03:21.546 I gotta do all of this shit to look this good 00:03:21.546 --> 00:03:22.985 in a male driven society. 00:03:22.985 --> 00:03:24.471 People gotta take me seriously. 00:03:24.471 --> 00:03:27.906 (uplifting music) 00:03:27.906 --> 00:03:30.285 - In conclusion, I wake up in the morning, 00:03:30.285 --> 00:03:32.736 I take a shower, and I smell good for the rest of the day. 00:03:32.736 --> 00:03:34.407 - When you take a shower at night 00:03:34.407 --> 00:03:36.288 you're not sleeping in your own sweat 00:03:36.288 --> 00:03:39.003 and pollution all night, and it's better 00:03:39.003 --> 00:03:41.187 for your skin, it's better for humanity. 00:03:41.187 --> 00:03:43.566 - You're acting like I take a dump in my bed. 00:03:43.566 --> 00:03:45.053 - I don't know. 00:03:45.053 --> 00:03:47.432 - I would say that I would love to live in a world 00:03:47.432 --> 00:03:49.129 where me and everybody else was capable 00:03:49.129 --> 00:03:51.808 of taking a night shower, but it's just not realistic. 00:03:51.808 --> 00:03:53.306 - Ultimately, this debate is one 00:03:53.306 --> 00:03:55.710 that's really hard to apply to a macro level. 00:03:55.710 --> 00:03:57.602 - Morning showers are best for men, 00:03:57.602 --> 00:03:59.215 and if a woman would want to take her shower 00:03:59.215 --> 00:04:01.838 the night before, I get that. 00:04:01.838 --> 00:04:05.517 - I agree, I'm proud of this Chris. 00:04:05.517 --> 00:04:08.024 I think we learned something here today. 00:04:08.024 --> 00:04:12.594 (uplifting music) 00:04:13.237 --> 00:04:15.715 - Okay, are we having a smell test right now?