WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.136 - You're loving this. 00:00:01.136 --> 00:00:03.614 - I am, I cannot believe how there's 00:00:03.614 --> 00:00:05.879 so many beautiful women. 00:00:05.879 --> 00:00:08.102 - And you're saying no to every single one of them. 00:00:08.102 --> 00:00:09.865 - No one's replied to me yet. 00:00:09.865 --> 00:00:11.057 Was it something that I said? 00:00:11.057 --> 00:00:12.437 Was it something my mum said? 00:00:12.437 --> 00:00:15.105 (vibrant classical music) 00:00:15.105 --> 00:00:17.166 - I'm the mother of this gorgeous 00:00:17.166 --> 00:00:19.782 little boy here, he's my baby. 00:00:19.782 --> 00:00:22.008 - I feel so weird that you're about to do this 00:00:22.008 --> 00:00:24.836 because I don't know if my mum knows how to 00:00:24.836 --> 00:00:27.032 firstly, speak to women. 00:00:27.032 --> 00:00:29.699 - What do you know about Tinder? 00:00:32.571 --> 00:00:34.315 - So the first time I downloaded Tinder 00:00:34.315 --> 00:00:35.475 was a couple months ago, 00:00:35.475 --> 00:00:36.916 and the only way that could do it 00:00:36.916 --> 00:00:39.564 was with a little help from my friends. 00:00:39.564 --> 00:00:40.664 Some Pinot, Mother? 00:00:40.664 --> 00:00:43.149 - I'm fairly confident I could help Nick find 00:00:43.149 --> 00:00:46.513 his ideal girlfriend, he has a lot to offer. 00:00:46.513 --> 00:00:47.346 - Like? 00:00:48.927 --> 00:00:50.172 - I didn't think I'd be this nervous, 00:00:50.172 --> 00:00:52.161 but I'm pretty scared right now. 00:00:52.161 --> 00:00:53.344 - I'm going to try my best. 00:00:53.344 --> 00:00:55.253 - So Mum, welcome to the world of Tinder. 00:00:55.253 --> 00:00:56.288 - There you go. 00:00:56.288 --> 00:00:57.776 There's my Facebook account. 00:00:57.776 --> 00:00:59.151 You need to choose six photos 00:00:59.151 --> 00:01:00.862 that you think represent me. 00:01:00.862 --> 00:01:04.653 - And this is my account with my default Facebook photo. 00:01:04.653 --> 00:01:06.845 - No, you've had better days. 00:01:06.845 --> 00:01:08.009 - That's a nice one. 00:01:08.009 --> 00:01:08.842 - That one? 00:01:08.842 --> 00:01:11.881 - Yes, it shows how, you know, fun you are. 00:01:11.881 --> 00:01:12.714 - [Tan] No. 00:01:12.714 --> 00:01:13.547 - [Nick] Why? 00:01:13.547 --> 00:01:14.388 - Ooh. 00:01:14.388 --> 00:01:16.220 - What about me there giving the finger? 00:01:16.220 --> 00:01:18.394 - No, I thought of that, but this one I like 00:01:18.394 --> 00:01:20.361 'cause it shows you're artistic. 00:01:20.361 --> 00:01:24.015 - It may come to Nick's advantage with animals in with him. 00:01:24.015 --> 00:01:25.466 There you go, one with all your mates. 00:01:25.466 --> 00:01:27.520 You need to let them know that you have friends. 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:29.509 - [Nick] The next thing is going to be the description. 00:01:29.509 --> 00:01:32.693 - It might be about me as a person or what I'm looking for. 00:01:32.693 --> 00:01:33.617 - I'm available. 00:01:33.617 --> 00:01:34.604 - I'm available. 00:01:34.604 --> 00:01:35.739 - That's all you're writing. 00:01:35.739 --> 00:01:36.789 I'm on Tinder, so I am available. 00:01:36.789 --> 00:01:38.238 - Yes, you are available. 00:01:38.238 --> 00:01:42.031 - Hey, I'm looking for a fun, sexy, outgoing lady. 00:01:42.031 --> 00:01:44.526 My mum doesn't believe in punctuation. 00:01:44.526 --> 00:01:45.641 - How does that sound to you? 00:01:45.641 --> 00:01:47.423 - This is totally up to you. 00:01:47.423 --> 00:01:48.999 - What are the ages I should be looking for? 00:01:48.999 --> 00:01:50.299 What do you think is appropriate? 00:01:50.299 --> 00:01:53.003 - 19 might be a bit young. 00:01:53.003 --> 00:01:53.836 - Gender. 00:01:53.836 --> 00:01:54.744 - What do you think? 00:01:54.744 --> 00:01:57.306 - Women, you're not into men, are you? 00:01:57.306 --> 00:01:58.850 - We've had this talk, Mum. 00:01:58.850 --> 00:02:01.674 - So we're willing to travel up to 70 Ks. 00:02:01.674 --> 00:02:03.280 - I'm not that desperate. 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:04.432 - And we're on Tinder. 00:02:04.432 --> 00:02:05.686 - [Tan] Okay, done, let's get swiping. 00:02:05.686 --> 00:02:06.519 - Yes. 00:02:06.519 --> 00:02:07.715 - If you like her, you click, love. 00:02:07.715 --> 00:02:08.999 If you don't, you click, cross. 00:02:08.999 --> 00:02:10.611 - You're wanting me to choose for you? 00:02:10.611 --> 00:02:11.444 - Yes. 00:02:11.444 --> 00:02:12.730 - Ha-ha. (laughing) 00:02:12.730 --> 00:02:14.228 - To finding you someone special. 00:02:14.228 --> 00:02:17.645 - (nervously) Yeah, hey. 00:02:19.016 --> 00:02:20.092 - She looks too sad. 00:02:20.092 --> 00:02:23.990 - She's outdoors, she looks relaxed, got a bottle of water. 00:02:23.990 --> 00:02:25.185 - She likes water. 00:02:25.185 --> 00:02:26.652 - She's riding a horse. 00:02:26.652 --> 00:02:28.701 - Gay four 20, what does that mean? 00:02:28.701 --> 00:02:31.587 - Four 20 means she likes smoking weed. 00:02:31.587 --> 00:02:32.789 - Oh that's okay. 00:02:32.789 --> 00:02:35.006 - She's the same name as the one before. 00:02:35.006 --> 00:02:35.984 - It's the same person. 00:02:35.984 --> 00:02:37.222 - Oh this is her profile. 00:02:37.222 --> 00:02:38.055 - Yeah. 00:02:38.055 --> 00:02:39.211 - She's definitely a Gemini. 00:02:39.211 --> 00:02:40.868 - She looks old enough to be your mother. 00:02:40.868 --> 00:02:42.336 - Oops, can we take them, can we go back? 00:02:42.336 --> 00:02:43.459 - No, you can't go back. 00:02:43.459 --> 00:02:44.292 - Oh, okay. 00:02:44.292 --> 00:02:46.274 - She's gone forever, you've ruined my chance at marriage. 00:02:46.274 --> 00:02:47.107 - Ah. 00:02:47.107 --> 00:02:48.345 - She's showing her bottom. 00:02:48.345 --> 00:02:50.854 - Ooh, she's cheeky, I think you'd like that. 00:02:50.854 --> 00:02:52.306 - Wow, this is fun. 00:02:52.306 --> 00:02:55.211 - Mum's just going nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 00:02:55.211 --> 00:02:57.835 - (laughs) How come we're seeing guys as well? 00:02:57.835 --> 00:02:59.448 - Then they're not gay though. 00:02:59.448 --> 00:03:01.244 - I don't like it how they do all these though. 00:03:01.244 --> 00:03:02.077 - The mirror selfie? 00:03:02.077 --> 00:03:02.911 - It's desperate. 00:03:02.911 --> 00:03:04.423 - We just saw a group of men, 00:03:04.423 --> 00:03:07.115 and their bio was, if you've got boobs, swipe right. 00:03:07.115 --> 00:03:08.032 - Hmm, hmm. 00:03:09.531 --> 00:03:10.667 - Mom, she was hot. 00:03:10.667 --> 00:03:12.109 - Do you really like that, Nick? 00:03:12.109 --> 00:03:14.433 Okay, we'll go boobs for Nick. 00:03:14.433 --> 00:03:16.753 - You're gonna have to say yes to someone, Mum. 00:03:16.753 --> 00:03:17.586 - Oh. 00:03:17.586 --> 00:03:18.419 (mumbles) 00:03:18.419 --> 00:03:19.252 Oh. 00:03:19.252 --> 00:03:20.085 - Nope. 00:03:20.085 --> 00:03:20.918 - Ooh. 00:03:20.918 --> 00:03:21.751 - Uh. 00:03:21.751 --> 00:03:22.584 - No. 00:03:22.584 --> 00:03:23.417 - Hmm. 00:03:23.417 --> 00:03:26.509 - Looks like your sister there. 00:03:26.509 --> 00:03:27.702 - This girl has a photo with her dad 00:03:27.702 --> 00:03:30.702 who looks like he would not like me one bit. (laughter) 00:03:30.702 --> 00:03:31.868 Oh, it's a match. 00:03:31.868 --> 00:03:32.701 - Yeah. 00:03:32.701 --> 00:03:34.194 - I have to meet her dad now, think those, I mean. 00:03:34.194 --> 00:03:35.460 - Oh is that your dad? 00:03:35.460 --> 00:03:37.409 - Why would you say that, is that your dad? 00:03:37.409 --> 00:03:40.414 - It's just a conversation starter. 00:03:40.414 --> 00:03:42.588 - So you just super liked someone, that's bad. 00:03:42.588 --> 00:03:44.448 - The other one would have been a super like. 00:03:44.448 --> 00:03:45.281 - Which one? 00:03:45.281 --> 00:03:47.102 - The one that was naked. 00:03:47.102 --> 00:03:48.597 (laughter) 00:03:48.597 --> 00:03:49.839 Oh Jess replied. 00:03:49.839 --> 00:03:50.938 - (gasps) What are you gonna say? 00:03:50.938 --> 00:03:53.016 - [Tammy] I'm at work at the moment, and my mum's visiting. 00:03:53.016 --> 00:03:55.012 - Okay, what about that do you think is hot? 00:03:55.012 --> 00:03:57.522 - So my mother has matched me with someone, 00:03:57.522 --> 00:04:00.343 and she is going to start a conversation now. 00:04:00.343 --> 00:04:02.835 So how would you open up a conversation on Tinder? 00:04:02.835 --> 00:04:03.668 - [Nick] Hi. 00:04:03.668 --> 00:04:05.398 - Really, hi? 00:04:05.398 --> 00:04:06.777 - Wanna have coffee? 00:04:06.777 --> 00:04:09.007 She said this weekend, for sure, 00:04:09.007 --> 00:04:11.673 she said, for sure, (laughs) look. 00:04:11.673 --> 00:04:14.144 - You need to grab their attention, Tinder is a game. 00:04:14.144 --> 00:04:14.977 - A game. 00:04:14.977 --> 00:04:17.334 (laughs) Gotcha. 00:04:17.334 --> 00:04:19.552 - Gotcha, that is so creepy. 00:04:19.552 --> 00:04:22.784 If I walk up to a random girl and just go, gotcha, 00:04:22.784 --> 00:04:24.179 she's gonna get a drink with me. 00:04:24.179 --> 00:04:26.003 - My thumb is sore. (laughs) 00:04:26.003 --> 00:04:27.752 - I don't know whether she's going to block me 00:04:27.752 --> 00:04:28.934 or call the police on me. 00:04:28.934 --> 00:04:30.525 - Well, you've got a date for me now. 00:04:30.525 --> 00:04:31.358 - I do. 00:04:31.358 --> 00:04:32.961 - This weekend, and I don't know how I'm going to 00:04:32.961 --> 00:04:34.998 explain it to her, hey, just so you know, 00:04:34.998 --> 00:04:36.147 it wasn't me, it was my mum. 00:04:36.147 --> 00:04:36.980 - [Tammy] No. - [Tan] She chose you. 00:04:36.980 --> 00:04:38.123 - You're gonna leave that out of it. 00:04:38.123 --> 00:04:38.956 - So next step. 00:04:38.956 --> 00:04:40.680 - Next step, that's it, you created my profile. 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:41.513 - Right. 00:04:41.513 --> 00:04:44.840 - You've pretty much creeped the hell out of women online. 00:04:44.840 --> 00:04:46.014 (laughs) 00:04:46.014 --> 00:04:47.139 No one's replying to me. 00:04:47.139 --> 00:04:48.550 - Oh, well I'm very sorry. 00:04:48.550 --> 00:04:50.136 - You don't really talk to your parents 00:04:50.136 --> 00:04:53.092 about what they expect from you in terms of a partner. 00:04:53.092 --> 00:04:57.271 It showed how high the bar is, for me, in her eyes. 00:04:57.271 --> 00:04:59.403 - Mum, thank you for, I should say 00:04:59.403 --> 00:05:01.955 attempting to get my dating life back on track. 00:05:01.955 --> 00:05:03.485 You know me better than anyone, 00:05:03.485 --> 00:05:05.939 so if that's what you think represents me best, 00:05:05.939 --> 00:05:08.786 then I guess that's the best profile I can have. 00:05:08.786 --> 00:05:11.098 - All right, Mum, you've made my profile. 00:05:11.098 --> 00:05:14.384 Now it's time for me to create your Tinder profile. 00:05:14.384 --> 00:05:15.406 - Okay. 00:05:15.406 --> 00:05:18.241 (suspenseful classical music) 00:05:18.241 --> 00:05:20.423 - Nick is single because he's awkward. 00:05:20.423 --> 00:05:21.345 - (whispers) Oh. 00:05:21.345 --> 00:05:24.420 - [Helen] Well, you're not that awkward, obviously. 00:05:24.420 --> 00:05:25.782 - She's opened up with 00:05:25.782 --> 00:05:27.556 my son is single because he's awkward.