WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.138 --> 00:00:03.475 - She took a picture of a piece of poop and sent it to me. 00:00:03.475 --> 00:00:04.796 - (laughs) 00:00:04.796 --> 00:00:07.276 - Like, that's what happens when you are married with kids. 00:00:07.276 --> 00:00:09.410 That's real life right there. 00:00:09.410 --> 00:00:12.507 (relaxing music) 00:00:12.507 --> 00:00:14.140 - I had three pregnancy tests 00:00:14.140 --> 00:00:15.475 on the table when he entered, 00:00:15.475 --> 00:00:17.181 and I was like, "If he sees it, 00:00:17.181 --> 00:00:19.299 that's perfect. I don't have to do anything." 00:00:19.299 --> 00:00:20.539 - I didn't see it. - And he didn't see it. 00:00:20.539 --> 00:00:22.239 - I can't believe this is real sometimes. 00:00:22.239 --> 00:00:23.405 - (laughs) 00:00:23.405 --> 00:00:24.238 I know. 00:00:24.238 --> 00:00:25.205 Once a day, 00:00:25.205 --> 00:00:27.172 I feel like we look at each other and we're like, "Man. 00:00:27.172 --> 00:00:28.005 We're parents. 00:00:28.005 --> 00:00:29.019 Weird, right?" - What? 00:00:29.019 --> 00:00:30.578 - Before you have kids, you look at kids as like, 00:00:30.578 --> 00:00:33.236 oh, what a funny little, slightly dirty thing. 00:00:33.236 --> 00:00:34.069 Go back to mommy. 00:00:34.069 --> 00:00:36.599 And then, when you have kids, I mean nothing's off-limits. 00:00:36.599 --> 00:00:38.339 She loves to do a pterodactyl screech, 00:00:38.339 --> 00:00:39.659 I'll screech right with her. 00:00:39.659 --> 00:00:42.449 Yeah, when we're walking down the street, we look odd going 00:00:42.449 --> 00:00:44.484 (screeches) 00:00:44.484 --> 00:00:45.879 But, like, we're connecting. 00:00:45.879 --> 00:00:47.131 It's fun for us. 00:00:47.131 --> 00:00:48.311 - Sometimes it's disgusting. 00:00:48.311 --> 00:00:49.859 I mean she has a giant blow-out, 00:00:49.859 --> 00:00:50.914 and you're just so proud of her. 00:00:50.914 --> 00:00:53.529 You're like, "God, she's gotta feel good right now." 00:00:53.529 --> 00:00:55.559 - One thing for sure that I didn't think I was gonna do 00:00:55.559 --> 00:00:57.412 was have that cutesy dialogue. 00:00:57.412 --> 00:00:59.358 "How's mamma's baby?" 00:00:59.358 --> 00:01:00.191 And I have this, 00:01:00.191 --> 00:01:03.219 I didn't even know my voice could go that high. 00:01:03.219 --> 00:01:04.549 Times done changed. 00:01:04.549 --> 00:01:07.079 (pop music) 00:01:07.079 --> 00:01:08.399 - Pretty much everything I do now 00:01:08.399 --> 00:01:10.899 is something I said I wouldn't do before I was pregnant. 00:01:10.899 --> 00:01:12.799 - Now that I've become a dad, - Oh. 00:01:12.799 --> 00:01:16.259 - I've been falling asleep on the spot, like, outta nowhere. 00:01:16.259 --> 00:01:17.346 It's time to go to (laughs) - Yeah, the other night, 00:01:17.346 --> 00:01:18.775 he was asleep like this. 00:01:18.775 --> 00:01:20.010 - There's a lot of changes for me. 00:01:20.010 --> 00:01:22.479 I was an inconsiderate woman before. 00:01:22.479 --> 00:01:23.950 I'm nicer, you know, 00:01:23.950 --> 00:01:25.756 I talk to people more. 00:01:25.756 --> 00:01:26.839 You're raising someone who's looking 00:01:26.839 --> 00:01:28.579 at your every single move. 00:01:28.579 --> 00:01:30.299 (uplifting music) 00:01:30.299 --> 00:01:33.999 - I love it when Brooklyn smiles for sure. 00:01:33.999 --> 00:01:35.039 - When Flynn stretches. 00:01:35.039 --> 00:01:37.339 - Her arms are like this. - (laughs) 00:01:37.339 --> 00:01:38.731 That's as far as she can go. - She has, like, 00:01:38.731 --> 00:01:40.322 these monster stretches. They're so cute. 00:01:40.322 --> 00:01:42.479 - I love it when London laughs. 00:01:42.479 --> 00:01:44.434 - (laughs) 00:01:44.434 --> 00:01:46.926 - Gives me open mouth kisses. - I love it... 00:01:46.926 --> 00:01:48.843 - Ahhhh. - No, no, no. 00:01:48.843 --> 00:01:50.373 With all the slobber. 00:01:50.373 --> 00:01:51.314 - She said, "mamma." 00:01:51.314 --> 00:01:52.967 So, I get out the camera, and I'm like, 00:01:52.967 --> 00:01:55.130 "I'm gonna show off what a great mom I am." 00:01:55.130 --> 00:01:56.340 Who's this? 00:01:56.340 --> 00:01:57.173 Mamma? 00:01:58.437 --> 00:01:59.979 - (hiccups) 00:01:59.979 --> 00:02:00.850 - Oh. 00:02:00.850 --> 00:02:02.947 That's what you get when you try to show off. 00:02:02.947 --> 00:02:05.379 (uplifting guitar music) 00:02:05.379 --> 00:02:06.799 - There's that aspect of wanting 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:09.179 to pass on everything that you know. 00:02:09.179 --> 00:02:12.379 I also look forward to experiencing things with her 00:02:12.379 --> 00:02:14.039 that I've never experienced before. 00:02:14.039 --> 00:02:16.179 - I can't wait to teach her about stupid things 00:02:16.179 --> 00:02:17.387 like gravity and 00:02:17.387 --> 00:02:18.438 - (laughs) 00:02:18.438 --> 00:02:19.839 - time dilation. 00:02:19.839 --> 00:02:23.019 - I remember when I first came out, my dad's main sadness, 00:02:23.019 --> 00:02:25.359 I think, about it was that he really wanted to see 00:02:25.359 --> 00:02:29.089 what kind of dad I would be. And then... 00:02:29.089 --> 00:02:30.917 And then, now we can. 00:02:30.917 --> 00:02:35.074 - I would much rather be single and a kick-ass mom 00:02:35.074 --> 00:02:37.240 than be miserable in a relationship. 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:40.253 - I wanna go visit my pregnant self 00:02:40.253 --> 00:02:42.840 and be like, "don't panic." 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:45.333 - Thanks, Flynn, for making me 00:02:45.333 --> 00:02:48.062 forget about my to-do lists. 00:02:48.062 --> 00:02:50.677 - I look forward to that moment of walking in the door 00:02:50.677 --> 00:02:52.417 and seeing you just smile 00:02:52.417 --> 00:02:55.388 and have that huge grin on your face. 00:02:55.388 --> 00:02:58.709 - It has been truly incredible to be your mother 00:02:58.709 --> 00:03:00.599 and I love every single day of it. 00:03:00.599 --> 00:03:02.577 - Yeah! Good girl, good girl! 00:03:02.577 --> 00:03:03.997 - I know you're gonna be one of the good ones. 00:03:03.997 --> 00:03:06.557 I know you're gonna make the world a better place. 00:03:06.557 --> 00:03:08.657 - You have changed my entire life. 00:03:08.657 --> 00:03:10.512 - Changed my outlook on love. 00:03:10.512 --> 00:03:11.537 - All for the better. 00:03:11.537 --> 00:03:15.152 - I hope that I can make a difference in your life like 00:03:15.152 --> 00:03:17.069 my dad has in mine, and 00:03:18.397 --> 00:03:20.297 just be there for you. 00:03:20.297 --> 00:03:23.177 - Thank you for making my life worth it. 00:03:23.177 --> 00:03:25.010 - You're my heartbeat. 00:03:30.348 --> 00:03:31.765 - I never thought 00:03:33.012 --> 00:03:36.345 that I'd poop holding onto someone else.