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It's a classic office dispute.

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She stole your stapler.

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He ate your lunch.

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It's gotten bad. And there's only one way to resolve this.

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With a cupcake battle!

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Player one get ready!

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Player two get ready!

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The rules are simple. It's like dodgeball.

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You get hit in the arm, you lose that arm.

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You get hit in both arms... then you're pretty much screwed.

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If you get hit in the leg... you lose that leg.

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If you get hit in both legs... then you fight from the ground as best as you can.

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The head or torso... well that's instant death.

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Catch a cupcake and you get a fatality blow.

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Players... Get ready to battle!!!

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Miss!

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Miss

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Leg shot! Leg shot!

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Miss!

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Leg shot!

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Arm shot!

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Fair catch.

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Fatality Blow!

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Sayonara, Sucker!

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GAME OVER! 

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Office dispute settled.