WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.351 --> 00:00:01.512 - No! 00:00:01.512 --> 00:00:03.225 What up Captain? 00:00:08.999 --> 00:00:10.556 - Thanksgiving is coming up. 00:00:10.556 --> 00:00:11.855 - Yes, Thanksgiving's coming up. 00:00:11.855 --> 00:00:13.876 - We're gonna have the greens and the 00:00:13.876 --> 00:00:15.477 macaroni and the dressings. 00:00:15.477 --> 00:00:16.871 - What's your opinion on turkey? 00:00:16.871 --> 00:00:18.032 - I'm into turkey. 00:00:18.032 --> 00:00:19.553 - What's your opinion on turkeys? 00:00:19.553 --> 00:00:22.652 - It's not my animal of choice if I'm gonna have like a zoo. 00:00:22.652 --> 00:00:23.557 - Have you ever met one? 00:00:23.557 --> 00:00:24.834 - Ever met a turkey? 00:00:24.834 --> 00:00:25.369 - Yeah. 00:00:25.369 --> 00:00:26.390 - Uh, no I have not. 00:00:27.390 --> 00:00:28.433 - Would you like to? 00:00:29.018 --> 00:00:29.878 - No! 00:00:29.878 --> 00:00:32.288 - Oh my God! (laughing) 00:00:32.303 --> 00:00:33.802 - Oh, that acutally, actually no. 00:00:33.802 --> 00:00:35.276 - I'm finna to cry, that's a real one? 00:00:35.276 --> 00:00:36.540 - Ohhhhhh. 00:00:36.540 --> 00:00:39.142 - Turkey gonna come out flying and crazy. 00:00:39.142 --> 00:00:40.221 I don't wanna do this. 00:00:40.221 --> 00:00:40.895 - Tori! 00:00:40.895 --> 00:00:42.590 - The turkey's name is Captain Turk. 00:00:42.590 --> 00:00:43.414 - What? 00:00:43.414 --> 00:00:44.529 - How delightful. 00:00:44.529 --> 00:00:47.129 - Awww, Captain Turk, hi little guy. 00:00:47.129 --> 00:00:50.449 - Oh, didn't see you there, do you come around here often? 00:00:50.449 --> 00:00:52.968 - There's nothing to be scared of, you're the 00:00:52.968 --> 00:00:54.594 fastest turkey in the world. 00:00:54.594 --> 00:00:55.232 - It's a boy? 00:00:55.232 --> 00:00:56.811 - It's a handsome young boy. 00:00:56.811 --> 00:00:57.728 - What's a turkey call? 00:00:57.728 --> 00:00:59.691 - OOLULULU LULU. 00:00:59.691 --> 00:01:00.421 - Tori do you wanna try that? 00:01:00.421 --> 00:01:01.280 - oulululu. 00:01:01.280 --> 00:01:01.639 - Oullululu. 00:01:01.639 --> 00:01:03.489 - Oululululu. 00:01:03.489 --> 00:01:04.759 - Like they don't say gobble gobble? 00:01:05.649 --> 00:01:07.055 - Oh, sorry. 00:01:07.268 --> 00:01:08.442 - Hahahaha. 00:01:08.442 --> 00:01:10.740 - Oh yeah, now we gotta turn towards camera. 00:01:10.740 --> 00:01:12.563 - Oh, woah, ham is quick. 00:01:12.563 --> 00:01:15.546 - Oh, shake it off, you got some Taylor Swift going on. 00:01:15.546 --> 00:01:17.520 - Oh my God, he's amazing. 00:01:17.520 --> 00:01:18.402 - That's real. 00:01:18.402 --> 00:01:20.062 - [Voiceover] This bird looks like a 50 year old man. 00:01:20.062 --> 00:01:21.641 - Would you like to take a selfie with me? 00:01:21.641 --> 00:01:23.661 - Look at the camera turkey. 00:01:23.661 --> 00:01:24.427 - Hi! 00:01:24.427 --> 00:01:25.146 - Yo, Captain. 00:01:25.146 --> 00:01:26.226 - Hahaha. 00:01:26.226 --> 00:01:30.986 It's so good, he looks not happy and I look super stoked. 00:01:30.986 --> 00:01:33.204 There we go, Happy Thanksgiving! 00:01:34.614 --> 00:01:37.547 - Looking at Captain Turk, do you believe that this is 00:01:37.547 --> 00:01:40.170 perhaps a more proper symbol of our strong nation? 00:01:40.170 --> 00:01:41.286 - No I like the eagle. 00:01:41.286 --> 00:01:42.922 - So we're gonna keep the bald eagle? 00:01:42.922 --> 00:01:43.769 - The bald eagle. 00:01:43.769 --> 00:01:45.105 - And we're just gonna eat the turkey? 00:01:45.105 --> 00:01:45.546 - Yep. 00:01:45.546 --> 00:01:46.852 - Okay. 00:01:48.541 --> 00:01:51.489 - Poop there, poop there and where the turkey stepped 00:01:51.489 --> 00:01:54.171 in it and walked, poop a little bit everywhere. 00:01:54.171 --> 00:01:55.483 - It's here, it's here! 00:01:55.486 --> 00:01:57.388 - It's here! - It's here, it's here! 00:01:57.388 --> 00:01:58.388 - It's here! 00:01:59.208 --> 00:01:59.966 - Get it! 00:01:59.966 --> 00:02:00.826 - Get it! 00:02:01.047 --> 00:02:02.021 - There! 00:02:02.021 --> 00:02:02.601 - There! 00:02:02.601 --> 00:02:03.835 - I think they got it, get it. 00:02:03.845 --> 00:02:05.521 - Yeah, you get it. 00:02:05.521 --> 00:02:06.821 - It's here!