WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.156 --> 00:00:02.167 - [Voiceover] I can't go with you here, just take a walk 00:00:02.167 --> 00:00:04.037 around the block, or something. 00:00:04.037 --> 00:00:07.369 - I can't keep going for a walk every time you have to poo. 00:00:07.369 --> 00:00:09.278 - [Voiceover] Just work with me! 00:00:09.278 --> 00:00:13.159 - You poo three times a day, then I'm so tired! 00:00:13.159 --> 00:00:14.988 No, he's not gay. 00:00:16.044 --> 00:00:17.934 I don't have to date him just because he's not gay, 00:00:17.934 --> 00:00:21.306 is attractive, and lives with me. 00:00:21.306 --> 00:00:23.582 Am I on speakerphone? 00:00:23.582 --> 00:00:24.943 Mom, you gotta stop doing. 00:00:24.943 --> 00:00:26.406 Hello gram. 00:00:26.406 --> 00:00:27.483 - Hey. 00:00:27.483 --> 00:00:28.966 - Hey, what's up? 00:00:28.966 --> 00:00:31.079 - Can I ask you something really quick? 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:32.197 - Yeah, what's up? 00:00:32.197 --> 00:00:33.903 - You have to be completely honest, all right? 00:00:33.903 --> 00:00:35.354 - Okay. 00:00:35.354 --> 00:00:38.623 - Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs? 00:00:39.877 --> 00:00:41.786 - Garrick, it's street cleaning in five minutes 00:00:41.786 --> 00:00:42.985 we have to move our cars. 00:00:42.985 --> 00:00:44.164 - All right. 00:00:44.164 --> 00:00:45.972 Could you, all right, cool. 00:00:45.972 --> 00:00:47.049 - Are you coming? 00:00:47.049 --> 00:00:49.771 - Yeah, just shut the door and give me a second. 00:00:49.771 --> 00:00:50.726 - Okay. 00:00:50.726 --> 00:00:53.028 You promise you won't tell anyone? 00:00:54.587 --> 00:00:58.305 It's to change each other's tampons. 00:00:58.305 --> 00:00:59.483 - That makes sense. 00:00:59.483 --> 00:01:01.779 - Is it because you're have a boner? 00:01:01.779 --> 00:01:03.160 - Oh my God. 00:01:03.160 --> 00:01:04.623 - Gross. 00:01:04.623 --> 00:01:05.436 Hold on. 00:01:05.436 --> 00:01:07.082 This happens every morning? 00:01:07.082 --> 00:01:08.341 - Yes. 00:01:08.341 --> 00:01:10.117 - Gross. 00:01:10.117 --> 00:01:10.971 Hey guys. 00:01:10.971 --> 00:01:12.663 - Hey, what's up? 00:01:15.034 --> 00:01:16.660 - Nope. 00:01:16.660 --> 00:01:17.641 No. 00:01:21.353 --> 00:01:22.308 Hey, do you know why girls go 00:01:22.308 --> 00:01:23.425 to the bathroom together? 00:01:23.425 --> 00:01:24.848 - I never want things we were 00:01:24.848 --> 00:01:25.762 just going to talk about stuff, 00:01:25.762 --> 00:01:27.549 but literally we hardly talk. 00:01:27.549 --> 00:01:28.930 It's a lot of, it's a lot of. 00:01:28.930 --> 00:01:29.824 - It's a lot of pulling, right? 00:01:29.824 --> 00:01:31.145 - A lot of physical. 00:01:32.181 --> 00:01:34.544 Ha, sweet relief. 00:01:37.728 --> 00:01:39.170 (burps) 00:01:39.170 --> 00:01:40.410 (laughs) 00:01:40.410 --> 00:01:41.771 (screaming) 00:01:41.771 --> 00:01:43.193 - Kate, Kate, there's a spider. 00:01:43.193 --> 00:01:43.884 Kate. - Okay. 00:01:43.884 --> 00:01:44.595 Where is it? 00:01:44.595 --> 00:01:46.579 - Kate, Kate. 00:01:46.579 --> 00:01:47.480 Get it, get it. 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:48.604 Get it, get it. 00:01:51.584 --> 00:01:53.579 - Girl with the was baby. 00:01:54.599 --> 00:01:55.748 (grunts) 00:01:57.863 --> 00:02:00.159 Hello. 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:01.378 Oh no, it's not like that, 00:02:01.378 --> 00:02:03.024 we're just roommates, nothing sexual at all. 00:02:03.024 --> 00:02:03.857 (laughs) 00:02:03.857 --> 00:02:04.466 Gross. 00:02:04.466 --> 00:02:05.909 You should see him eat spaghetti, ew. 00:02:05.909 --> 00:02:06.925 (laughs) 00:02:06.925 --> 00:02:07.534 - [Garrick] Chill. 00:02:07.534 --> 00:02:09.241 How long is that string for real? 00:02:09.241 --> 00:02:11.984 - It's standard, two and a half inches. 00:02:11.984 --> 00:02:12.776 - What? 00:02:12.776 --> 00:02:15.011 - Yeah, we have to tuck it up. 00:02:15.011 --> 00:02:16.622 - [Garrick] Fold it. - You have to tuck it up, 00:02:16.622 --> 00:02:19.060 lap it over between the lips. 00:02:21.147 --> 00:02:21.939 Good night? 00:02:21.939 --> 00:02:23.158 - Yeah, you? 00:02:23.158 --> 00:02:24.018 - Oh yeah. 00:02:24.018 --> 00:02:26.551 We stayed up until 3 AM watching "Harry Potter", so. 00:02:26.551 --> 00:02:27.770 - That was a lot of commitment. 00:02:27.770 --> 00:02:29.274 - I know. 00:02:29.274 --> 00:02:31.204 I feel like he might be emotionally unavailable though 00:02:31.204 --> 00:02:32.931 and I have like a track record of dating 00:02:32.931 --> 00:02:34.394 emotionally unavailable guys, and I don't 00:02:34.394 --> 00:02:36.080 want to do that again, but we'll see. 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:37.158 We'll see how it goes. 00:02:37.158 --> 00:02:37.685 - Pizza later? 00:02:37.685 --> 00:02:39.534 - Yeah, is my middle name Elizabeth? (laughs) 00:02:39.534 --> 00:02:41.777 - Is it? - [Kate] Yeah, it's Elizabeth, 00:02:41.777 --> 00:02:42.711 What's yours? 00:02:42.711 --> 00:02:44.641 - Uh, we're not there yet. 00:02:44.641 --> 00:02:45.414 - What? 00:02:45.414 --> 00:02:46.720 Why not? 00:02:48.807 --> 00:02:50.107 Garrick? 00:02:50.107 --> 00:02:50.737 - [Garrick] Yeah. 00:02:50.737 --> 00:02:52.301 - Why do you have to fix the wall? 00:02:52.301 --> 00:02:55.389 - [Garrick] Why didn't you fix the wall? 00:02:55.389 --> 00:02:56.608 - Why would I fix it? 00:02:56.608 --> 00:02:57.401 I didn't do this to. 00:02:57.401 --> 00:03:00.184 - [Garrick] I don't know, use your Harry Potter magic. 00:03:00.184 --> 00:03:03.435 - I will only use my Harry Potter magic for good, 00:03:03.435 --> 00:03:05.447 and there's no reason you can't fix it. 00:03:05.447 --> 00:03:07.011 - [Garrick] Magic isn't real Kate. 00:03:07.011 --> 00:03:08.189 - [Kate] How dare you. (in deep voice) 00:03:08.189 --> 00:03:09.291 (laughs)