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- I'm team Xbox, PS4, and to
a lesser extent, Nintendo.

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- I'm Terry Crews, and
I'm team PC Master Race.

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- So Terry, are you a gamer?

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- Yes I am.

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- So, what type of games do you play?

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(laughs)

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- I feel like this is a setup.

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- Let me tell you about one
game in particular. Madden.

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You play Madden with a joystick,

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looking dead in the eye of the
person that you're beating,

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right on the same couch.

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- That's great, but
you know, the thing is,

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I played in the NFL, Ned.

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(laughs)

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Madden on console is a
cheap, cheap imitation, dude.

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Using the console, you've got your little,

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all your little cheat codes,

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and all your little moves
and the whole thing.

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It's just always you and
a buddy, and beers, and

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you're knocking over stuff.

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Let me tell you something,

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you don't get anywhere near my PC.

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- I got three words for you Terry.

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- Okay

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- Super Smash Brothers. Ever head of it?

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- Okay, but you know
what's bad? I mean, again,

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you've been living a JC Penney life.

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It's time to step up to Tom Ford.

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The framerates,

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you have to have your
cable management together!

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If your cable management is
all jacked up, you jacked up!

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- I don't need to talk
about wire management,

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'cause I've got the wireless controller.

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You can play in front of the
tv, you can play on the couch.

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How many times are you going
to take a PC to your couch?

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- No

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- Never

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- Because you have a nice,
beautiful desk setup.

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You have three monitors.

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- Yeah

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- The console man,

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- You're right, one screen isn't enough.

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Unless there's an actual human,

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on the couch playing there with you.

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- Oh

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- When are you gonna do that with a PC?

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- But, it's not that good.
It's just not that good.

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It's not the experience

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- But it just works,
Terry. I just plug it in,

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I pay $60 a year, and it just works.

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- Oh man, you know what,
but your life isn't.

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Your life's not working.

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- What evidence have I
given you thus far that

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my life's not working?

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- By your socks. I can see
your sock. The polka dot socks.

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- These are great socks!

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- His whole life is a sham!

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- That's not true.

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- He's settled for much less.

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Show me how this works.

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Go show me.

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- You really set me up
for that one, didn't you?

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- Yeah I did. Go show me how it works.

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- So first of all, you
click the center screen.

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- Nah, I didn't mean that.

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- Mhmm?

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- I said get up,

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and show me.

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(loud impact sound)

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- PC's are trash, Terry Crews.

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PC's are trash. Go Steam
account that together.

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- Turn that off. I don't
anybody to witness this.

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- You heard him, turn the cameras off.

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- We don't need any witnesses,

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what's about to happen.

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(epic orchestral music)

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(laughter)