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- Um, it's back!

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- Star Wars is back!

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- Yeah, baby, yeah!

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- Do you know how long
I've been waiting for this?

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I was practically raised on this film.

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- I know, it's like
welcoming back old friends.

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- And welcoming new ones to the family.

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- The brunette.

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Dude, that chick, she's so hot.

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- Hella fine.

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- And the trailer?

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- I cried.
- [Man in Plaid] You did?

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- That's how epic it was.

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And those effects?
- Incredible.

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I mean, how long has it been since

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we've had a Star Wars film?

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- It's been at least a decade.

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- Wow, that was a long time ago.

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- [Both] In a galaxy far, far away!

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("Star Wars Main Theme")
♫ Bohm, bohm

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♫ Bohm, bohm, bohm ♫

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Sorry.

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Oh, god, we gotta roll if
we want front row seats.

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Okay, this film is gonna be the bomb.

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- There's no way they can screw this up.

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- [Man in Plaid] No, are you kidding me?

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(dramatic music)

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(heavy sobs)

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What did I just watch?

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(screaming sobs)

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(dramatic music)