WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.119 --> 00:00:01.761 - I surrender. 00:00:01.761 --> 00:00:03.237 - (clapping) Yeah. 00:00:03.237 --> 00:00:05.308 - You guys, (beep) this test, this is horrible. 00:00:05.308 --> 00:00:10.308 (upbeat music) 00:00:14.678 --> 00:00:17.715 - We have a 16 year old who is taking 'em very soon, right? 00:00:17.715 --> 00:00:20.061 - Yeah, she's super stressed out about it. 00:00:20.061 --> 00:00:22.301 - My son has taken a PSAT so far. 00:00:22.301 --> 00:00:24.612 - My son just took it, and P.S. it was really hard. 00:00:24.612 --> 00:00:26.941 - When in doubt, you choose C right? 00:00:28.624 --> 00:00:29.372 - We read a passage, and 00:00:29.372 --> 00:00:30.917 we have to answer questions about it. 00:00:30.917 --> 00:00:33.611 - My emotions are complicated, not readily verifiable. 00:00:33.611 --> 00:00:35.875 Like who's emotions are readily verifiable? 00:00:35.875 --> 00:00:37.573 - I'm already zoning out. 00:00:37.573 --> 00:00:38.973 - And what I do is both a challenge 00:00:38.973 --> 00:00:40.748 to my egotism and a surrender to it. 00:00:40.748 --> 00:00:42.160 (exhaling) 00:00:42.160 --> 00:00:42.877 - Deep (bleep). 00:00:42.877 --> 00:00:44.347 - It's very teenangsty. 00:00:44.347 --> 00:00:46.941 - And a lot of needlessly large words. 00:00:46.941 --> 00:00:49.622 - I don't even want to read it, that's why I'm skimming. 00:00:49.622 --> 00:00:51.447 - Okay, which choice provides the best evidence, 00:00:51.447 --> 00:00:53.501 for the answer to the previous question? 00:00:53.501 --> 00:00:55.451 - Oh my gosh, really? 00:00:55.451 --> 00:00:56.869 - I have to go back and reread it? 00:00:56.869 --> 00:00:58.215 It was painful enough the first time. 00:00:58.215 --> 00:00:59.383 - I don't know, I don't even want 00:00:59.383 --> 00:01:00.636 to think about that question anymore. 00:01:00.636 --> 00:01:01.819 Moving on. 00:01:01.819 --> 00:01:02.724 - [blonde hair] Oh my God. - [brunette] Oh. 00:01:02.724 --> 00:01:06.624 - That passage was obtuse, to use an SAT word. 00:01:06.624 --> 00:01:08.321 - Two wrong, eight right. 00:01:08.321 --> 00:01:10.515 - I only have four correct, it's very sad. 00:01:10.515 --> 00:01:12.511 - (laughing) I didn't even fill out the form properly 00:01:12.511 --> 00:01:13.904 because I'm missing one. 00:01:15.024 --> 00:01:17.684 - This is writing and language test. 00:01:17.684 --> 00:01:19.402 - Grammar Nerd Heaven. 00:01:19.402 --> 00:01:21.785 - People be oppressed and including the 00:01:21.785 --> 00:01:23.296 - Now, that's bad. 00:01:23.296 --> 00:01:24.051 - Included 00:01:24.051 --> 00:01:26.083 - So, Sarah wants to add more words, 00:01:26.083 --> 00:01:27.673 and I want to delete the whole thing. 00:01:27.673 --> 00:01:29.487 - I took me a minute to understand actually what they were 00:01:29.487 --> 00:01:30.765 asking the question. - [Dark Hair] Yeah, 00:01:30.765 --> 00:01:31.500 what are they asking? 00:01:31.500 --> 00:01:32.285 I don't understand. 00:01:32.285 --> 00:01:34.744 - As an adult, I've learned that if you don't use 00:01:34.744 --> 00:01:37.452 proper grammar, it makes you look really stupid. 00:01:37.452 --> 00:01:39.924 - We both got seven out of nine, we got the exact same ones. 00:01:39.924 --> 00:01:41.504 - A couple of them were tricky. 00:01:41.504 --> 00:01:43.558 - Four wrong, I'm never gonna live this down. 00:01:43.558 --> 00:01:45.718 - I got three wrong, so six right. 00:01:45.718 --> 00:01:48.561 - When you get in that testing environment, 00:01:48.561 --> 00:01:50.268 you start to second guess. 00:01:52.347 --> 00:01:53.885 - Math test, no calculator. 00:01:53.885 --> 00:01:54.837 - I'm sweating. 00:01:54.837 --> 00:01:57.350 - I'm having anxiety, just like looking at this. 00:01:57.350 --> 00:02:00.652 - I feel like I have to say, math is important kids, 00:02:00.652 --> 00:02:02.854 but it's really not. 00:02:02.854 --> 00:02:04.267 - Which of the following expressions is 00:02:04.267 --> 00:02:06.459 equal to zero for sum value of x? 00:02:06.459 --> 00:02:08.821 - I don't even know what the question is asking me. 00:02:08.821 --> 00:02:11.527 - Like the names of people I went to kindergarten with, 00:02:11.527 --> 00:02:15.624 I can recall, no problem, but what expression is equal 00:02:15.624 --> 00:02:17.349 to zero, for sum value of x? 00:02:17.349 --> 00:02:19.027 - What's the point of the 00:02:19.027 --> 00:02:21.558 - What ever happens, it becomes positive no matter what. 00:02:21.558 --> 00:02:23.914 - Literally, nothing you just said made sense to me. 00:02:23.914 --> 00:02:26.573 - Oh my God, I don't want to subject my children to this. 00:02:26.573 --> 00:02:30.404 - 10 divided by zero would be, 10, right. 00:02:30.404 --> 00:02:31.276 - No, I don't think so. 00:02:31.276 --> 00:02:33.145 - No, I got it wrong 'cause if I had gotten it right, 00:02:33.145 --> 00:02:34.769 the answer would be one half, 00:02:34.769 --> 00:02:36.001 but that's not a choice. 00:02:36.001 --> 00:02:37.456 - Do we have to divide the whole thing? 00:02:37.456 --> 00:02:38.971 Like do we - [Blonde] What, no. 00:02:38.971 --> 00:02:40.610 My brain, I cant. 00:02:40.610 --> 00:02:41.922 - No. 00:02:41.922 --> 00:02:43.036 - Five, out of six. 00:02:43.036 --> 00:02:44.267 - Two, out of six. 00:02:44.267 --> 00:02:47.553 - I got two legitimate answers right, 00:02:47.553 --> 00:02:50.078 then I got two right by guessing, 00:02:50.078 --> 00:02:51.717 for a total of four. 00:02:53.453 --> 00:02:55.687 - I'm trying to think of like a time after 00:02:55.687 --> 00:02:57.674 you get through college, when you really have to sit 00:02:57.674 --> 00:03:01.267 and be so focused, for so long. 00:03:01.267 --> 00:03:03.264 - It's horrible, it's so hard. 00:03:03.264 --> 00:03:07.130 I'm an adult now, math, and I don't use this, 00:03:07.130 --> 00:03:08.893 in my life, math. 00:03:08.893 --> 00:03:11.041 - I still don't like testing period 00:03:11.041 --> 00:03:12.697 - Never make me do that again.