WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.121 --> 00:00:02.087 - I'm a very slow typer. 00:00:02.087 --> 00:00:04.339 - That's part of why we're parents. (laughter) 00:00:08.768 --> 00:00:10.346 - There's a bunch of 'em. 00:00:12.036 --> 00:00:14.049 - It's making me very emojinal. 00:00:16.017 --> 00:00:17.330 - Is there a translator? 00:00:17.330 --> 00:00:19.604 - There's such a thing as too many options. 00:00:22.251 --> 00:00:23.941 - This might take a lot longer than I thought. 00:00:24.174 --> 00:00:26.069 - Young people do this, so that they could hide 00:00:26.069 --> 00:00:27.853 their conversations from their parents. 00:00:27.853 --> 00:00:30.147 - I don't know if I'm spelling this correctly. 00:00:31.735 --> 00:00:33.451 I know, I don't know. (laughter) 00:00:33.576 --> 00:00:35.318 - This is so stupid, I don't know how 00:00:35.318 --> 00:00:36.246 to communicate like this. 00:00:36.246 --> 00:00:37.872 - Okay, I'm sendin' it. 00:00:37.872 --> 00:00:40.917 - Okay, Sabrina sent me something with just two emojis. 00:00:41.668 --> 00:00:44.253 - A dog. - Oh, doggone. 00:00:44.587 --> 00:00:48.550 (laughter) There's an arrow. 00:00:48.979 --> 00:00:51.386 - (laughter) We've picked the same one. 00:00:51.386 --> 00:00:52.887 - Did you pick up the mail. - Yeah. 00:00:53.053 --> 00:00:55.171 - Okay, then look over with mine. 00:00:55.171 --> 00:00:57.058 - Okay. - Figure what mine is. 00:00:57.058 --> 00:00:58.392 - Oh God, I'm in trouble. 00:00:58.392 --> 00:01:00.061 - You're always coming home from running-- 00:01:00.061 --> 00:01:01.062 - All right, here's mine. 00:01:01.062 --> 00:01:02.812 - So I'm like, it's like this, hm, you're still running? 00:01:03.512 --> 00:01:05.150 - Fist? - No. 00:01:05.150 --> 00:01:06.819 - Man, you wrote it out long. 00:01:06.819 --> 00:01:09.460 - I can't see the emoji, it's so small. 00:01:09.460 --> 00:01:10.427 - This? - Do you know 00:01:10.427 --> 00:01:11.802 how small these are, over here? 00:01:11.802 --> 00:01:13.157 - Okay, now you are the opposite of me, 00:01:13.157 --> 00:01:14.993 when you have one, two, three, four, five, six, 00:01:14.993 --> 00:01:17.913 seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 emojis. 00:01:17.913 --> 00:01:19.081 - I'm an overachiever. 00:01:19.081 --> 00:01:20.499 - Is it a letter? - Uh huh. 00:01:20.499 --> 00:01:21.624 - So mail? 00:01:21.624 --> 00:01:23.751 - Uh huh, that was supposed to be, not a car, 00:01:23.751 --> 00:01:25.351 it was supposed to be a pickup. 00:01:25.351 --> 00:01:26.849 - Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. 00:01:26.849 --> 00:01:28.924 Hey, you lady going to the store in your minivan, 00:01:28.924 --> 00:01:30.341 buy me all these foods. 00:01:30.341 --> 00:01:31.927 - That's right. Are you going to the store? 00:01:31.927 --> 00:01:33.195 - There's a car. 00:01:33.195 --> 00:01:35.137 - Well, I couldn't find a pickup. 00:01:35.137 --> 00:01:36.347 - Well, how'm I supposed to. 00:01:36.347 --> 00:01:40.142 - I put the eggplant in there just to be sassy. (laughter) 00:01:40.143 --> 00:01:44.272 - I only have four characters, to your what, 12? 00:01:44.272 --> 00:01:45.440 - Plant in emoji stands-- - For eggplant? 00:01:45.440 --> 00:01:47.842 - for penis. - Does it? 00:01:47.842 --> 00:01:49.705 - Does it, really? (laughter) 00:01:49.705 --> 00:01:51.910 Oh my gosh, kids today are so dirty! 00:01:54.032 --> 00:01:55.200 - It was hard. 00:01:55.200 --> 00:01:57.995 - I'm better at it than I thought, that's my takeaway. 00:01:57.995 --> 00:01:59.704 - I don't know, I just don't get it. 00:01:59.704 --> 00:02:01.790 I mean, it makes sense on Instagram, when you're like 00:02:01.790 --> 00:02:04.033 tryin' to express an emotion, with an emoji. 00:02:04.033 --> 00:02:06.450 But, why would you like, try to communicate? 00:02:06.450 --> 00:02:07.921 - I don't think this is for me. 00:02:07.921 --> 00:02:09.297 - It's not for me either. 00:02:09.297 --> 00:02:11.967 - Maybe that's what emoji's really about, 00:02:11.967 --> 00:02:15.177 is helping us get closer to emotional communication, 00:02:15.177 --> 00:02:17.545 through brain implants.