WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.143 --> 00:00:01.792 - Get ready for that puke shot. 00:00:01.792 --> 00:00:04.141 (upbeat music) 00:00:07.411 --> 00:00:08.827 - I'm definitely not a nutritionist, 00:00:08.827 --> 00:00:11.149 but I care about what my kids eat and what I eat. 00:00:11.149 --> 00:00:12.984 - We get a calendar every month that lists 00:00:12.984 --> 00:00:15.886 the breakfast and lunch that she gets at school, 00:00:15.886 --> 00:00:17.744 and it looks good. 00:00:17.744 --> 00:00:20.066 - I remember the cafeteria lunches growing up 00:00:20.066 --> 00:00:23.526 being really bland and dry. 00:00:23.526 --> 00:00:25.151 - They tasted like cardboard. 00:00:25.151 --> 00:00:27.845 She's in the same school district as I was, so 00:00:27.845 --> 00:00:28.913 hoping they improved. 00:00:28.913 --> 00:00:30.352 - I'm sure it'll be some sort of combination of 00:00:30.352 --> 00:00:31.815 processed and heated foods 00:00:31.815 --> 00:00:34.184 and then maybe like a token vegetable or fruit. 00:00:34.184 --> 00:00:38.131 (upbeat music) 00:00:38.131 --> 00:00:39.733 This is a substance I'm not familiar with. 00:00:39.733 --> 00:00:41.428 Can somebody tell me what this is? 00:00:41.428 --> 00:00:42.102 - See? 00:00:42.102 --> 00:00:43.425 Blob. 00:00:43.425 --> 00:00:44.865 And it smells like nothing. 00:00:44.865 --> 00:00:45.492 - Nothing. 00:00:45.492 --> 00:00:46.630 Just tastes like beige. 00:00:46.630 --> 00:00:48.696 - Seriously, this is what they give at school? 00:00:48.696 --> 00:00:51.204 - It says fruits, grains, vegetables, protein, dairy. 00:00:51.204 --> 00:00:53.433 My only question is is if this is what we're 00:00:53.433 --> 00:00:55.755 supposed to be eating, does this chicken salad 00:00:55.755 --> 00:00:57.822 sandwich reflect that? 00:00:57.822 --> 00:01:00.673 (upbeat music) 00:01:02.373 --> 00:01:04.137 - I'm not excited about this. 00:01:04.137 --> 00:01:05.113 Not at all. 00:01:05.113 --> 00:01:07.249 - This is definitely like a microwaved moment 00:01:07.249 --> 00:01:08.410 right now, I can tell. 00:01:08.410 --> 00:01:10.244 - Oh, it's so gross. 00:01:10.244 --> 00:01:11.986 - This sandwich looks like a scrotum. 00:01:11.986 --> 00:01:13.913 - The meatballs look like they can bounce. 00:01:13.913 --> 00:01:15.887 - This tastes like it was prepared maybe a month ago. 00:01:15.887 --> 00:01:17.628 - I can plug my nose when I try it, right? 00:01:17.628 --> 00:01:19.885 - It bounced. 00:01:19.885 --> 00:01:21.367 - No one's seasoned this obviously. 00:01:21.367 --> 00:01:24.478 This is like tiny water balloons in my mouth right now. 00:01:24.478 --> 00:01:25.941 - It tastes a little dish watery. 00:01:25.941 --> 00:01:27.148 - Very sad corn. 00:01:27.148 --> 00:01:27.915 - Where did they find this? 00:01:27.915 --> 00:01:29.424 Did it fall off a truck or something? 00:01:29.424 --> 00:01:31.723 - I would probably just eat these. 00:01:31.723 --> 00:01:34.397 (upbeat music) 00:01:35.577 --> 00:01:38.015 It's like a shoelace posing as meat. 00:01:38.015 --> 00:01:38.898 - Very pliable. 00:01:38.898 --> 00:01:40.152 - Aren't they supposed to be orange? 00:01:40.152 --> 00:01:42.265 - Why can't I pierce it past a certain point? 00:01:42.265 --> 00:01:43.565 - Pretty bendy. 00:01:43.565 --> 00:01:44.563 - Is it really an egg? 00:01:44.563 --> 00:01:46.166 - That is disgusting. 00:01:46.166 --> 00:01:49.821 - I don't know what this ham meat is supposed to be. 00:01:49.821 --> 00:01:52.342 - I wouldn't give that to my dog. 00:01:52.342 --> 00:01:53.248 - How is that meat? 00:01:53.248 --> 00:01:54.014 That's rubber. 00:01:54.014 --> 00:01:56.475 - Almost a fifth of the entire day's sodium 00:01:56.475 --> 00:01:57.775 in this one packet. 00:01:57.775 --> 00:01:59.099 - That's so bad. 00:01:59.099 --> 00:02:02.210 How do children eat this? 00:02:02.210 --> 00:02:04.532 It was actually way worse than I thought it would be. 00:02:04.532 --> 00:02:05.995 - Everything felt a little rubbery. 00:02:05.995 --> 00:02:08.596 - I'm really worried that this is what I depend on 00:02:08.596 --> 00:02:10.407 while I'm away from her. 00:02:10.407 --> 00:02:12.381 - I just think about the kids who don't have access 00:02:12.381 --> 00:02:14.935 to meals and this is how they're gonna eat lunch, 00:02:14.935 --> 00:02:16.700 and I'm just kinda bummed out 00:02:16.700 --> 00:02:18.604 because this is what we're offering them, and I think 00:02:18.604 --> 00:02:21.112 we can do better, and we should do better. 00:02:21.112 --> 00:02:23.805 (peaceful music)