WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.133 --> 00:00:01.503 - This looks like the best taste test ever, 00:00:01.503 --> 00:00:03.129 cause they just asked what my favorite food was 00:00:03.129 --> 00:00:03.964 and I told them, 00:00:03.964 --> 00:00:05.724 and now I got it. 00:00:07.970 --> 00:00:09.264 What the (bleep) is that? 00:00:09.264 --> 00:00:14.146 (heavy instrumental music) 00:00:17.855 --> 00:00:20.281 - I've got ramen, fresh fruit, horchata. 00:00:20.281 --> 00:00:22.197 (bleep) fusion, bruh. 00:00:22.197 --> 00:00:24.403 This actually might not be that bad. 00:00:24.403 --> 00:00:26.493 "Ramchata," it's a "ramchata." 00:00:26.493 --> 00:00:29.198 Ramen and horchata together at last. 00:00:29.198 --> 00:00:30.162 Get in there. 00:00:30.162 --> 00:00:31.822 Smells delicious. 00:00:31.822 --> 00:00:34.504 I'm blaming the strawberries and the peaches. 00:00:34.504 --> 00:00:36.779 Is it weird how excited I am about this? 00:00:36.779 --> 00:00:38.463 I think this is gonna actually taste great. 00:00:38.463 --> 00:00:38.993 Let's see. 00:00:38.993 --> 00:00:42.511 (heavy instrumental music) 00:00:42.511 --> 00:00:43.752 No. 00:00:43.752 --> 00:00:45.507 (coughs) 00:00:45.507 --> 00:00:47.260 There's little chunks of mealy ramen in here. 00:00:47.260 --> 00:00:48.723 (bleep) devil's cocktail. 00:00:48.723 --> 00:00:50.267 Nine different things stuck in my teeth right now. 00:00:50.267 --> 00:00:52.554 That's the grossest combination you can make. 00:00:52.554 --> 00:00:53.808 It smells so good though. 00:00:53.808 --> 00:00:56.511 - It just smells like donuts and cheese. 00:00:56.511 --> 00:00:58.649 Why are you doing this to me? 00:00:58.649 --> 00:01:02.237 (blending) 00:01:02.237 --> 00:01:03.932 That's a terrible color. 00:01:03.932 --> 00:01:06.323 The chips don't really blend well. 00:01:06.323 --> 00:01:10.448 It's kind of just like a bunch of soggy chip crumbs. 00:01:11.533 --> 00:01:14.331 Surprisingly, not that disgusting. 00:01:14.331 --> 00:01:17.129 Kinda sweet and light and not that bad. 00:01:17.129 --> 00:01:18.464 I'm blown away. 00:01:18.464 --> 00:01:21.262 The burnt TV dinner, that's what we'll call it. 00:01:21.262 --> 00:01:22.841 Cause that's what it tastes like. 00:01:22.841 --> 00:01:23.909 I mean, I wouldn't make it, 00:01:23.909 --> 00:01:26.347 cause why would I put these things in a shake? 00:01:26.347 --> 00:01:27.926 - Mashed potatoes, beer, chicken, 00:01:27.926 --> 00:01:30.144 shrimp and cocktail sauce. 00:01:30.144 --> 00:01:31.804 None of this is gonna be good. 00:01:31.804 --> 00:01:33.847 Everybody knows, once you vomit a food, 00:01:33.847 --> 00:01:35.472 you never want to eat that food again. 00:01:35.472 --> 00:01:37.063 This is gonna taste like vomit. 00:01:37.063 --> 00:01:38.642 I don't want this to ruin my life. 00:01:38.642 --> 00:01:40.024 Let's do it. 00:01:40.024 --> 00:01:41.150 (blending) 00:01:41.150 --> 00:01:42.264 This is as white as me. 00:01:42.264 --> 00:01:44.533 It smells like, um. 00:01:44.533 --> 00:01:48.198 (gagging) 00:01:48.198 --> 00:01:50.578 A little bit like a chowder. 00:01:50.578 --> 00:01:51.867 I was trying to keep it under my tongue 00:01:51.867 --> 00:01:52.772 so I didn't taste it. 00:01:52.772 --> 00:01:53.910 It moves like wet sand. 00:01:53.910 --> 00:01:54.827 The more I smell it, 00:01:54.827 --> 00:01:56.035 the less I'm revolted by it. 00:01:56.035 --> 00:01:56.952 Now I'm starting to think 00:01:56.952 --> 00:01:58.368 I would like it if it was warm. 00:01:58.368 --> 00:02:00.328 (beep) 00:02:00.328 --> 00:02:02.046 Almost palatable. 00:02:02.046 --> 00:02:03.091 - We got some brie. 00:02:03.091 --> 00:02:04.635 Some sweet potato, which I love. 00:02:04.635 --> 00:02:05.506 Broccoli. 00:02:05.506 --> 00:02:06.628 Kale. 00:02:08.008 --> 00:02:09.970 This one might be good without the cheese. 00:02:09.970 --> 00:02:14.970 (blending and screaming) 00:02:16.019 --> 00:02:17.296 It's real bad. 00:02:17.296 --> 00:02:19.851 First of all, it's warm from the tea. 00:02:19.851 --> 00:02:21.023 These little guys on the broccoli, 00:02:21.023 --> 00:02:21.859 they don't blend. 00:02:21.859 --> 00:02:23.113 And then the cheese comes in again. 00:02:23.113 --> 00:02:25.316 It's turning back to solid. 00:02:26.358 --> 00:02:27.821 This is vomit. 00:02:27.821 --> 00:02:29.769 I think the name for it is vomit. 00:02:29.769 --> 00:02:31.281 - In theory, it should taste like awesomeness. 00:02:31.281 --> 00:02:33.567 But, I don't know. 00:02:33.567 --> 00:02:34.741 Let me talk myself. 00:02:34.741 --> 00:02:36.749 Do it, do it. 00:02:36.749 --> 00:02:38.836 (blending) 00:02:38.836 --> 00:02:40.462 Everything that has artificial pizza 00:02:40.462 --> 00:02:41.704 has like one smell, 00:02:41.704 --> 00:02:44.072 and it has that same smell. 00:02:44.072 --> 00:02:46.174 In honor of it looking like baby food, 00:02:46.174 --> 00:02:47.159 I'm gonna airplane it. 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:48.828 (airplane motor) 00:02:48.828 --> 00:02:49.712 I'm so scared. 00:02:49.712 --> 00:02:50.594 I'm so scared. 00:02:50.594 --> 00:02:51.384 I'm terrified. 00:02:51.384 --> 00:02:54.426 You've put much weirder things in your mouth before. 00:02:57.084 --> 00:02:58.350 That's actually really good. 00:02:58.350 --> 00:02:59.441 A pizza smoothie. 00:02:59.441 --> 00:03:00.927 This here, this is eatin'. 00:03:00.927 --> 00:03:01.937 If it was warmed up, I'm telling you, 00:03:01.937 --> 00:03:02.901 I would take this all down. 00:03:02.901 --> 00:03:04.445 It's like baby food. 00:03:04.445 --> 00:03:05.652 (train) 00:03:05.652 --> 00:03:06.488 If you want your baby to have 00:03:06.488 --> 00:03:07.982 childhood diabetes. 00:03:07.982 --> 00:03:12.982 (blending) 00:03:13.904 --> 00:03:14.821 Can I take this? 00:03:14.821 --> 00:03:15.955 This is not bad. 00:03:15.955 --> 00:03:17.831 This is not bad.