WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.087 --> 00:00:02.171 - Kids, don't try this at home. 00:00:03.047 --> 00:00:04.551 (heroic music) 00:00:10.385 --> 00:00:11.557 - Let's go. 00:00:11.557 --> 00:00:12.602 (squeals) 00:00:12.602 --> 00:00:14.019 (balloon squeaking) 00:00:14.019 --> 00:00:15.482 - You don't get in the Superbowl 00:00:15.482 --> 00:00:17.235 by not being in 10th. 00:00:17.235 --> 00:00:19.069 - I'm gonna take a note from Isaac 00:00:19.069 --> 00:00:20.729 and start building while I drink. 00:00:20.729 --> 00:00:22.691 - What are you doing? 00:00:22.691 --> 00:00:24.235 - Making mistakes, man. 00:00:24.235 --> 00:00:26.070 - They asked Picasso what he was doing. 00:00:26.070 --> 00:00:27.439 - Get outta my balloon idea! 00:00:27.439 --> 00:00:29.112 - You're just building a wizard's staff 00:00:29.112 --> 00:00:30.482 with a balloon that's losing air. 00:00:30.482 --> 00:00:31.410 (balloon pops) 00:00:31.410 --> 00:00:32.751 (screams and laughter) 00:00:33.662 --> 00:00:34.870 - You guys get outta here. 00:00:34.870 --> 00:00:36.251 - That's so good! 00:00:36.251 --> 00:00:38.086 I mean it sucks mine's way better. 00:00:38.086 --> 00:00:39.258 (laughter) 00:00:39.258 --> 00:00:40.628 I'm double tasking. 00:00:40.628 --> 00:00:41.929 - You're double tasking? 00:00:41.929 --> 00:00:43.008 Is that what it's called? 00:00:43.008 --> 00:00:44.634 Double tasking? 00:00:45.944 --> 00:00:46.542 (balloon pops) 00:00:46.542 --> 00:00:48.042 - Oh, yes! 00:00:48.042 --> 00:00:49.436 (cheering) 00:00:50.536 --> 00:00:52.438 That baby is what we call payback! 00:00:53.105 --> 00:00:54.428 - How much time do we have left? 00:00:54.428 --> 00:00:56.019 - You guys are a mess and I'm fucking cleaning up. 00:00:56.019 --> 00:00:57.273 - 90 seconds? 00:00:57.273 --> 00:00:58.097 Give me another balloon! 00:00:58.097 --> 00:00:59.857 - Nooooooooo! 00:01:00.895 --> 00:01:01.940 - Oh my God I can't believe 00:01:01.940 --> 00:01:03.066 I pulled it out in the end. 00:01:03.066 --> 00:01:04.448 (grumbling) 00:01:04.448 --> 00:01:05.737 How's that cowboy? 00:01:05.737 --> 00:01:07.234 Like my burps? 00:01:07.234 --> 00:01:09.521 - Oh man, I can smell your burps. 00:01:09.521 --> 00:01:10.288 - What's wrong? 00:01:10.288 --> 00:01:12.076 - I had the best thing going. 00:01:12.076 --> 00:01:13.283 - You really did. 00:01:13.283 --> 00:01:14.443 - I'm a Goddamned fiend. 00:01:14.443 --> 00:01:15.872 - Ok you know what this looks like 00:01:15.872 --> 00:01:18.456 a fucking mountain. 00:01:19.251 --> 00:01:20.737 (people counting down from 10) 00:01:20.737 --> 00:01:22.177 Noo boooo! 00:01:23.092 --> 00:01:24.961 Sorry I booed you, it's not your fault. 00:01:24.961 --> 00:01:25.792 - Yes! 00:01:25.792 --> 00:01:26.392 (screaming) 00:01:26.392 --> 00:01:27.583 - Oh baby! 00:01:30.307 --> 00:01:31.759 - I had the most amazing trophy, 00:01:31.759 --> 00:01:34.684 of all time I'm pretty sure. 00:01:34.684 --> 00:01:36.263 Except it popped 00:01:36.263 --> 00:01:37.691 because I got too aggressive 00:01:37.691 --> 00:01:40.315 and tried to put hair on it. 00:01:40.315 --> 00:01:41.778 I don't know, I'm okay with finishing 00:01:41.778 --> 00:01:43.822 four in the 15 minutes. 00:01:43.822 --> 00:01:45.366 Proud of it. 00:01:45.366 --> 00:01:48.692 My parents won't be proud, but I'm proud. 00:01:49.371 --> 00:01:51.531 I made this nice cowboy 00:01:51.531 --> 00:01:52.738 and I was gonna make him 00:01:52.738 --> 00:01:54.410 a nice mountain to stand on. 00:01:54.410 --> 00:01:56.116 I only finished two and a half beers 00:01:56.116 --> 00:01:58.003 and I'm like this, so that's... 00:01:59.298 --> 00:02:00.296 - I was really stoked, 00:02:00.296 --> 00:02:02.711 these guys went straight for the beer, 00:02:02.711 --> 00:02:03.791 I had a strategy, I was gonna 00:02:03.791 --> 00:02:05.335 blow my balloon up first. 00:02:05.335 --> 00:02:07.924 The first one kind of ran away from me 00:02:07.924 --> 00:02:09.723 the second one popped. 00:02:09.723 --> 00:02:11.465 I was really proud of this one, 00:02:11.465 --> 00:02:14.350 this third one was gonna be nice. 00:02:15.261 --> 00:02:16.596 It was gonna be the good one. 00:02:16.596 --> 00:02:17.436 - What does it say? 00:02:17.436 --> 00:02:17.978 - Nice. 00:02:19.148 --> 00:02:21.526 - And I like that my failures are just jokes to you, 00:02:21.526 --> 00:02:23.355 you bastards. 00:02:23.511 --> 00:02:25.067 - I feel like I wanna budge your trophies. 00:02:26.577 --> 00:02:28.984 Here they're all around me.