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- I'm like, why am I giving
birth to the green goblin?

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- For Halloween this year,

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Burger king has decided to
make a Whopper with a black bun

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and we're here today to try it out.

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- I've heard that the Halloween Whopper

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makes your poop turn green.

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- Part of being young
and you know, having fun.

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It's just eating things and seeing

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what they do to your poop.

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- I'm gonna unwrap this.

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- Look at that.

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- Oh there she is.

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- This is like, dark.

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This is obsidian as (beep).

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- It looks like they took a hockey puck

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and cut it in half, and then
stuck sesame seeds on it.

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- It's smells like a normal cheeseburger.

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Just, I don't know, it's black,

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it's weird.

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It looks like it's rotten
but it feels alright.

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- Here we go.

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- It's fine, it's not like amazing,

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it's not terrible.

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- Tastes like a cheeseburger.

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- I feel like it kinda like enhances

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their whole char broiled thing.

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- It tastes a little odd,

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it tastes like there's some weird,

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there's something weird going on here.

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- Big fan right here,

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this is good stuff.

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- Burger King, is this a ploy

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to get more black people
to come to your restaurant?

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Okay.

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- The green poop aspect definitely made me

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wanna try this more
because I'm a sick weirdo.

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- I am not so nervous about
how it's gonna come out,

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I'm actually kind of excited to see.

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- I'm kinda concerned about
my poop turning green,

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but that's a future me problem

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so we'll get there when that happens.

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- Woke up this morning,

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went to my bathroom, sat down,

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did my business, and it was very green.

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Like highlighter green.

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- The poop happened.

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- My poop was green.

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- It's such an unnatural color,

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it like looks like a joke.

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- I would say it was kind of like

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an olive green bordering on emerald.

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- I think it was like
underwhelming a little bit.

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- It's literally this color.

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- I think life would be better not only

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if everyone pooped green,
but if people pooped

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different colors based on what they ate.

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- I would definitely eat it again.

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- That was this morning, so we'll see

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what this afternoon and
this evening has in for me.

