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(laughing)

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(mumbling)

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(upbeat jazz music)

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- I have no idea what King
Cake is, but I assume it's

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luxurious as fuck, because
its named after a king.

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- I thought we were
eating king crab cakes.

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I legit, I thought there was crab here.

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- It's like a cake shaped like a baby.

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- And each kid gets a piece, and the kid

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that finds the king inside of it,

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it's like they win.
- [Male] It's like a game.

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(classical music playing)

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- Fiddle dee dee, King
Cake, oh fuck (mumbles).

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- Oh my God.

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(classical music playing)

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(mumbling)

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- What is that?

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Why is that there?

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(classical music playing)

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- What is that?

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- It's giving birth.

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- What is that?

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- Oh my God, here she comes.

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Oh my God.

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- What is that?

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- It's a boy.

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- There's a naked toddler
who's trying to get a hug.

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You know what?
- [Lady] The cake was

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pregnant oh my God.

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- Do I knight you?

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- Is that how it goes with this?

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- Does this make me the mother?

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- I think so.

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- Don't talk about me
eating near Jesus' crotch.

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- Holy fuck, that's sugary.

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- New Orleans people don't fuck around

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because this is literally
icing and sugar on top.

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- I'm just gonna say it.

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- Oh I love it.

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- This cake done a little heavy.

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- It's like a sugar scrub
while you're eating it.

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- It tastes like a
congealed Cinnabon sprinkled

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with a pound and a half
of sugar in every bite.

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- The whole experience of texture.

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- And almost dying.

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(laughter)

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I don't know how we're
just getting past it.

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- [Female] Great cake.
- Great cake.

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- I do feel like we've experienced

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a little bit of Mardi Gras.

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- I think if I go to New
Orleans for Mardi Gras,

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I'm going to be more excited
about the cake than the boobs.

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- My first rule as King of this cake,

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is that I get to eat the rest of

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the cake, A, and I get pancakes.