WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.962 - I'm trying to give you some options for your ending. 00:00:02.962 --> 00:00:05.046 I hate sushi. 00:00:13.852 --> 00:00:15.988 - It is definitely a food I could eat every day, 00:00:15.988 --> 00:00:17.126 no problem. 00:00:17.126 --> 00:00:19.122 - Juice vendors at the mall, when they're like 00:00:19.122 --> 00:00:20.167 "free smoothie?" 00:00:20.167 --> 00:00:22.118 Always, yes, you take the smoothie. 00:00:22.118 --> 00:00:25.693 - This is nigiri sushi, it's a type of sushi. 00:00:25.693 --> 00:00:28.108 - Also, Louise is out sick today, so I get to eat 00:00:28.108 --> 00:00:29.548 his burrito. 00:00:29.548 --> 00:00:31.057 Five days of this, no problem. 00:00:31.057 --> 00:00:32.984 Five months, no problem. 00:00:32.984 --> 00:00:34.006 Maybe five years. 00:00:34.006 --> 00:00:36.304 - You can't take sushi from an Asian man. 00:00:36.304 --> 00:00:37.674 - You can take smoothie from a white girl. 00:00:37.674 --> 00:00:39.067 I got this smoothie, 00:00:39.067 --> 00:00:41.645 and then I brought this smoothie from home. 00:00:41.645 --> 00:00:44.617 But a burrito every day, I feel like he's going to start 00:00:44.617 --> 00:00:45.615 feeling really ill. 00:00:45.615 --> 00:00:46.172 - Happy! 00:00:46.172 --> 00:00:47.241 This shit's expensive. 00:00:47.241 --> 00:00:48.053 - Yeah, I'm on a budget. 00:00:48.053 --> 00:00:50.493 Damn good. - This is great, Louise! 00:00:50.493 --> 00:00:51.260 - Day two! 00:00:51.260 --> 00:00:53.233 - Louise is sick again, so we are eating his-- 00:00:53.233 --> 00:00:54.557 oh, you're eating the whole thing? 00:00:54.557 --> 00:00:55.315 - He's eating the whole thing. 00:00:55.315 --> 00:00:55.991 - I'm sorry. 00:00:55.991 --> 00:00:56.708 - Can I have a sip of it? 00:00:56.708 --> 00:00:57.195 - No. 00:00:57.195 --> 00:00:58.473 - Can I just please have a sip? 00:00:58.473 --> 00:00:59.169 - No. 00:00:59.169 --> 00:01:00.005 - I'm good. 00:01:00.005 --> 00:01:00.794 - I'm good. 00:01:00.794 --> 00:01:02.592 - I'm gonna do this all the time. 00:01:02.592 --> 00:01:04.496 Whoa, who is this? 00:01:04.496 --> 00:01:05.656 - Look who decided to show up! 00:01:05.656 --> 00:01:07.328 We were just so sure you weren't going to be here 00:01:07.328 --> 00:01:09.279 that Kyle just got the shitty burrito. 00:01:09.279 --> 00:01:10.927 - Is it making you feel any better? 00:01:10.927 --> 00:01:11.554 - No. 00:01:11.554 --> 00:01:15.060 - It's kind of stupid to think that you could become 00:01:15.060 --> 00:01:16.314 sick of sushi. 00:01:16.314 --> 00:01:18.798 - You know how much my student loan bill is every month? 00:01:18.798 --> 00:01:20.702 This could be leaking out of my eyeballs 00:01:20.702 --> 00:01:22.003 and I still wouldn't complain. 00:01:22.003 --> 00:01:25.114 - I mean appetizing, not really, but it's free, so like-- 00:01:25.114 --> 00:01:26.112 - You're gonna eat it. 00:01:26.112 --> 00:01:28.005 - I'm gonna eat it. 00:01:28.005 --> 00:01:30.581 - Day four! 00:01:30.581 --> 00:01:31.695 Let's talk about your poops. 00:01:31.695 --> 00:01:33.738 - I've got a feeling there's gonna be some poops. 00:01:33.738 --> 00:01:35.642 - I have like an iron stomach, so it takes a lot 00:01:35.642 --> 00:01:37.615 to really, like, make my poops weird. 00:01:37.615 --> 00:01:39.717 - It's been an emotional journey. 00:01:39.717 --> 00:01:41.981 - What journey? You haven't been here! 00:01:43.050 --> 00:01:43.700 It is-- 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:45.163 - Day five! 00:01:45.163 --> 00:01:48.623 - The wow factor is a little bit like, dull. 00:01:48.623 --> 00:01:50.805 - Yeah, the wow factor is gone, 00:01:50.805 --> 00:01:52.338 but I'm still happy with it. 00:01:52.338 --> 00:01:54.381 - I have no problem with breakfast burritos. 00:01:54.381 --> 00:01:56.564 - I feel like the goal of this video was to have us 00:01:56.564 --> 00:01:58.259 be sick of our favorite food, but, you know, 00:01:58.259 --> 00:01:59.791 there's people starving out there. 00:01:59.791 --> 00:02:01.393 That's not this kind of video. 00:02:01.393 --> 00:02:02.461 We're grateful. 00:02:02.461 --> 00:02:03.715 - I could go on. 00:02:03.715 --> 00:02:05.828 - Yeah, I could do this every day forever. 00:02:05.828 --> 00:02:07.291 I have to burp, will you pat my back? 00:02:07.291 --> 00:02:08.141 - By the way, so was your-- 00:02:08.141 --> 00:02:09.005 (belches) 00:02:09.005 --> 00:02:11.103 Whoa! 00:02:11.103 --> 00:02:12.859 - Oh my God, I smell that.