WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.170 --> 00:00:01.390 - I'm starting to get nauseous 00:00:01.390 --> 00:00:03.010 and I'm starting to feel lost. 00:00:03.010 --> 00:00:04.300 And I forget what time we got here 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:05.970 - Let's just set up camp here. 00:00:05.970 --> 00:00:07.570 (lively rag time music playing) 00:00:13.690 --> 00:00:14.900 - I know that it is Swedish. 00:00:14.900 --> 00:00:16.610 - I imagine it's gotta be pretty big. 00:00:16.610 --> 00:00:17.900 - If there's one thing I was raised to do, 00:00:17.900 --> 00:00:19.480 it's to hunt a good deal. 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:21.150 So if the deals are good, I'm gonna love it. 00:00:21.150 --> 00:00:23.540 - It's supposed to be a sort of a circus, 00:00:23.540 --> 00:00:26.470 and I really enjoy shopping and circuses, so... 00:00:26.940 --> 00:00:28.110 (lively rag time music playing) 00:00:30.152 --> 00:00:31.580 - It looks like a 90's roller coaster. 00:00:31.580 --> 00:00:32.790 (lively rag time music playing) 00:00:32.790 --> 00:00:34.402 - There's a challenge? 00:00:34.402 --> 00:00:35.900 Find the cheapest desk 00:00:35.900 --> 00:00:37.370 - The best couch. 00:00:37.370 --> 00:00:40.020 - And pasta and everything to make pasta. 00:00:40.020 --> 00:00:42.510 - Ooh, look at their tasteful use of crates. 00:00:42.510 --> 00:00:44.760 - This is what happens when Pac-Man dies. 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:47.720 You skin him and you make him into these. 00:00:48.760 --> 00:00:51.150 - Help, I'm trapped in an IKEA shower. 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:57.133 - This chair can withstand even the slowest (beeping). 00:00:57.133 --> 00:00:59.810 - So, we've lost Katie in the depths of IKEA. 00:00:59.810 --> 00:01:00.932 - She could be anywhere. 00:01:00.932 --> 00:01:03.120 - We're gonna have to backtrack to find her. 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:06.730 - Bed number one, bed number two, bed number three. 00:01:07.790 --> 00:01:09.070 Let's chase some birds! 00:01:09.070 --> 00:01:10.120 - There she is. 00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:11.620 - Best one, found the best mattress. 00:01:11.620 --> 00:01:12.833 Found it. 00:01:13.073 --> 00:01:15.790 - You think, like, we can haggle? 00:01:16.230 --> 00:01:17.420 - We haven't seen light in hours. 00:01:17.420 --> 00:01:19.040 We don't know how long it's been. 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:21.830 I just wanna, like, spend money now. 00:01:22.150 --> 00:01:23.610 (lively rag time music playing) 00:01:25.260 --> 00:01:27.420 - When I started I was very excited, cuz I love shopping. 00:01:27.420 --> 00:01:29.002 - We were like little ants, 00:01:29.002 --> 00:01:31.140 finding our way through the ant tunnel, 00:01:31.140 --> 00:01:33.010 - And then immediately when we got upstairs, 00:01:33.010 --> 00:01:34.310 I found salad spinners. 00:01:34.310 --> 00:01:36.263 This is step one on my pasta journey. 00:01:36.263 --> 00:01:38.810 Because I always use my salad spinner as my strainer. 00:01:38.810 --> 00:01:40.680 - Things were laid out very cute, 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:41.940 but then you get a couple rooms deep 00:01:41.940 --> 00:01:43.770 and you realize that you're just in this apartment 00:01:43.770 --> 00:01:45.180 that goes on forever. 00:01:45.180 --> 00:01:46.780 - And then eventually we found the map. 00:01:46.780 --> 00:01:47.780 We realized when we got to this map, 00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:49.200 this place was (beeping) huge. 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:51.420 - You keep going along a path, 00:01:51.420 --> 00:01:53.580 but it's not really clear where it's going. 00:01:53.580 --> 00:01:56.040 And like the deeper you go, the creepier it got 00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:58.760 with, like, people's clothes being there. 00:01:58.760 --> 00:02:00.412 I can't take any of it off. 00:02:01.082 --> 00:02:02.750 Joke's on you, I'm takin' these. 00:02:02.750 --> 00:02:05.300 - There were probably more comfortable couches 00:02:05.300 --> 00:02:06.420 than the one I picked, 00:02:06.420 --> 00:02:08.050 but I liked how mine looked. 00:02:08.050 --> 00:02:10.500 This is the couch I picked, the URKSA. 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:12.810 Cuz I love the orange color of it 00:02:12.810 --> 00:02:15.890 and the name reminds me of Steve Urkle's girlfriend. 00:02:15.890 --> 00:02:17.560 - The next one was the cheapest desk, 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:21.690 which I think I found because I found a laptop table. 00:02:21.690 --> 00:02:25.250 40 dollars, 40 dollars is the cheapest desk easily. 00:02:25.250 --> 00:02:27.490 - We finally reached the middle of the store, 00:02:27.490 --> 00:02:28.710 we were exhausted, we thought 00:02:28.710 --> 00:02:29.940 this must be the end of the store. 00:02:29.940 --> 00:02:31.830 It was actually only the half way point. 00:02:31.830 --> 00:02:35.360 But this was where they had the famous IKEA food. 00:02:35.360 --> 00:02:39.080 Which, to their credit, that food is really cheap. 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:43.050 - And so then, we had to make it out through another 00:02:43.050 --> 00:02:45.290 half of the store, which then became 00:02:45.290 --> 00:02:48.940 tiny little plates, and candles, and lamps, and stuff. 00:02:48.940 --> 00:02:50.260 - Wait, now grab a cart. 00:02:50.260 --> 00:02:52.120 - I won't have to sleep on that couch anymore. 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:53.350 - Why are we grabbing a cart? 00:02:53.350 --> 00:02:55.350 - Wait, are we only now at the part where you buy stuff? 00:02:55.350 --> 00:02:56.380 - That was initially confusing, 00:02:56.380 --> 00:02:58.690 because I started to look for pasta stuff right away, 00:02:58.690 --> 00:02:59.850 and it was sort of scattered 00:02:59.850 --> 00:03:01.520 throughout the different kitchens. 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:02.770 There's no bowls. 00:03:02.770 --> 00:03:04.150 Where do we... 00:03:04.150 --> 00:03:05.182 What do we have? 00:03:05.182 --> 00:03:07.970 - We're gonna have to turn into a new location for bowls. 00:03:07.970 --> 00:03:10.010 - All of a sudden, we go down to this marketplace, 00:03:10.010 --> 00:03:11.790 and now there it all is. 00:03:11.790 --> 00:03:15.870 Pasta, (clapping) four bowls, 00:03:15.870 --> 00:03:18.000 some forks, strainer, pot. 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:19.250 Nailed it! 00:03:19.250 --> 00:03:21.920 The marketplace was a weird purgatory. 00:03:21.920 --> 00:03:23.750 - But this is the area where I started getting 00:03:23.750 --> 00:03:25.290 pretty impressed with the prices. 00:03:25.290 --> 00:03:26.202 - You got three bucks? 00:03:26.202 --> 00:03:27.890 I got a lamp for you. 00:03:28.440 --> 00:03:29.910 And so after you make it through all the store parts, 00:03:29.910 --> 00:03:31.420 then you go to the warehouse. 00:03:31.420 --> 00:03:32.800 - It was like a Home Depot 00:03:32.800 --> 00:03:34.500 but there was nobody there to help you. 00:03:34.500 --> 00:03:35.990 - Do we have to build them? 00:03:35.990 --> 00:03:37.970 And set up a display for whole new set of customers? 00:03:37.970 --> 00:03:38.800 - Oh wait, wait, wait. 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:40.480 Do we get to use the forklift? 00:03:40.480 --> 00:03:41.270 - Do we work here now? 00:03:41.270 --> 00:03:42.230 They had these computers 00:03:42.230 --> 00:03:43.690 where you look up a numbering system 00:03:43.690 --> 00:03:45.110 to find the thing that you're looking for. 00:03:45.110 --> 00:03:47.110 EKTORP, EKTORP. I found it. 00:03:47.110 --> 00:03:49.480 The numbering system has nothing to do with the order 00:03:49.480 --> 00:03:52.160 that they're actually placed in along the walls. 00:03:52.160 --> 00:03:54.030 So, then I just had to look for the name, 00:03:54.030 --> 00:03:54.860 and Katie made fun of me 00:03:54.860 --> 00:03:56.780 for even trying to use the number system. 00:03:56.780 --> 00:03:57.280 - What can I say? 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:59.610 I went in, looked for my couch, found it. 00:03:59.610 --> 00:04:00.260 I won! 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:06.940 - I would say IKEA actually exceeded my expectations 00:04:06.940 --> 00:04:09.950 because I didn't think it would be so big. 00:04:09.950 --> 00:04:13.220 - The idea of going back now, is terrible. 00:04:13.220 --> 00:04:14.170 I don't wanna go back. 00:04:14.170 --> 00:04:16.230 But those prices were so low. 00:04:16.230 --> 00:04:19.080 - I bought a memory foam pillow for 13 bucks. 00:04:19.080 --> 00:04:20.720 - I would probably go back. 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:22.470 - It was an emotional roller coaster. 00:04:22.470 --> 00:04:24.310 I think people say, like, if you want 00:04:24.310 --> 00:04:28.000 a relationship to last, you should travel together. 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:29.990 But I think what they mean to say is, 00:04:29.990 --> 00:04:31.290 if you want a relationship to last 00:04:31.290 --> 00:04:33.580 you should travel to IKEA together. 00:04:33.580 --> 00:04:35.842 - [Voiceover] Restrooms may be located near the restroom, 00:04:35.842 --> 00:04:38.750 but there's toilets right here. 00:04:38.750 --> 00:04:41.850 - So, Danion what are you doing to the bathroom? 00:04:41.850 --> 00:04:43.812 - What does anyone do in the bathroom? 00:04:43.812 --> 00:04:45.582 It's private business.