WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.331 --> 00:00:01.414 - Ow, ow, ow. 00:00:04.339 --> 00:00:05.172 Hi, kitty. 00:00:06.056 --> 00:00:09.421 (kitten meowing) 00:00:09.421 --> 00:00:10.818 - I've never met a kitten before, 00:00:10.818 --> 00:00:13.940 probably because my family wasn't a pet family growing up. 00:00:13.940 --> 00:00:15.766 - I have never met a kitten before. 00:00:15.766 --> 00:00:19.007 I know of cats, but I've never met a kitten. 00:00:19.007 --> 00:00:20.528 - I'm very much a dog person, 00:00:20.528 --> 00:00:23.953 and most of the people in my life have puppies, not kittens. 00:00:23.953 --> 00:00:25.576 - I think my heart would be broken if the kitten 00:00:25.576 --> 00:00:27.006 wasn't interested in me at all. 00:00:27.006 --> 00:00:30.259 - I'm looking for some really good kitten action. 00:00:30.259 --> 00:00:33.592 (lively music) 00:00:33.592 --> 00:00:35.509 - Oh god, it's so tiny. 00:00:37.112 --> 00:00:38.822 - It's so little. 00:00:38.822 --> 00:00:39.655 Hi kitten. 00:00:40.670 --> 00:00:42.288 - How cute are you? 00:00:42.288 --> 00:00:43.981 (squeals) 00:00:43.981 --> 00:00:45.752 - Do we know it's name, his name, her? 00:00:45.752 --> 00:00:46.585 Her name? 00:00:48.030 --> 00:00:49.366 - [Voiceover] I don't know how you can tell. 00:00:49.366 --> 00:00:50.590 - I don't know, kitty. 00:00:50.590 --> 00:00:52.190 - I think I might be bad at holding kittens. 00:00:52.190 --> 00:00:53.979 - Is there a way that you're supposed to pet them? 00:00:53.979 --> 00:00:55.409 Like, oh. 00:00:55.409 --> 00:00:56.688 I'm sorry. 00:00:56.688 --> 00:00:58.928 (imitates purring) 00:00:58.928 --> 00:01:00.737 - You're supposed to do that. 00:01:00.737 --> 00:01:02.846 - Yeah, kittens are way more wiggly than I thought. 00:01:02.846 --> 00:01:04.578 They do not like to be held. 00:01:04.578 --> 00:01:06.702 - I'm gonna hold it so it doesn't run away. 00:01:06.702 --> 00:01:09.035 - Aww, its paws are so soft. 00:01:10.332 --> 00:01:12.837 The little pads on the feet. 00:01:12.837 --> 00:01:13.891 - Do they pee on you? 00:01:13.891 --> 00:01:15.157 Will he bite me if I touch him? 00:01:15.157 --> 00:01:16.158 Am I holding him right? 00:01:16.158 --> 00:01:17.676 It's like a ba, this is like the same way 00:01:17.676 --> 00:01:19.332 I feel about human babies. 00:01:19.332 --> 00:01:20.799 I don't know how to hold them. 00:01:20.799 --> 00:01:22.517 - It's so much better than a cat, 00:01:22.517 --> 00:01:26.051 'cause the cat will run away sometimes 'cause they're jerks, 00:01:26.051 --> 00:01:28.440 but kittens, they can't do anything, look, I can, 00:01:28.440 --> 00:01:30.156 I got a kitten on my head. 00:01:30.156 --> 00:01:33.077 - They're so cute, dude, like I would hold kittens all day. 00:01:33.077 --> 00:01:34.744 - Duncan, come here. 00:01:36.965 --> 00:01:38.869 This was my nightmare. 00:01:38.869 --> 00:01:41.108 The cat would just run away. 00:01:41.108 --> 00:01:42.389 Love me back. 00:01:42.389 --> 00:01:43.974 - Aww, it's falling asleep. 00:01:43.974 --> 00:01:45.214 It loves me. 00:01:45.214 --> 00:01:47.095 I like it, I like kittens. 00:01:47.095 --> 00:01:49.149 - I think cats are just a little bit more cranky, 00:01:49.149 --> 00:01:51.295 and I thought kittens would be like really cute 00:01:51.295 --> 00:01:53.419 and amazing and he's so cute and adorable, 00:01:53.419 --> 00:01:56.226 but like, I don't know how to play with it still. 00:01:56.226 --> 00:01:57.936 - It was better than expected, wigglier. 00:01:57.936 --> 00:02:01.270 - As long as it doesn't grow up to be a cat, 00:02:01.270 --> 00:02:02.455 I like kittens. 00:02:02.455 --> 00:02:04.735 - You guys, I wanna take back everything I just said. 00:02:04.735 --> 00:02:06.107 I know I said I didn't like it as much, 00:02:06.107 --> 00:02:07.498 but now this is great. 00:02:07.498 --> 00:02:11.665 - I don't have anything negative to say about kittens. 00:02:14.898 --> 00:02:16.855 Why does anyone grow up, you know? 00:02:16.855 --> 00:02:18.713 Let's just all be kittens and puppies.