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- One of these has gotta be dog food.

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- They all look like earthquake food.

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- I spin the cans and when it lands

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on the red on, I eat that?

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- Oh no.

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(laughing)

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(cans crashing)

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- Corn, peas, corn.

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- Oh, I don't want any of the small ones.

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- Oh shit, the small one.

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- It sounds gelatinous.

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- Best by September 2018, so we're good.

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- Oh god.

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- You didn't tell me (laughing).

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- I think it's dog food.

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- Ew, I hear it.

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- I'm so nervous.

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- I don't think I like that.

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- Doesn't smell that
bad; it could be corn.

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- There you are.

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- No.

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- Ew, ew, what is that?

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- It's not hot dogs.

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- It's some sort of animal food.

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- It's not corn.

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- Peaches.

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- I don't want anymore.

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- I have to eat the whole thing?

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- No, I can't do that.

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- No, I don't; I'm lactose intolerant.

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I'm not eating the whole
can of condensed milk.

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- How weird; what a mindfuck.