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- It's like a cat.

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It'll just walk all over
you and not give any shits.

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(upbeat music)

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- Why is that moving?

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- Where are they?
- In here?

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- Open this door right here?

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- Oh shit!

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(laughing)

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- Oh my God!

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Hello!

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- No, no, no, no!

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Oh there's something else in there!

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Oh shit, it's a tail!
(laughing)

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Eww, they're gross!
- Oh, I think they're

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kinda cute!

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- What are you eating?

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Cheers!

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- How do you hold this?

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- What's up?

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- I've got like, 50 Shades
of Grey happening here.

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Hello!

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Hello, friend!

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(grunting)

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- No way!

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- If I knew one as a baby
and we were best friends,

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then I could see this being a pet for me.

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- I feel like a serial killer.

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"Hey everybody.

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"Wanna come see something cute?"

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- Rats are like, misunderstood.

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- Now these two are sleeping
on top of each other.

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Do you like being under a butt?

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- I feel like a pirate with
a parrot on my shoulder.

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- Wait, ew its tail!

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(grunting) Oh my God, his
tail is going in my mouth!

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- I'm done.

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- How come these are
different from sewer rats?

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- Now we know they are just
little, perfect babies!

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- Do I look couture?

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Does it look couture?

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I'm like weirdly okay with this.

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We're best friends now.

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See?

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What's it doing?

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It's going in my shirt!

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Cleo, I swear to God if you
poop in my hair right now!

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- It's here! It's here.

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- [All] It's here!

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- It's here!
- It's here!

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- It's here.
- Get it!

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- Get it!
- Get it!

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- There!
- There!

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- I think they got it. Get it!

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- Get it!
- Yeah, you get it.

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- It's here!