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- I lost 32 followers on Facebook.

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This might be my biggest
challenge I've ever had.

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- I'm super super nervous.

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- I'd just like to tell everybody

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that I love them and I
hope I get through this.

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Would Donald Trump really be that bad?

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- I'm not usually one for
bets, but if I was going

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to put money down, I'd bet on Trump.

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- The one candidate
that seems least likely

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to pander to outside groups is Trump.

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- That was pretty good.

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(click)

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(laughter)

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- Post.

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(laughter)

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- It's loading.

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- Oh.

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- Oh it's up!

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- I hate this.

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(laughter)

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- No way this comment, "Is
this a hostage situation?".

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- I lost four followers.

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- [Voiceover] No you didn't.

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- Yea I did, I swear to God.

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- Yours is so long.

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- Oh wait, I got one I got one.

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- Awww.

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- Awwww, no!

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- It's been 15 minutes.

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(laughter)

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- So I've lost eight Facebook followers.

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- So far I've lost six Facebook followers.

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- You're not going to believe it,

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but I'm actually gaining followers.

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- So far I've lost 14 followers.

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I got 13 likes on status though.

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- I just got a frantic
text message from one

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of my friends demanding answers.

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- I just got a text from my girlfriend

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because our friend texted her asking

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if I was serious or not.

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I'm starting to legitimately feel bad.

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- Each time I get a Facebook
notification I just cringe.

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- This was a bad idea.

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- By the end of the day
I was down 31 followers.

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- I lost 32 followers.

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- There are people in
this world that think

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I will vote for Donald Trump.

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- A surprising number of
my friends like the status.

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- A few people called me out for trolling

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and then I started to get like,

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people I haven't spoken to since college.

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Most of them were angry at me.

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- A lot of people yelled at me.

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Other people yelled at other people.

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It was a typical Facebook argument.

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- I would like to apologize
to my Facebook followers.

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- That's true.

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- I'm sorry I deceived you.

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- I'm sorry that I did something
that wasn't really funny.

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