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(laughing)

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- That's a real dirty grandma.

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That's a real dirty grandma.

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- That is the most
diabolical Christmas card

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I've ever read in my life.

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- That was, like, mean, Grandma.

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But, I mean, maybe she
made you better for it.

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No, you're too young for that.

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- Yeah, brutal.

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- Hmmm.

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(laughing)

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- I was like, "Oh, my kid's gonna win."

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Right? 'Cause, yeah. This is not good.

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- She means that instead of
having vaginal intercourse,

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she would swallow the semen,

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so she wouldn't get pregnant again.

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That's what she means.

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(swooshing)

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(squeaking)