WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:06.947 - [Voiceover] Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massage. 00:00:06.947 --> 00:00:08.015 - Ew. 00:00:08.015 --> 00:00:10.314 - This is a nipple sucker? 00:00:10.314 --> 00:00:12.473 - Ew, what am I supposed to put in that? 00:00:12.473 --> 00:00:13.867 - Maybe you should wet it. 00:00:13.867 --> 00:00:15.306 - Yeah, if you want to get wet, let's get wet. 00:00:15.306 --> 00:00:16.026 - Yeah. 00:00:16.026 --> 00:00:16.839 - Does that feel good? 00:00:16.839 --> 00:00:17.675 - No. 00:00:17.675 --> 00:00:20.856 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:00:20.856 --> 00:00:21.599 - Ow. 00:00:21.599 --> 00:00:22.899 - Does it feel relaxing? 00:00:22.899 --> 00:00:23.804 - No. 00:00:23.804 --> 00:00:25.782 - It's really not relaxing for me though. 00:00:25.782 --> 00:00:27.078 - It doesn't stick. 00:00:27.078 --> 00:00:28.448 - I've never been so disappointed to have 00:00:28.448 --> 00:00:31.025 a product not suck my skin. 00:00:31.025 --> 00:00:33.394 - Kogao, is this like a luchador mask? 00:00:33.394 --> 00:00:34.206 - Yeah. 00:00:34.206 --> 00:00:37.643 - Look how little her face if compared to my face. 00:00:37.643 --> 00:00:41.404 - So in Japan having a smaller face is a symbol of beauty? 00:00:41.404 --> 00:00:43.866 - I look like I'm going to kill someone. 00:00:43.866 --> 00:00:45.561 - Hang on, you're taking my eyeball out. 00:00:45.561 --> 00:00:47.650 - Let me see that (laughing). 00:00:47.650 --> 00:00:48.602 You look cute though. 00:00:48.602 --> 00:00:50.437 - We look like the worst super heros. 00:00:50.437 --> 00:00:52.364 - It is pulling my face back. 00:00:52.364 --> 00:00:55.289 - I feel it working my cheeks, my upper cheeks. 00:00:55.289 --> 00:00:56.915 I feel like I'm pressing my head. 00:00:56.915 --> 00:00:58.331 - This is what Botox must feel like. 00:00:58.331 --> 00:01:01.791 - Eyelid Trainer, what? 00:01:01.791 --> 00:01:03.346 The problem I have with this is that 00:01:03.346 --> 00:01:05.506 it's all in Japanese but the person on here 00:01:05.506 --> 00:01:06.899 is a white girl. 00:01:06.899 --> 00:01:09.105 - Is this going to like slice my eyeball? 00:01:09.105 --> 00:01:10.707 - There's so many instructions. 00:01:10.707 --> 00:01:12.750 Like whoa. 00:01:12.750 --> 00:01:13.725 (laughing) 00:01:13.725 --> 00:01:14.747 - Ow, ow, oh. 00:01:14.747 --> 00:01:15.676 - What did it do to you? 00:01:15.676 --> 00:01:16.976 No, now I'm scared. 00:01:16.976 --> 00:01:18.926 - I can't see. 00:01:18.926 --> 00:01:20.319 - There's no pressure on this. 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:22.130 There's no way it does anything. 00:01:22.130 --> 00:01:23.361 This just makes me sad that people are wasting 00:01:23.361 --> 00:01:24.638 their money on this. 00:01:24.638 --> 00:01:25.985 - Of all the things to (bleeping) change, 00:01:25.985 --> 00:01:29.027 no one's paying attention to your eyelids. 00:01:29.027 --> 00:01:30.629 - Face Slimmer Mouthpiece, why would I want 00:01:30.629 --> 00:01:31.673 to make my face slimmer? 00:01:31.673 --> 00:01:34.320 - It's what a sex doll's mouth looks like. 00:01:34.320 --> 00:01:35.923 - One, two. 00:01:35.923 --> 00:01:37.525 - Ah. 00:01:37.525 --> 00:01:40.172 (laughing) 00:01:40.172 --> 00:01:41.542 - I'm starting to drool. 00:01:41.542 --> 00:01:43.144 - Ah, oh. 00:01:43.144 --> 00:01:44.606 - Ah, ah. 00:01:44.606 --> 00:01:46.580 - How do you do that? 00:01:46.580 --> 00:01:48.832 (mumbling) 00:01:48.832 --> 00:01:50.016 (laughing) 00:01:53.056 --> 00:01:54.266 - It hurt my lips. 00:01:54.266 --> 00:01:55.566 - Yeah, my mouth hurts. 00:01:55.566 --> 00:01:57.307 - I feel like it maybe gave me Kylie Jenner lips 00:01:57.307 --> 00:01:59.025 just by like stressing them out. 00:01:59.025 --> 00:02:01.185 - If I did this three minutes a day 00:02:01.185 --> 00:02:04.830 for like a week, I'd probably get lock jaw. 00:02:06.950 --> 00:02:08.731 - Stuff that like enforces a certain standard 00:02:08.731 --> 00:02:10.705 of beauty makes me uncomfortable. 00:02:10.705 --> 00:02:12.771 - Yes, (bleeping) weird. 00:02:12.771 --> 00:02:16.068 What people do for beauty I don't understand. 00:02:16.068 --> 00:02:17.833 - Just be happy with what you got. 00:02:17.833 --> 00:02:18.808 - Yeah. 00:02:18.808 --> 00:02:22.523 - I think this plus this is the best Halloween costume ever. 00:02:22.523 --> 00:02:24.079 (laughing) 00:02:24.079 --> 00:02:25.009 - Bye.