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- I will never name my kid Tiffany.

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Every time I see a kid named Tiffany,

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I'll be like, "Be quiet, Tiffany!

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"Be quiet, Tiffany!"

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- [Voiceover] I religiously
watched America's Next Top Model

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until cycle 13, I believe.

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- [Voiceover] I mean, I haven't watched it

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in a really long time, to be honest.

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I'm only 23.

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We've had almost as many seasons

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as I've had years on this earth.

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That's amazing, Tyra.

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- I remember when I first discovered

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America's Next Top Model.

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I thought it was such
a janky-looking show,

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because, you know, it
was the first season.

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But then, like, I just saw it like grow

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into this cultural phenomenon.

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- My favorite model
definitely had to be Jade,

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because she was a boss-ass
bitch with no filter.

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And no one will ever
forget when she's like,

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"This is not America's
Next Top Best Friend,"

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and she, like, went to the
ANTM and, like, pointed at it.

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- I'm still resentful that Kim
from season five didn't win,

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Kim the lesbian.

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- Little gay Taylor was like, "Oh, man.

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"There are models that
are gay in this world?

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"Like, I'm gonna find
one of those as a wife."

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- Janice Dickinson was the best thing

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that ever graced the
television screen on that show.

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- She kept it so real, and
even though I didn't agree

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with a lot of the things that she said,

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she kept it, like, super real.

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Like, she didn't put up with anybody,

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including Tyra's bullshit.

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- Is Miss J still on the show?

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Was Miss J there til the end?

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I hope so.

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- Also, can I talk about NIgel?

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Hello?

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Like, so fine.

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- And then, when Shandi
cheated on her boyfriend,

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that was like some real world shit.

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- I'm sorry, but like, girl,

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you're on national television.

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What were you doing?

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- Some granola bars went missing,

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and then,

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and then another girl thought
that some other chick had,

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Nicole, who ended up winning,

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had stolen her granola bars.

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And so she went and dumped
Nicole's energy drinks

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in the sink.

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And it ended up being the
whole big drama of the season

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was over granola and energy drinks.

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- The Tiffany episode.

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When Tiffany didn't make the cut,

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and she wasn't quite teared up enough.

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- [Voiceover] Yeah, be quiet, Tiffany!

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Best moment.

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- I honestly don't remember anything else.

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- We were rooting for you.

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Like, we were all rooting for you.

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And she was just like, the most
upset you've ever seen her.

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We were rooting for her.

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She wasn't wrong.

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- RIP, ANTM.

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Like, I'm gonna miss you.

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- You changed the game.

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Never before was there a
modeling show like this.

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- We are sad to see you go.

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But we gotta pull the plug on
life support at some point.

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- I honestly thought that you
ended, like, five years ago.

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But goodbye.

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- [Voiceover] Tyra, we'll miss you.

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But I'm sure we'll see you again soon.

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- [Voiceover] Tyra will never leave us.

