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- Avocados are awesome!

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- I love avocados, I used
to not like avocados.

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- We love avocados.

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- Avocados are good on some things.

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- What?

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- They taste like nothing!

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- I feel like when you eat avocado,

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it's normally savory.

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Like, it's normally
whipped, some kind of meal,

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some kind of entree, so
it's hard for me to think

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about drinking it.

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- I don't know.

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Now that I see it, I kinda wanna throw up.

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- It looks like ice cream.

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- Oh, it smells like avocado.

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- Just like avocado.

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- Smells like memories.

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- Avocado cheers.

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- I like it.

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- I can't tell if I like it or not.

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- You do.

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- I mean, I think I do.

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Yeah, when I think about it, I do.

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- This is as bad as I
thought it was gonna be.

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Tastes like grass.

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- It's like the texture of, like, yogurt.

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- It's like a vanilla milkshake
with a tint of avocado.

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- I'll even say, like, a fruity milkshake.

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A really, really just, mild one.

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- Where are you getting that from?

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- I don't know.

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I like it the more I drink it.

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It keeps getting better and better.

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- My brain is going
crazy because it's like,

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wait, is that ice cream?

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- Yeah!

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- If they threw this is into
halo-halo instead of, like,

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ice cream on top, then
that would be pretty bomb.

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- Is there avocado ice cream?

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- I'm pretty sure.

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- Avocado ice cream.

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Is there that?

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- Ten out of ten, would goop again.

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- Yeah, and if I ever give
birth to an offspring,

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totally gonna make them
think this is ice cream

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for about twelve years.

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- Just lie to them?

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- Yeah, just be like,
this is a sweet treat.

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- Avocado freak, do the avocado.