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- We went through all of your
comments in the previous video

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- and picked out the
weirdest combinations.

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- Now we gonna eat 'em.

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(whooshing and creaking)
(upbeat music)

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- Have you ever dunked a chocolate

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chip cookie in some nacho cheese?

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- It just looks wrong.

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- Ah, you went deep, girl.

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- I hate it.

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- Loved it.

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- Honestly, it's, what's weird

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is both of these foods are sort of

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so middle of the line
that this tastes bland.

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- It tastes like somebody dropped

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a bag of salt into a cookie mix.

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- Just savory, like, the cheesiness,

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the salty and the sweet,
is actually kinda good,

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which I'm disturbed by.

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(upbeat music)

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- It smells like I'm putting
steak seasoning on watermelon.

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- It smells like an old attic.

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- Okay, cheers.

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- Cheers.

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(upbeat music)

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(table thudding)

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(man and woman laughing)

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- Nice.

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- Like that.

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- It's, like, everything
at your backyard barbecue.

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Like, the barbecue chicken and
the watermelon all at once.

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- What hellscape have you

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brought us to?
- How do you

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get it out of your throat?

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- The salt makes you thirsty and then

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the watermelon quenches your thirst.

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- It tastes like I just
swallowed the ocean.

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(upbeat music)

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- You would do me, like,
sip it through a straw.

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- [Voiceover] If you want to.
- Shut up.

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- Actually, suddenly this
is way more exciting.

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- Ew. I didn't get anything.

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- It's funny to taste spicy
things through a sweet thing.

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(upbeat music)

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- What is that flavor?

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- It's like a spicy soy sauce.

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- What if I got fruit
roll up mashed into it?

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- Together, it tastes like bile.

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- Like, the spicy, tangy part
is like the touch of vomit.

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(upbeat music)

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- No! (laughing)

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- How dare you make us eat
bananas and mayo again.

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- I'm thinking about the
last time I ate this.

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- So salty.

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- I'm so sad right now.

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(man sobbing)

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It was so bad.

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(upbeat music)

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- Nope, nope.

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- There's that little dab of mayonnaise

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that makes me hate myself.

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- It tastes like oatmeal.

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- It's just solid mush in your mouth.

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- But this, I don't know.

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It's like, sweet.

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It's weird.
- Another?

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- There's no flavor but evil.

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- I don't think it's evil.

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I just think it gets a little desperate.

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(upbeat music)

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- This is literally,
like, a three-year-old

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was able to make his lunch.

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- Hell yeah.

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- Yeah.

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- Come over to my house every day.

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- I'm into this one.

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- This is super good.

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- Definitely.

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- It's like a smoky peanut butter.

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- They're both kind of, like, dry tastes.

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- Yeah.

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- The bologna isn't too sweet.

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- There's no weird texture.

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- Peanut butter and jelly? No.

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That was so 2014.

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This is the year of
peanut butter and bologna.

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(upbeat music)

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- I would vote for that.

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(man laughing)

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- I did.

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- Peanut butter and bologna, two K 16.

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(whooshing and creaking)

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- Great.

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- I'm having the best day.

